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Voldemort
Watched the first episode tonight.....

Man.....so many funny lines.


Definitely added this to the DVR.

Hope they keep it up.
troyomac
There were a bunch of really funny moments, will definately keep this on the pvr.
Poppy_Hillis
Ehh, the only character that was funny was the middle aged dad, and they were trying way too hard with him at times.
SuitedAces21
I was flipping around and came across this. It was terrible. Beyond awful. Cliche central. Bad acting. Bad writing. Everything that is wrong with network television. And I only watched for two or three minutes.
Voldemort
If you are old and have kids....you soooooooooooo relate to alot of it.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (Voldemort @ Thursday, September 24th, 2009, 3:26 PM) *
If you are old and have kids....you soooooooooooo relate to alot of it.


and if you're an idiot.
king_tanner
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, September 24th, 2009, 2:53 PM) *
and if you're an idiot.


coming from the guy who is obsessed with Shia Lebooof
Voldemort
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, September 24th, 2009, 5:53 PM) *
and if you're an idiot.

LMAO
bleacherbum3
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, September 24th, 2009, 6:30 AM) *
I was flipping around and came across this. It was terrible. Beyond awful. Cliche central. Bad acting. Bad writing. Everything that is wrong with network television. And I only watched for two or three minutes.

Well at least your opinion isn't ignorant or anything......
troyomac
I didn't think last night's episode was that good (from what I saw, a good chunk of the episode had the voices cut out).

What I enjoyed more last night (probably because I'm a middle aged woman) was Cougar Town.
Mercury69
QUOTE (troyomac @ Thursday, October 1st, 2009, 12:45 PM) *
I didn't think last night's episode was that good (from what I saw, a good chunk of the episode had the voices cut out).

What I enjoyed more last night (probably because I'm a middle aged woman) was Cougar Town.



Which, apparently, features lines like "Boy, I'd love to lick his ass crack" or something similar...Confirmation?


Coming soon to sitcoms:

Roman Free - A European director, formerly accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old in a friend's hottub, is released on his own reconizance and soon gets up to his old tricks while finding new and amusing ways to substantiate false age claims. Hilarity ensues.
JoeyJoJo
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, October 1st, 2009, 10:16 AM) *
Which, apparently, features lines like "Boy, I'd love to lick his ass crack" or something similar...Confirmation?

I haven't seen the show, but that seems unlikely.

Google says...

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart


I thought this was actually kind of funny:

Jules: I'm guessing the boy I flashed goes to your school
Travis: Yes he does
Jules: Is he single? ... Kidding! Why don't you ever laugh at my jokes?
Travis: Because they make me sad
hank213
For some reason I can't really explain I enjoy watching the actor that plays the "buddy dad" on this show. His bit last night when he's in the kitchen was humorous.
Something along the lines of:

"I'll do what I want because what she don't know..."
turns head
yells "HONEY?"
pauses listening intently
faces back to camera "won't hurt her."
Mercury69
Body vs ass crack

lol...I guess I read between the lines there :-/
Voldemort
Not as good as week 1, but still hopeful.


That Dad line was good......


so much racial humor too, towards the hispanic kids dad.
El Guapo
QUOTE (Voldemort @ Thursday, October 1st, 2009, 6:29 PM) *
Not as good as week 1, but still hopeful.


That Dad line was good......


so much racial humor too, towards the hispanic kids dad.



Pretty sure I use joke like that on a daily basis towards my wife.


My favorite ever was when we bought our house and we had a house warming party planned and realized the night before that it was much more dirty than we thought and we did not have time to clean it our selves. So I called a cleaning service, who showed up at 6:30 AM. I answered the door to 4 Mexican girls, turned around and yelled "Honey, your cousins are here" and went back to bed.
Voldemort
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Friday, October 2nd, 2009, 11:37 AM) *
Pretty sure I use joke like that on a daily basis towards my wife.


My favorite ever was when we bought our house and we had a house warming party planned and realized the night before that it was much more dirty than we thought and we did not have time to clean it our selves. So I called a cleaning service, who showed up at 6:30 AM. I answered the door to 4 Mexican girls, turned around and yelled "Honey, your cousins are here" and went back to bed.

HAHHAHAHAA!

Awesome
speedz99
Just watched the pilot...it was funny. Actually, it was pretty much the opposite of what SA21 said.
Voldemort
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, October 8th, 2009, 1:00 PM) *
Just watched the pilot...it was funny. Actually, it was pretty much the opposite of what SA21 said.

Haha....


Some funny stuff in this weeks episode.

Still liking it.
troyomac
I'm really starting to get bored with it, which is a shame because I thought it started off well. I think I just don't really like any of the characters except the middle aged dad, and the fat gay guy. I love Ed O'Neil, but in this show he's boring. I'll probably try one more week of it, then give up on it.
SBriand
I like it enough to spend 22 minutes out of my week watching it. But I do have a ton of free time so my time is not that valuable.
brvheart
This week Time magazine had a long article on the TV Sitcom... and then had a list of about 6 olds shows and said that if you liked X show of yesterday... you will love Y Show of today.

The show this was paired with was Arrested Development.

JJJ, you can find the link if you want. I actually just get the magazine at home, so I'm not sure if it's online, but if it is: you'll find it.
JoeyJoJo
QUOTE (brvheart @ Friday, October 9th, 2009, 1:50 PM) *
JJJ, you can find the link if you want. I actually just get the magazine at home, so I'm not sure if it's online, but if it is: you'll find it.

