PokerStars Game #30363470230: Tournament #176962918, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (300/600) - 2009/07/12 5:58:20 WET [2009/07/12 0:58:20 ET]
Table '176962918 12' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: dangaveyou (11475 in chips)
Seat 2: protein3 (8586 in chips)
Seat 3: rileyrose1 (8455 in chips)
Seat 4: SLK500 (14388 in chips)
Seat 5: bdubs421 (6000 in chips)
Seat 6: JerseyRU (7700 in chips)
Seat 7: bedias (11180 in chips)
Seat 8: LuckyKuhn (6395 in chips)
Seat 9: Blue Baboon (4440 in chips)
dangaveyou: posts the ante 70
protein3: posts the ante 70
rileyrose1: posts the ante 70
SLK500: posts the ante 70
bdubs421: posts the ante 70
JerseyRU: posts the ante 70
bedias: posts the ante 70
LuckyKuhn: posts the ante 70
Blue Baboon: posts the ante 70
bdubs421: posts small blind 300
JerseyRU: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Blue Baboon [Js Ad]
bedias: folds
LuckyKuhn: folds
Blue Baboon: raises 3770 to 4370 and is all-in
dangaveyou: folds
protein3: folds
rileyrose1: folds
SLK500: folds
bdubs421: calls 4070
JerseyRU: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3s Qs]
*** TURN *** [Ks 3s Qs] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3s Qs 8c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bdubs421: shows [Jh Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Blue Baboon: shows [Js Ad] (high card Ace)
bdubs421 collected 9970 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9970 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 3s Qs 8c 7d]
Seat 1: dangaveyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: protein3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rileyrose1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SLK500 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bdubs421 (small blind) showed [Jh Kh] and won (9970) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: JerseyRU (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: bedias folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: LuckyKuhn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Blue Baboon showed [Js Ad] and lost with high card Ace


so sick of this ****ing bullshit, every time I go deep in a ****ing tournament some idiot cocksucking ****faced ************ calls off like this and bad beats me

**** poker

You have no ****ing idea dude, look at this ****ing bullshit. This hand is basically for all the chips and obviously i get rivered by this ****ing ******* piece of **** when he makes a terrible isolation raise. Like these ****ing monkeys just click buttons and get rewarded with these horrific suckouts. I'm so ****ing sick of it.

PokerStars Game #30349366773: Tournament #176962400, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/07/11 15:22:54 CT [2009/07/11 16:22:54 ET]
Table '176962400 13' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pkrtxs (8116 in chips)
Seat 2: leninfield (22016 in chips)
Seat 3: CryMe@River5 (11053 in chips)
Seat 4: turataika (15207 in chips)
Seat 5: mystique12 (19300 in chips)
Seat 7: RandALLin (12184 in chips)
Seat 8: skully92 (5000 in chips)
Seat 9: PAAF2009 (20670 in chips)
pkrtxs: posts the ante 50
leninfield: posts the ante 50
CryMe@River5: posts the ante 50
turataika: posts the ante 50
mystique12: posts the ante 50
RandALLin: posts the ante 50
skully92: posts the ante 50
PAAF2009: posts the ante 50
leninfield: posts small blind 200
CryMe@River5: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to skully92 [As Kc]
turataika: raises 650 to 1050
mystique12: folds
RandALLin: folds
skully92: raises 3900 to 4950 and is all-in
PAAF2009: folds
pkrtxs: raises 3116 to 8066 and is all-in
leninfield: folds
CryMe@River5: folds
turataika: folds
Uncalled bet (3116) returned to pkrtxs
*** FLOP *** [6h 3d 7h]
*** TURN *** [6h 3d 7h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [6h 3d 7h 3s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skully92: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Threes)
pkrtxs: shows [Qh Jd] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
pkrtxs collected 11950 from pot
Lefty McDog is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11950 | Rake 0
Board [6h 3d 7h 3s Qs]
Seat 1: pkrtxs (button) showed [Qh Jd] and won (11950) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 2: leninfield (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: CryMe@River5 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: turataika folded before Flop
Seat 5: mystique12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: RandALLin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: skully92 showed [As Kc] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: PAAF2009 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

You're just losing standard hands, stop ****ing whining

dude go **** yourself you arrogant crock of shit.

Look at this bull****. This ******** calls me and the other guy capping with ****ing 78. On the flop you call with 2nd pair? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU THINKING? I CAN NEVER WIN A GOD****ING ONLINE TOURNAMENT BECAUSE OF THESE LITTLE ****S.

