$%?%?&TY hghnjuu56uyJ&i"//!""!!"!!"12!""//%$/5tt4erf|!!!
**** you PS and your ****ing ''RNG''!!!1! Why don't you ''randomly generate'' yourself a book about actual poker odds and math you piece of crap!!!!111!!1
Full Version: Fack
Eleventy-one.
Just finished that same session after almost grinding it back up. Basically busted when i thought i found the secret to PokerStars RNG. Went all-in with my few remaining chips being an underdog... didn't work out.
Maybe it didn't count since i still had pot odds? FML
Why is the unlikely more likely than the unlikely likely?
Maybe it didn't count since i still had pot odds? FML
Why is the unlikely more likely than the unlikely likely?
Maybe you just suck at poker.
QUOTE (Nashtak @ Saturday, October 10th, 2009, 4:54 PM) 
$%?%?&TY hghnjuu56uyJ&i"//!""!!"!!"12!""//%$/5tt4erf|!!!
**** you Full Tilt and your ****ing ''RNG''!!!1! Why don't you ''randomly generate'' yourself a book about actual poker odds and math you piece of crap!!!!111!!1
**** you Full Tilt and your ****ing ''RNG''!!!1! Why don't you ''randomly generate'' yourself a book about actual poker odds and math you piece of crap!!!!111!!1
Just wieghing in ag ainst Full Tilt here.
KK < 82 AIPF for my tourney life yesterday in the 12PM 100+9.
QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Saturday, October 10th, 2009, 10:38 PM)
Maybe you just suck at poker.
I hate you
QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Saturday, October 10th, 2009, 7:38 PM)
Maybe you just suck at poker.
www.troll.com
irony itt
QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Sunday, October 18th, 2009, 8:50 PM)
irony itt
doubt you know irony
unless you're calling yourself a bad player calling someone else bad at poker. cause that would be irony.
but i think youre at least above average
so i just think you've got the definition of irony wrong
I believe the irony Mr. Toe was referring to was you calling him a troll, when he also believes that you, Mr Lurbz, are a troll.
For educational purposes, here are some "Definitions of Irony." None of them apply to this I believe except maybe the Dramatic Irony. It would probably have been more accurate to just call you a hyprocitical ****wit.
Quoted from
http://www.wright.edu/~martin.maner/defini...0of%20irony.htm
Verbal irony: A trope in which the meaning ostensibly expressed “differs sharply from” what the speaker really means. A common type of verbal irony is sarcasm, which Abrams defines as “the crude and taunting use of apparent praise for dispraise: ‘Oh, you’re God’s great gift to women, you are!’” Verbal irony has been subdivided by Wayne Booth into stable irony (where the author’s real meaning is clearly implied) and unstable irony (in which we have difficulty determining the author’s real views or even determining whether he is being ironic or not).
Socratic irony: A stance assumed by a teacher who pretends to be ignorant in order to make his or her students think. (See any of Plato’s Socratic dialogues.)
Dramatic irony: The quality exhibited in words spoken by a character in a play or narrative who, because of his ignorance of present or future circumstances that the audience is aware of, does not realize how the words apply to his situation. (Oedipus: “Why, I’d sooner marry my own mother than . . . “)
Structural irony: Pervasive irony created by a structural feature such as a naive protagonist whose viewpoint is consistently wrong, shared by neither author nor reader. Swift’s “modest proposer” is the most famous example, but the female protagonist of Clueless creates similar structural irony as she misperceives those around her. Voltaire’s Candide encounters many evils but always comments obtusely and stupidly upon them, saying “All is for the best.” The repeated use of this catch phrase and other similar phrases gives the novel an ironic vocabulary, another device that can create structural irony.
