This post is rated R for gore and horror..........It's a conspiracy to drive me insane

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Ac As]
leweyman: folds
*Lone*Trout*: raises 120 to 150
slicksmitty2: folds
CasH Owner: folds
stvol33: calls 150
J.D Reid88: folds
Slaughter89: folds
CALLAGHAND: folds
airam85: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h 2c Kc]
*Lone*Trout*: bets 1350 and is all-in
stvol33: calls 910 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (440) returned to *Lone*Trout*
*** TURN *** [2h 2c Kc] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [2h 2c Kc 3c] [9d]
J.D Reid88 said, "ew"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
*Lone*Trout*: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
stvol33: shows [3h 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Deuces)
stvol33 collected 2165 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2165 | Rake 0
Board [2h 2c Kc 3c 9d]
Seat 1: slicksmitty2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: CasH Owner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: stvol33 showed [3h 3d] and won (2165) with a full house, Threes full of Deuces
Seat 4: J.D Reid88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Slaughter89 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: CALLAGHAND (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: airam85 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: leweyman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: *Lone*Trout* showed [Ac As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
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And the knock out blow next hand..............

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Ah Qh]
*Lone*Trout* said, "really"
*Lone*Trout*: calls 30
slicksmitty2: folds
CasH Owner: folds
stvol33: calls 30
J.D Reid88: raises 30 to 60
Slaughter89: folds
CALLAGHAND: folds
airam85: calls 45
leweyman: calls 30
*Lone*Trout*: raises 380 to 440 and is all-in
stvol33: folds
J.D Reid88: calls 380
airam85: calls 380
leweyman: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9c 2c]
airam85: checks
J.D Reid88: bets 1160 and is all-in
airam85: folds
Uncalled bet (1160) returned to J.D Reid88
*** TURN *** [Kh 9c 2c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9c 2c 8c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
*Lone*Trout*: shows [Ah Qh] (high card Ace)
J.D Reid88: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Kings)
J.D Reid88 collected 1410 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1410 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 9c 2c 8c Th]
Seat 1: slicksmitty2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: CasH Owner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: stvol33 folded before Flop
Seat 4: J.D Reid88 showed [Ac Kd] and won (1410) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Slaughter89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: CALLAGHAND (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: airam85 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: leweyman (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: *Lone*Trout* showed [Ah Qh] and lost with high card Ace

I know I should have folded AQ preflop. But with all the callers, I had to take my shot to chip back up after that horrendous call by that Euro donk POS.

More ****ing bullshit from Stars.
PokerStars Game #30462684164: Tournament #179338666, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2009/07/14 16:05:54 CT [2009/07/14 17:05:54 ET]
Table '179338666 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Joe790405 (11605 in chips)
Seat 5: xJeschix (9950 in chips)
Seat 8: *Lone*Trout* (18945 in chips)
Joe790405: posts the ante 50
xJeschix: posts the ante 50
*Lone*Trout*: posts the ante 50
Joe790405: posts small blind 400
xJeschix: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Ad Kd]
*Lone*Trout*: raises 1600 to 2400
Joe790405: calls 2000
xJeschix: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h 4h As]
Joe790405: checks
*Lone*Trout*: bets 4800
Joe790405: raises 4355 to 9155 and is all-in
*Lone*Trout*: calls 4355
*** TURN *** [5h 4h As] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [5h 4h As 7d] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joe790405: shows [Th Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
*Lone*Trout*: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)
Joe790405 collected 24060 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24060 | Rake 0
Board [5h 4h As 7d Jh]
Seat 1: Joe790405 (small blind) showed [Th Ah] and won (24060) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: xJeschix (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: *Lone*Trout* (button) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces

i know how you feel about those ****ing donkeys. mother ****ing piece of shit dick eating cum sucking clit licking cow testicle sucking mother ****ing shit balls **** twat faggot ass ****** dumb shit homosexual poopie heads.

QFMFT!
*L*T*

These are among the worst ****ing bad beats i have ever ****ing seen, holy ****

Hey! That's my line!!!