PokerStars Game #30363343601: Tournament #176962061, $30+$3 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level I (50/100) - 2009/07/11 21:51:31 PT [2009/07/12 0:51:31 ET]
Table '176962061 7' 8-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: gooseherder (3000 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: GeoJuggle3 (2900 in chips)
Seat 3: batu cro (2150 in chips)
Seat 4: texaggie1987 (4525 in chips)
Seat 5: voga-68 (3000 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 6: Bati99 (3750 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: BD.BRAY (2500 in chips)
Seat 8: ko8e34 (2900 in chips)
Bati99: posts small blind 25
BD.BRAY: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ko8e34 [6h 6c]
ko8e34: raises 50 to 100
gooseherder: folds
GeoJuggle3: folds
batu cro: folds
gooseherder has returned
texaggie1987: raises 50 to 150
Bati99: folds
BD.BRAY: calls 100
ko8e34: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Qs 6d 8c]
BD.BRAY: checks
ko8e34: bets 50
texaggie1987: raises 50 to 100
BD.BRAY: calls 100
ko8e34: raises 50 to 150
texaggie1987: raises 50 to 200
Betting is capped
BD.BRAY: calls 100
ko8e34: calls 50
*** TURN *** [Qs 6d 8c] [8d]
BD.BRAY: checks
ko8e34: bets 100
texaggie1987: calls 100
BD.BRAY: raises 100 to 200
ko8e34: raises 100 to 300
texaggie1987: folds
BD.BRAY: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [Qs 6d 8c 8d] [Qd]
BD.BRAY: checks
ko8e34: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BD.BRAY: shows [8s 7c] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)
ko8e34: mucks hand
BD.BRAY collected 1775 from pot
ko8e34 said, "lmao"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1775 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 6d 8c 8d Qd]
Seat 1: gooseherder folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: GeoJuggle3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: batu cro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: texaggie1987 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Bati99 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: BD.BRAY (big blind) showed [8s 7c] and won (1775) with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Seat 8: ko8e34 mucked [6h 6c]

he played that hand 100% fine you moron, you guys don't realize what it's ****ing like to suffer all this **** in multitable tournaments day after ****ing day.

Also it's limit hold'em so statisically bad beats are more likely to occur

LOL limit hold em. Own fault for playing that stupid ****ing game.

This shit happens every ****ing time I play a ****ing hand. This ****ing shit is ****ing ridiculous and I swear you tourney donks think you have things bad but I lose more than every one of you ****s on a daily basis.

***** Hand History for Game 13336878270 ***** (Full Tilt)
$100.00 USD PL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, July 11, 08:54:30 ET 2009
Table Move (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: PokerSweetie123 ( $147.75 USD )
Seat 2: Oreily ( $188.20 USD )
Seat 3: lolpsg ( $87.15 USD )
Seat 4: fist704 ( $96.45 USD )
Seat 5: johnnypoker37 ( $88.50 USD )
Seat 6: DragonzPlay ( $100.00 USD )
johnnypoker37 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
DragonzPlay posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to PokerSweetie123 [ Kh Ad ]
PokerSweetie123 raises [$3.50 USD]
Oreily folds
lolpsg raises [$12.00 USD]
fist704 folds
johnnypoker37 folds
DragonzPlay folds
PokerSweetie123 raises [$31.50 USD]
lolpsg raises [$75.15 USD]
PokerSweetie123 calls [$52.15 USD]
lolpsg shows [Ah, Qs ]
PokerSweetie123 shows [Kh, Ad ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 3d, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
lolpsg wins $172.80 USD from main pot

****ing hell this ****ing ****** thinks he can ****ing win and I get him against thoser ****ing ropes like the cuntsucking bastard that he is and then he ****ing prays and the goddamn shit****ing bullshit gods alwayds ****ing reward their plauy/. They suck and none of you goddamn ****ers know what its really like to runbad. Seriously I can't believe this ****ing shit bloody hell why does god hate me this ****ing game is rigged

Full Tilt Poker Game #13345447396: Table Ride (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:23:51 ET - 2009/07/12
Seat 1: FCPbaby ($52.35)
Seat 2: Solidar ($59.45)
Solidar posts the small blind of $0.25
FCPbaby posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FCPbaby [Kh As]
Solidar raises to $1.50
FCPbaby raises to $5
Solidar raises to $15
FCPbaby raises to $52.35, and is all in
Solidar calls $37.35
FCPbaby shows [Kh As]
Solidar shows [Qd Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4c Qs]
*** TURN *** [Qh 4c Qs] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4c Qs 6h] [2h]
FCPbaby shows a pair of Queens
Solidar shows three of a kind, Queens
Solidar wins the pot ($104.20) with three of a kind, Queens
FCPbaby adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $104.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 4c Qs 6h 2h]
Seat 1: FCPbaby (big blind) showed [Kh As] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Solidar (small blind) showed [Qd Ah] and won ($104.20) with three of a kind, Queens