Situational irony: A plot device in which events turn out contrary to expectation yet are perversely appropriate. Example 1: In a school lottery, the “pocket rocket” motorcycle is won by a shy, demure nun. Example 2: After successfully going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the stunt man goes home, takes a shower, slips on the soap, and breaks his leg. (Situational irony is the most commonly applied sense of the word irony, but it is often over-applied. Strictly speaking, to be ironic, an outcome must be not only contrary to expectation, but perversely and strangely appropriate.)
Cosmic irony: When situational irony is associated with the notion of fate, or a deity, manipulating events so as to “frustrate and mock” a character in a literary work, situational irony has become its near-twin, cosmic irony.
Romantic irony: The narrator of a literary work creates an illusion of reality but then destroys the illusion by revealing that he is arbitrarily making up the story as he goes. Byron claims to be writing a realistic tale in Don Juan but at one point admits that he got the idea for his central character from a puppet show.
Irony as a universal quality of good literature: Twentieth-century critics, notably T. S. Eliot and the “New Critics” I. A. Richards, Cleanth Brooks, and Robert Penn Warren, argued that (as Abrams puts it) “the greatest poems are invulnerable to external irony because they already incorporate the poet’s own ‘ironic’ awareness of opposite and complementary attitudes.” Irony in this broadest sense entails the avoidance of sentimentality through the incorporation of multiple attitudes in a single work. Furthermore, New Critics argued that it is precisely the resolution of internal tensions that gives a literary work its strength. “To His Coy Mistress” is a key example in its blending of witty, grotesque, lyrical, and violent imagery. “I Knew a Woman” is another key example--a great love poem blending lyricism, bawdy humor, and spiritual mysticism.
For educational purposes, here are some "Definitions of Irony." None of them apply to this I believe except maybe the Dramatic Irony. It would probably have been more accurate to just call you a hyprocitical ****wit.
Quoted from
http://www.wright.edu/~martin.maner/defini...0of%20irony.htm
Verbal irony: A trope in which the meaning ostensibly expressed “differs sharply from” what the speaker really means. A common type of verbal irony is sarcasm, which Abrams defines as “the crude and taunting use of apparent praise for dispraise: ‘Oh, you’re God’s great gift to women, you are!’” Verbal irony has been subdivided by Wayne Booth into stable irony (where the author’s real meaning is clearly implied) and unstable irony (in which we have difficulty determining the author’s real views or even determining whether he is being ironic or not).
Socratic irony: A stance assumed by a teacher who pretends to be ignorant in order to make his or her students think. (See any of Plato’s Socratic dialogues.)
Dramatic irony: The quality exhibited in words spoken by a character in a play or narrative who, because of his ignorance of present or future circumstances that the audience is aware of, does not realize how the words apply to his situation. (Oedipus: “Why, I’d sooner marry my own mother than . . . “)
Structural irony: Pervasive irony created by a structural feature such as a naive protagonist whose viewpoint is consistently wrong, shared by neither author nor reader. Swift’s “modest proposer” is the most famous example, but the female protagonist of Clueless creates similar structural irony as she misperceives those around her. Voltaire’s Candide encounters many evils but always comments obtusely and stupidly upon them, saying “All is for the best.” The repeated use of this catch phrase and other similar phrases gives the novel an ironic vocabulary, another device that can create structural irony.
Situational irony: A plot device in which events turn out contrary to expectation yet are perversely appropriate. Example 1: In a school lottery, the “pocket rocket” motorcycle is won by a shy, demure nun. Example 2: After successfully going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the stunt man goes home, takes a shower, slips on the soap, and breaks his leg. (Situational irony is the most commonly applied sense of the word irony, but it is often over-applied. Strictly speaking, to be ironic, an outcome must be not only contrary to expectation, but perversely and strangely appropriate.)
Cosmic irony: When situational irony is associated with the notion of fate, or a deity, manipulating events so as to “frustrate and mock” a character in a literary work, situational irony has become its near-twin, cosmic irony.
Romantic irony: The narrator of a literary work creates an illusion of reality but then destroys the illusion by revealing that he is arbitrarily making up the story as he goes. Byron claims to be writing a realistic tale in Don Juan but at one point admits that he got the idea for his central character from a puppet show.
