Seattle had a highway construction project. A guy could walk across the pedestrian portion of an overpass, and look down, 50-60 feet, and see nasty pieces of rebar and construction debris below. Attached to the handrail was a sign that said "DO NOT JUMP". I thought it was pretty good advice, but it still makes my list of dumbest signs.

The classic, for me, was a sign that used to be posted outside the post office which said "NO DOGS ALLOWED ---- except seeing eye dogs". So, is the dog, himself supposed to read the sign, and know it's OK for him to enter the building? Or, is the dog's owner supposed to read the sign, in which case we have to wonder WHY he has a seeing eye dog in the first place.

That one always made me wonder.... Clearly, it was not intended to be read by the population exempted from the rule. Rather, it had to be for the benefit of sighted humans. So, why not just say "NO DOGS"? Well, there IS a law which permits seeing eye dogs in any public building, so one would think it not necessary to post the exeption, but.... I think the only legitimate reason for the sign was to discourage self-appointed citizen-enforcers from ejecting the blind guy with his dog from the premises. So, the sign was actually only meant to be read by imbeciles, so it makes the list.

Similarly, I would only consider jumping from the overpass if I were interested in a very painfull and public death. AND, if I was in that kind of mood, why would I heed the sign? It's a pretty fair guess that I'm ready to break some rules in order to KILL myself. The sign, again, was not directed as suicidally despondent folks, but for the "average joe". Perhaps the thought was that the self-appointed enforcers would intervene to prevent a suicide IF they knew there was a sign clearly prohibiting it. Otherwise, we all might just tell the jumper "adios" as he clears the rail, or something.

Signs like these are not for the public, they are for the lawyers to use during the lawsuits.

I was expecting pictures.

I found this one funny:

Evidently, it's an advertisement for a golf club membership, maybe more funny than dumb...

Translation:

Caution!

The Polar Bear will throw toys.

lol! Polar bears don't throw toys!




Silly.

Ladies and Gentlemen...the worst George Carlin routine of all time!

2for1:


Trying to up their MILF sales, obv:


Fail:

Smart sign:


Hmmm:


Cruel:


This is what they should all say:

haha, that's a good one. how about this one:

do you turn everything into a **** measuring contest? i know people like that in real life they are a drag to be around.

I thought the guy made a decent op

We're up against a cynical, blase group of know-it-alls who think e-putdowns are the ultimate weapon.

I used to think FCP was a good place to hide from these types....although i still think it is, for the most part.

Well, if you are between a 6.75 and a 7.25 and wear drag he has a hookup for you where you can not only measure
your dick you can sword fight with it.

That's weird...I'm a ton of fun to be around. Everyone loves me.



Oh.



God are you horrible.

I've got sources in every rat-hole corner of the interwebs, pussy.

Hiding is impossible.

You can run, but that just means you'll be exhausted when I catch you and flame you to ashes.

you fall no where near the type of person i was describing. your jokes from what i see have taste and actual humour to them.

raggin on someone just to rag on them with un witty material is pretty weak. when your older then 17

Your misinformation is exceeded only by your ATROCIOUS grammar.

I can imagine Spademan actually taking more offence to this, than if you'd just come out and called him a :insert insult of choice here:


His forte is actively seeking out the distasteful and making it funny.

im generally playing poker when posting i dont worry too much about grammar. But it wouldn't be much better even if i was looking out for it.

ill stick to playing poker i guess

can we get back to calling speedz an asshole please? I'll start:



hey speedz, you're an asshole!

Such an asshole!

You know, I don't think I will.

See, your hands type "I don't think I will," but that mustache on your avatar screams, "*******!"

The Ultimate Weapon: making fun cynical know-it-alls, all the while being unfunny

The Penultimate Weapon: Final Fantasy VII's Emerald Weapon

Easy boss. Play cloud by himself,master Counter and Mime 6x +, attach Counter with Mime in every materia slot with ultimate weapon. and Counter attached to Full Cure


Use a hero drink at the beginning of the battle, wait for emerald to attack. Youll use 6 more hero drinks and fully cure yourself. Repeat till limit break, use omnislash once. Battle will end shortly after.

NERD ALERT!

lol nh sir.

here is my counter....

I don't usually say or type the following truly attempting to express the fully realized meaning inherent in the words -- but, I do now: what... the (pronounced thuh) ... fuck.

Oh, well you see Hero Drinks boosts your stats, and the multiple hero drinks ensure you do 9,999 damage each hit. Full Cure ensures that you will always be at full health throughout the whole fight.

The counter attached to mime will mimic the limit break of Omni slash which has about 15 hits total six times. So one omnislash does about 149,985 damage. Multiply that by six and you are doing almost 900,000 damage per turn. Emerald Weapon has about 1000000 HP, so one turn will basically kill him.

lol @ the reach-around wankfest

This one is for that asshole Speedz.

This sign is for an exit to Rothschild and Schofield.

Lol, thanks. I know that guys post with girl avatars all the time on here but in this case I really am female.

TOGTFO