Some dumb fuck just had the question....

On a famous Seinfeld Episode, Kramer makes a miniature version of Jerry out of what Pasta?

He didn't know it.... George Stephanopolous didn't know it..... Some other schlub didn't know it.....

So he walks away.



I don't even want to live in a world with people this stupid.

What money level was he at?

Honestly, I was too busy bitching to pay attention to what he won.

He was a hold over from yesterday, so I think over $1k but probably less than 10.

OMG what a pussy. You got gamble till you reach at least the 64k level.

The guy on Right now.... Zimcosky is Zimmer's brother!

I don't know either, being a person who really only watched Seinfeld when it came on after whatever I meant to be watching. I've probably seen 10 percent of the episodes, none of which featured a pasta Jerry.

Well watch the rest. One of these days the knowledge will come in handy.

It's the only reason I've ever heard of that kind of pasta, damn that guy sucks
FYI Jerry went to my highschool

Nobody really interesting went to my HS.

I did have a friend who started Threadless.com, which is actually pretty huge now. Another girl was in Playboy.

But nobody you'd all know by name.


Hillary Clinton did go to both of our Sister schools. We were Maine West, she went to East, and then graduated from South.

Funny thing... she only mentions South... cause it's the more wealthy school/people. Yet she went to the ghetto one for 3 years.

Not really helping the whole "Americans are dumb" stereotype. Hey look, the smart Americans make fun of the dumb ones because of their lack of knowledge about a sitcom.

Believe me, on a daily basis I can give you multiple things, this was just what put me over the top.

I want the million upfront before subjecting myself to this.

Let me guess, you are also anti-...

The Best Things in Life

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the Super Wal-Mart.

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail.

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels out of the dryer.

11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.

12. Chocolate milkshake.

13. A long distance phone call.

14. A bubble bath.

15. Giggling.

16. A good conversation.

17. The beach.

18. Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.

19. Laughing at yourself.

20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

21. Running through sprinklers.

22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

24. Laughing at an inside joke.

25. Friends.

26. Falling in love for the first time.

27. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

28. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

29. Your first kiss.

30. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

31. Playing with a new puppy.

32. Late night talks with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.

33. Having someone play with your hair.

34. Sweet dreams.

35. Hot chocolate.

36. Road trips with friends.

37. Swinging on swings.

38. Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.

39. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking eggnog.

40. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.

41. Going to a really good concert.

42. Getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see that one person.

43. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

44. Winning a really competitive game.

45. Making chocolate chip cookies!

46. Having your friends send you homemade cookies!

47. Spending time with close friends!

48. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.

49. Holding hands with someone you care about.

50. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

51. Discovering that love is unconditional and stronger than time.

52. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.

53. Hugging the person you love.

54. Watching the expression someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you.

55. Watching the sunrise.

56. Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.

57. Having friends you know you can cry on or talk to about your deepest problems

It was a great list until #56.

and out of a list of over 50 good things I got hung up on 1 bad thing, lol at my pessimism.

19 onwards apply only if you gay.

So you're saying everyone that likes cookies are gay? (#45-46)

are we supposed to email that list to 10 people we care about and say something like "god loves you"?

I thought #25 was a pretty shitty show also, but my mom and sister liked it.

Isn't there an adult feature named #35?

Yes,let me google and see if i can find that survey!

So, shoot me if I'm wrong here...

I've seen most Seinfeld episodes and this one doesn't ring a bell. That being said, without having seen the Millionaire episode (meaning I don't know the choices), i will go out on a limb and say:

Macaroni

Everyone makes macaroni sculptures. It's like pasta Lego...Now I will go verify via Google.

Theis thread is making me thirsty...

OK...so it's fusilli.

Face it, Suited...I am smart and have a pretty good memory and I've been a Selnfeld fan, but I didn't know the answer.

Fusilli Jerry because he's silly


[Kramer enters, holding an object of some kind].

Kramer: Here you go, buddy. [shows it to Jerry].

Jerry: What is it?

Kramer: *Fusilli* Jerry! It's made from Fusilli pasta. See the microphone?

Jerry: When did you do this?

Kramer: In my spare time. [turns to George]. You know, I'm working on one

of you, George. I'm using ravioli. See, the hard part is to find a pasta

that captures the individual.

Jerry: Oh... Why Fusilli?

Kramer: Because *you're* silly. Get it? [hands the Fusilli to Jerry]

I will face nothing!

It's a classic episode. Kramer is the Assman!

I hope it runs soon on cable. I really must see this one...