Irony as a universal quality of good literature: Twentieth-century critics, notably T. S. Eliot and the “New Critics” I. A. Richards, Cleanth Brooks, and Robert Penn Warren, argued that (as Abrams puts it) “the greatest poems are invulnerable to external irony because they already incorporate the poet’s own ‘ironic’ awareness of opposite and complementary attitudes.” Irony in this broadest sense entails the avoidance of sentimentality through the incorporation of multiple attitudes in a single work. Furthermore, New Critics argued that it is precisely the resolution of internal tensions that gives a literary work its strength. “To His Coy Mistress” is a key example in its blending of witty, grotesque, lyrical, and violent imagery. “I Knew a Woman” is another key example--a great love poem blending lyricism, bawdy humor, and spiritual mysticism.
QUOTE (HighwayStar @ Wednesday, October 21st, 2009, 6:11 AM)
I believe the irony Mr. Toe was referring to was you calling him a troll, when he also believes that you, Mr Lurbz, are a troll.
For educational purposes, here are some "Definitions of Irony." None of them apply to this I believe except maybe the Dramatic Irony. It would probably have been more accurate to just call you a hyprocitical ****wit.
Quoted from
http://www.wright.edu/~martin.maner/defini...0of%20irony.htm
Verbal irony: A trope in which the meaning ostensibly expressed “differs sharply from” what the speaker really means. A common type of verbal irony is sarcasm, which Abrams defines as “the crude and taunting use of apparent praise for dispraise: ‘Oh, you’re God’s great gift to women, you are!’” Verbal irony has been subdivided by Wayne Booth into stable irony (where the author’s real meaning is clearly implied) and unstable irony (in which we have difficulty determining the author’s real views or even determining whether he is being ironic or not).
Socratic irony: A stance assumed by a teacher who pretends to be ignorant in order to make his or her students think. (See any of Plato’s Socratic dialogues.)
Dramatic irony: The quality exhibited in words spoken by a character in a play or narrative who, because of his ignorance of present or future circumstances that the audience is aware of, does not realize how the words apply to his situation. (Oedipus: “Why, I’d sooner marry my own mother than . . . “)
Structural irony: Pervasive irony created by a structural feature such as a naive protagonist whose viewpoint is consistently wrong, shared by neither author nor reader. Swift’s “modest proposer” is the most famous example, but the female protagonist of Clueless creates similar structural irony as she misperceives those around her. Voltaire’s Candide encounters many evils but always comments obtusely and stupidly upon them, saying “All is for the best.” The repeated use of this catch phrase and other similar phrases gives the novel an ironic vocabulary, another device that can create structural irony.
Situational irony: A plot device in which events turn out contrary to expectation yet are perversely appropriate. Example 1: In a school lottery, the “pocket rocket” motorcycle is won by a shy, demure nun. Example 2: After successfully going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the stunt man goes home, takes a shower, slips on the soap, and breaks his leg. (Situational irony is the most commonly applied sense of the word irony, but it is often over-applied. Strictly speaking, to be ironic, an outcome must be not only contrary to expectation, but perversely and strangely appropriate.)
Cosmic irony: When situational irony is associated with the notion of fate, or a deity, manipulating events so as to “frustrate and mock” a character in a literary work, situational irony has become its near-twin, cosmic irony.
Romantic irony: The narrator of a literary work creates an illusion of reality but then destroys the illusion by revealing that he is arbitrarily making up the story as he goes. Byron claims to be writing a realistic tale in Don Juan but at one point admits that he got the idea for his central character from a puppet show.
