Inevitably, one group of equity traders -- they worked at Fidelity -- got caught. The thing that finally brought the whole thing to a close was a 2003 bachelor party for one of the traders. Everyone heard about it: private jets to Miami, a yacht, a bag of Ecstasy, a warren of rooms at the uber-exclusive Delano Hotel, some hookers, some strippers, some red meat, medium-rare. Oh, and one midget, named Danny Black, to toss off the boat. All told, $160,000 for a weekend at the beach.

"It wasn't like a three-ring circus," groused the father-in-law of the groom, disgraced Tyco executive Dennis Kozlowski, to the tabloids at the time. "It was a nice party. There was only one dwarf."

peter king went to a playoff game at yankee stadium last week and wrote about how hot chocolates were selling for 10 bucks each, an estimated 9 bucks profit per.