OH NEVERMIND THIS ****ING GAME IS STILL REALLY RIGGED AND THE SITES ****ING HATE ME BUT I'M BETTER THAN THEM. I OVERCOME BECAUSE I'M MOTHER****ING GODS GIFT TO POKER YOU DICKS AND ASSHOLES JUST COME AND TRY ME.

Full Tilt Poker Game #13345599183: Table Ride (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:37:20 ET - 2009/07/12
Seat 1: FCPbaby ($82.90)
Seat 2: Solidar ($83.25)
FCPbaby posts the small blind of $0.25
Solidar posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FCPbaby [Tc Ac]
FCPbaby raises to $1.50
Solidar raises to $5
FCPbaby has 15 seconds left to act
FCPbaby calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Js 6s 8d]
Solidar bets $10
FCPbaby calls $10
*** TURN *** [Js 6s 8d] [Ad]
Solidar bets $68.25, and is all in
FCPbaby calls $67.90, and is all in
Solidar shows [4s 4c]
FCPbaby shows [Tc Ac]
Uncalled bet of $0.35 returned to Solidar
*** RIVER *** [Js 6s 8d Ad] [Qs]
Solidar shows a pair of Fours
FCPbaby shows a pair of Aces
FCPbaby wins the pot ($165.30) with a pair of Aces
Solidar stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $165.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Js 6s 8d Ad Qs]
Seat 1: FCPbaby (small blind) showed [Tc Ac] and won ($165.30) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Solidar (big blind) showed [4s 4c] and lost with a pair of Fours

learn to fold, donkface

ONLY A ****ING BRIT COULD SAY THAT WHY DON'T ONE OF YOUR BRIT****ING BROKEN TEETH HIPPY MONTYPYTHON****ING MOTHERLOVING****FACES COME TO MY ****ING COUNTRY AND SHOW YOUR BUTTUGLY FACES WHERE YOU'D SEE WHAT REAL ****ING MEN ARE MADE OF YOU TARDHOLE.

Anyways, if I folded nobody would see how ****ing lucky they always get when they play against me. Jesus christ your thick.

No one cares about cash games ***s

I like this thread.

Stop trying to ****ing gain your bloody shitty attention you motherless whore nobody gives a flying **** about donkaments their the sandy cunts of the world you dickhead.



FY****ingP

Pie....

You're just bitter because you're ****ing awful at ****ing tournaments. You're just a bitter **** that you're as bad as the people in these HHs yet don't ****ing bink people like they do, so shut the **** up.

Holy shit you're bad at poker. Get a lobotomy. Couldn't hurt.

Elaborate as to why he sucks at poker.

No **** you

Thanks for the laughs, people...I needed that.

God****ingdamnit I missed your ****ing shitty reply as tomy prowess so **** you. It's payback time you bloody arsehole****er. I'm gonna play some ****ing donakemnts and win at a ****ing spectacular RO****ingI that ****ing rapes your ****ing face like I did to your whore of a mother last night.

How the **** did this turn out you piece of ****

Just like your mother, it didn't ****ing happen. I decided that I couldn't ****ing lower myself to that ****ing low of a level like some asian street prostitute.

I am the master of the ****. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see ****, you'll see this ****ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the cuntlike me. Not this little ****. none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE **** COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all **** s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it.

Wow this is an awesome post keep it goin

**** you

Dealt to Blue Baboon [Ad Kd]
gralle72: calls 250
dragzup: folds
-<Ssharky>-: folds
slidinshadow: folds
petwaan: folds
TMU20: folds
Blue Baboon: raises 750 to 1000
SkillVille: folds
BoSSIgor: folds
gralle72: raises 1000 to 2000
Blue Baboon: raises 1000 to 3000
gralle72: calls 250 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (750) returned to Blue Baboon
*** FLOP *** [2h Tc Js]
*** TURN *** [2h Tc Js] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [2h Tc Js 6c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gralle72: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Blue Baboon: shows [Ad Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Blue Baboon collected 5145 from pot

Derka Derka Mohamed Jihad

Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la