Irony as a universal quality of good literature: Twentieth-century critics, notably T. S. Eliot and the “New Critics” I. A. Richards, Cleanth Brooks, and Robert Penn Warren, argued that (as Abrams puts it) “the greatest poems are invulnerable to external irony because they already incorporate the poet’s own ‘ironic’ awareness of opposite and complementary attitudes.” Irony in this broadest sense entails the avoidance of sentimentality through the incorporation of multiple attitudes in a single work. Furthermore, New Critics argued that it is precisely the resolution of internal tensions that gives a literary work its strength. “To His Coy Mistress” is a key example in its blending of witty, grotesque, lyrical, and violent imagery. “I Knew a Woman” is another key example--a great love poem blending lyricism, bawdy humor, and spiritual mysticism.
For educational purposes, here are some "Definitions of Irony." None of them apply to this I believe except maybe the Dramatic Irony. It would probably have been more accurate to just call you a hyprocitical ****wit.
Quoted from
http://www.wright.edu/~martin.maner/defini...0of%20irony.htm
Verbal irony: A trope in which the meaning ostensibly expressed “differs sharply from” what the speaker really means. A common type of verbal irony is sarcasm, which Abrams defines as “the crude and taunting use of apparent praise for dispraise: ‘Oh, you’re God’s great gift to women, you are!’” Verbal irony has been subdivided by Wayne Booth into stable irony (where the author’s real meaning is clearly implied) and unstable irony (in which we have difficulty determining the author’s real views or even determining whether he is being ironic or not).
Socratic irony: A stance assumed by a teacher who pretends to be ignorant in order to make his or her students think. (See any of Plato’s Socratic dialogues.)
Dramatic irony: The quality exhibited in words spoken by a character in a play or narrative who, because of his ignorance of present or future circumstances that the audience is aware of, does not realize how the words apply to his situation. (Oedipus: “Why, I’d sooner marry my own mother than . . . “)
Structural irony: Pervasive irony created by a structural feature such as a naive protagonist whose viewpoint is consistently wrong, shared by neither author nor reader. Swift’s “modest proposer” is the most famous example, but the female protagonist of Clueless creates similar structural irony as she misperceives those around her. Voltaire’s Candide encounters many evils but always comments obtusely and stupidly upon them, saying “All is for the best.” The repeated use of this catch phrase and other similar phrases gives the novel an ironic vocabulary, another device that can create structural irony.
Situational irony: A plot device in which events turn out contrary to expectation yet are perversely appropriate. Example 1: In a school lottery, the “pocket rocket” motorcycle is won by a shy, demure nun. Example 2: After successfully going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the stunt man goes home, takes a shower, slips on the soap, and breaks his leg. (Situational irony is the most commonly applied sense of the word irony, but it is often over-applied. Strictly speaking, to be ironic, an outcome must be not only contrary to expectation, but perversely and strangely appropriate.)
Cosmic irony: When situational irony is associated with the notion of fate, or a deity, manipulating events so as to “frustrate and mock” a character in a literary work, situational irony has become its near-twin, cosmic irony.
Romantic irony: The narrator of a literary work creates an illusion of reality but then destroys the illusion by revealing that he is arbitrarily making up the story as he goes. Byron claims to be writing a realistic tale in Don Juan but at one point admits that he got the idea for his central character from a puppet show.
Irony as a universal quality of good literature: Twentieth-century critics, notably T. S. Eliot and the “New Critics” I. A. Richards, Cleanth Brooks, and Robert Penn Warren, argued that (as Abrams puts it) “the greatest poems are invulnerable to external irony because they already incorporate the poet’s own ‘ironic’ awareness of opposite and complementary attitudes.” Irony in this broadest sense entails the avoidance of sentimentality through the incorporation of multiple attitudes in a single work. Furthermore, New Critics argued that it is precisely the resolution of internal tensions that gives a literary work its strength. “To His Coy Mistress” is a key example in its blending of witty, grotesque, lyrical, and violent imagery. “I Knew a Woman” is another key example--a great love poem blending lyricism, bawdy humor, and spiritual mysticism.
The only thing wrong with this post, and it's a beauty, is that very few people will see it, thereby failing in its attempt to clear up the much abused use of the term "irony", which is, of course, an irony unto itself.
QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Saturday, October 10th, 2009, 7:38 PM)
Maybe you just suck at poker.
FWIW this is the definition of a troll post.
Inflammatory comment which accomplishes nothing but getting a negative rise out of its target.
I will admit that I go after 2 (yes, two) people: rcooj_7 and herly33. Herly for his multiaccounting and general dodging of the subject, and rcooj for being a general dumbass about everything. This has been known for a while. But at least I have reasons behind them, they have origins (The Rcooj thread is in General somewhere where me and other posters point out his flawed logic and he flames me for it, hence why I've been going at him lately, if you'd like to find it.)
You, however, make sporadic and random inflammatory posts with no claimed basis to go after any of them. This is the definition of trolling, which you seem to be uninformed about.
You don't like me. You may not like other people. I get it. Fine. I don't like you either. I'm pretty sure we've been pretty clear on that. We don't get along. It's clear. But to quote Highway, don't be a "hypocritical ****wit" and call me a troll and then come around and do even more blatant shit yourself. As for me? I'm taking the high road after this post and being done with this argument. If you wanna keep your pathetic e-peen contest, you go right ahead and be my guest.
Lurbz tho.
QUOTE (HighwayStar @ Saturday, October 24th, 2009, 8:19 AM)
Lurbz tho.
****ing troll!
QUOTE (HighwayStar @ Saturday, October 24th, 2009, 8:29 AM)
****ing troll!
hypocrit!
QUOTE (HighwayStar @ Saturday, October 24th, 2009, 2:30 AM)
hypocrit!
no u
Can i get my thread back so i can express my hatred toward Pokerstars or Poker in general?
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QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Saturday, October 10th, 2009, 9:38 PM)
Maybe you just suck at poker.
It's actually recomforting to read these posts. It shows that even vets has to come to this conclusion to explain how ****ing terrible i'm running.
Getting things back on track: Fuck you very much, Full Tilt for >>>
AA < K7s, when villain shoves AIPF for 150K (I have 270K at the time) at a final table. So, instead of a 450K stack and a guaranteed 6th place, I get crippled and go out in 7th. Fuck you very much, indeed.
btw, Flop was 7-2-2; Turn 7; River x...
AA < K7s, when villain shoves AIPF for 150K (I have 270K at the time) at a final table. So, instead of a 450K stack and a guaranteed 6th place, I get crippled and go out in 7th. Fuck you very much, indeed.
btw, Flop was 7-2-2; Turn 7; River x...
QUOTE (Nashtak @ Monday, October 26th, 2009, 3:00 PM)
It's actually recomforting to read these posts. It shows that even vets has to come to this conclusion to explain how ****ing terrible i'm running.
it's called variance, get to know it well.
QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Monday, October 26th, 2009, 8:57 PM)
it's called variance, get to know it well.
The 15yo puberty-driven Myley Cryus fan that is my sister is less of a bitch than you come across as.
Thanks for mentioning variance though. I'll try to imply it even more next time i post about how much i hate variance. Maybe i'll use capital letters or something.
When did this thread become something else than me publicly expressing my hate toward the game like if anyone actually cared?
QUOTE (Nashtak @ Saturday, October 31st, 2009, 3:38 PM)
The 15yo puberty-driven Myley Cryus fan that is my sister is less of a bitch than you come across as.
Thanks for mentioning variance though. I'll try to imply it even more next time i post about how much i hate variance. Maybe i'll use capital letters or something.
When did this thread become something else than me publicly expressing my hate toward the game like if anyone actually cared?
Thanks for mentioning variance though. I'll try to imply it even more next time i post about how much i hate variance. Maybe i'll use capital letters or something.
When did this thread become something else than me publicly expressing my hate toward the game like if anyone actually cared?
You said I couldn't explain why you were running bad, I did (I even gave 2 possible answers)!
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