That's an LG skill. I can only find things on FCP.
El Guapo
Even though I knew Al was going to hit the guy with the plane, I still laughed out loud when it happened. Sometimes it's just about how things are pulled off.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, October 8th, 2009, 12:00 PM) *
Just watched the pilot...it was funny. Actually, it was pretty much the opposite of what SA21 said.


thats because i've never actually seen this show. turns out i saw two minutes of some other show that sucked. it had courtney cox in it. this doesnt.

so i'm an idiot, just for a different reason.
Voldemort
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Friday, October 9th, 2009, 7:54 PM) *
thats because i've never actually seen this show. turns out i saw two minutes of some other show that sucked. it had courtney cox in it. this doesnt.

so i'm an idiot, just for a different reason.

HAHA! Explains alot.
fireball
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Friday, October 2nd, 2009, 10:37 AM) *
My favorite ever was when we bought our house and we had a house warming party planned and realized the night before that it was much more dirty than we thought and we did not have time to clean it our selves. So I called a cleaning service, who showed up at 6:30 AM. I answered the door to 4 Mexican girls, turned around and yelled "Honey, your cousins are here" and went back to bed.


LOL! I'm surprised she let you climb back into bed after that one! I have never heard of this show. What station does it come one?
Voldemort
QUOTE (fireball @ Saturday, October 10th, 2009, 12:08 AM) *
LOL! I'm surprised she let you climb back into bed after that one! I have never heard of this show. What station does it come one?

ABC Wed Night
Sal Paradise
QUOTE (brvheart @ Friday, October 9th, 2009, 4:50 PM) *
The show this was paired with was Arrested Development.

I just made this connection ALL BY MYSELF. I'm smart.


just watched all four episodes and this show is pretty damn good. think I like the gay couple the most actually. and the teenage girl, but for altogether different reasons.


and I liked the racial humor too. didn't think about it until I read this thread. oh shit, now I remember that line the dad said in the pilot when they told them the baby's name was "lily": "isn't she gonna have trouble saying that?"


had to pause the damn show so I could stop laughing.
Voldemort
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Saturday, October 17th, 2009, 1:40 PM) *
I just made this connection ALL BY MYSELF. I'm smart.


just watched all four episodes and this show is pretty damn good. think I like the gay couple the most actually. and the teenage girl, but for altogether different reasons.


and I liked the racial humor too. didn't think about it until I read this thread. oh shit, now I remember that line the dad said in the pilot when they told them the baby's name was "lily": "isn't she gonna have trouble saying that?"


had to pause the damn show so I could stop laughing.

Ya, we are still loving this show.


And the Riry part......we must have rewound that 6-7 times.
bleacherbum3
Laughed my ass off when blondie wife came out wearing the 'Claire and Present Danger' tennis t-shirt.
SBriand
This show gets better each week, I now look forward to it which means alot. Most shows I DVR and watch a week later.
Voldemort
QUOTE (SBriand @ Thursday, November 5th, 2009, 12:00 PM) *
This show gets better each week, I now look forward to it which means alot. Most shows I DVR and watch a week later.

Ya, I love it.
hank213
The Phil storyline was so friggin great this week.
El Guapo
I love it when big stars do stuff like this. It was really funny to see him do that.
Sal Paradise
I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH THE HOSE




killer.
Voldemort
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Saturday, November 21st, 2009, 12:13 AM) *
I love it when big stars do stuff like this. It was really funny to see him do that.

Definitely.

Still loving this show!
FileError404
Spot the bass player biggrin.gif

speedz99
Finally watched the birthday episode...loved it. I put it up there with some of the (average) Sunny and Curb episodes, not quite up to AD standard. Really well done.
El Guapo
My wife kept asking me to make a comb sheath yesterday.
Voldemort
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Friday, November 27th, 2009, 3:01 PM) *
My wife kept asking me to make a comb sheath yesterday.

LOL
Dirtydutch
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, November 27th, 2009, 11:57 AM) *
Finally watched the birthday episode...loved it. I put it up there with some of the (average) Sunny and Curb episodes, not quite up to AD standard. Really well done.


Really? Is this something I should be watching? It seemed unappealing to me.
speedz99
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Monday, November 30th, 2009, 4:25 AM) *
Really? Is this something I should be watching? It seemed unappealing to me.


I don't know, you have odd/upredictable taste. It's not a comedic masterpiece, but it has plenty of funny moments. I think that they have a chance of doing well...it's like, almost a really good show, which is much closer than 98% of tv out there today.
brvheart
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Monday, November 30th, 2009, 6:25 AM) *
Really? Is this something I should be watching? It seemed unappealing to me.


I would watch 4 or 5 episodes. You'll know by then if it's your thing. The constant racial and gay humor is pretty dang funny.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Monday, November 30th, 2009, 7:25 AM) *
Really? Is this something I should be watching? It seemed unappealing to me.



Yeah, when I first saw the commercials for this show I rolled my eyes, but it turns out I really like it. funny show.
Voldemort
LOL @ tonight.


"Traces of Martin Luther King Day behind her ear"
Voldemort
"I respect her too much to do to her, what I'm gonna do to you!"


Bwahahhahahahaha!
Piddle Duck
QUOTE (Voldemort @ Wednesday, February 10th, 2010, 10:30 PM) *
"I respect her too much to do to her, what I'm gonna do to you!"


Bwahahhahahahaha!

That was great.

This is now my favorite show on TV. Even ahead of Lost.
CaneBrain
This show is fantastic....it needs to get more love from the forum at large. Loved the season finale as well as both Hawaii episodes.
dEv~
Here's my love. It's quickly becoming my favorite TV show. Every actor is awesome. The writing is awesome. It's awesome.
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