QUOTE (Governator @ Monday, December 21st, 2009, 3:07 PM) 
I'm starting to think something stupid like this happened at Ponderosa:
[players chatting away about the game while having dinner]
Shambo: I'm voting for Russell he's just AWESOME, he beat all of you
Laura: Whatever Shambo, your opinion doesn't matter
Shambo: It's true he did, COO COO
Laura: Yeah ok... if you're voting for him I'm definitely not
Shambo: Well I'm voting for Russell 1000%
Laura: Well I guess it's Natalie or Mick then
Erik: Natalie's gameplay is just as respectable as Russell's. He lied to all of us, Natalie didn't really do anything and made it to the finals. So that's an awesome strategy that's more deserving because she did it with.... integretiy. So maybe... just maybe... we should all come together as o......
Shambo: I don't understand
Laura: We know
Dave: Blank look
John: Russell screwed me over and I respect him as a player.
Monica: I guess I'll give the bitch my vote. Because us girls rock. Love you Laura.
Laura: I'm such an awesome grandma
Jaison: Now wait a minute here. I came to this show to prove something. Ultimately Russell told me I was going to the finals with him and he lied to my face. You can't just lie to peoples faces like that. I'm a well educated man, a law student and I played on the men's national swimming team. I can beat anyone, you know how I can beat Russell? By not giving him my vote.
Brett: Jaison, want to go on a bro-date? We can talk strategy and how to not vote for Russell.
Jaison: I'd love that
Kelly: Does anyone even know my name?
[players chatting away about the game while having dinner]
Shambo: I'm voting for Russell he's just AWESOME, he beat all of you
Laura: Whatever Shambo, your opinion doesn't matter
Shambo: It's true he did, COO COO
Laura: Yeah ok... if you're voting for him I'm definitely not
Shambo: Well I'm voting for Russell 1000%
Laura: Well I guess it's Natalie or Mick then
Erik: Natalie's gameplay is just as respectable as Russell's. He lied to all of us, Natalie didn't really do anything and made it to the finals. So that's an awesome strategy that's more deserving because she did it with.... integretiy. So maybe... just maybe... we should all come together as o......
Shambo: I don't understand
Laura: We know
Dave: Blank look
John: Russell screwed me over and I respect him as a player.
Monica: I guess I'll give the bitch my vote. Because us girls rock. Love you Laura.
Laura: I'm such an awesome grandma
Jaison: Now wait a minute here. I came to this show to prove something. Ultimately Russell told me I was going to the finals with him and he lied to my face. You can't just lie to peoples faces like that. I'm a well educated man, a law student and I played on the men's national swimming team. I can beat anyone, you know how I can beat Russell? By not giving him my vote.
Brett: Jaison, want to go on a bro-date? We can talk strategy and how to not vote for Russell.
Jaison: I'd love that
Kelly: Does anyone even know my name?
Hahaha, well done. Especially the Kelly line.
I think I once referred to as "the Galu tribe's Ashley" because I actually forgot her name.