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crowTrobot
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 2:38 PM) *
You're right. It just mentions how to not get sick from said bacteria.


it mentions how not to get punished by god for being in contact with unclean things, which would be the response you would expect from primitive humans if they
observed a pattern of those things making people sick. nothing miraculous about that.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 3:33 PM) *
So a large group of people are living in a society that says if you have a cut, you should rub donkey dung mixed with straw on it. This cure was standard, practised for centuries, and taught as correct, by the most advanced civilization of it's time.

They leave this society suddenly, and are given a new set of rules to live by, rules that are completely new, have no equal in any other society of the time.

Thousands of years later we find these rules they were given were extremely accurate for the best way to live in those conditions. And in fact they are near flawless. These rules were introduced all at once, all together, and all from a source that claimed to have superior knowledge. No gradual introduction through trial and error.




if you could prove any of that actually happened you might have a point. first things first.
vbnautilus
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 3:33 PM) *
They leave this society suddenly, and are given a new set of rules to live by, rules that are completely new, have no equal in any other society of the time.

Thousands of years later we find these rules they were given were extremely accurate for the best way to live in those conditions. And in fact they are near flawless. These rules were introduced all at once, all together, and all from a source that claimed to have superior knowledge. No gradual introduction through trial and error.


Discoverable knowledge cannot be evidence of something supernatural. If you find formulas for advanced carbon epoxy materials in the bible then you have something. But the medical knowledge written in that book does not exceed the state of human knowledge at the time it was written. At all.

It's much stranger to postulate that knowledge did not advance for thousands of years.

(and obviously there's no evidence that this knowledge was introduced "all at once together by an outside source". )

Also, nice of god to leave such wonderful instructions on how to combat disease by washing hands, when he could have also left the formula for penicillin.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 3:53 PM) *
Also, nice of god to leave such wonderful instructions on how to combat disease by washing hands


combined with animal sacrafice
SuitedAces21
all i have to say is that god can go fuck himself for not putting the cure to cancer in the bible.
tell_all_the_truth
QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 6:53 PM) *
Discoverable knowledge cannot be evidence of something supernatural. If you find formulas for advanced carbon epoxy materials in the bible then you have something. But the medical knowledge written in that book does not exceed the state of human knowledge at the time it was written. At all.

It's much stranger to postulate that knowledge did not advance for thousands of years.

(and obviously there's no evidence that this knowledge was introduced "all at once together by an outside source". )

Also, nice of god to leave such wonderful instructions on how to combat disease by washing hands, when he could have also left the formula for penicillin.



I don't know very much about religion, but if God handed you the keys to all the locks in the world then what in the world would humans do? We would have no new discoveries or inventions. We would be quite bored. Not to say that it wouldn't be nice to have the cure for all diseases so that people won't have to suffer. But people die and diseases are just one of the many ways a person dies.
Spademan
QUOTE (tell_all_the_truth @ Sunday, July 26th, 2009, 7:29 PM) *
I don't know very much about religion, but if God handed you the keys to all the locks in the world then what in the world would humans do? We would have no new discoveries or inventions. We would be quite bored. Not to say that it wouldn't be nice to have the cure for all diseases so that people won't have to suffer. But people die and diseases are just one of the many ways a person dies.

Thanks. I did not know any of that.
vbnautilus
QUOTE (tell_all_the_truth @ Sunday, July 26th, 2009, 6:29 PM) *
I don't know very much about religion, but if God handed you the keys to all the locks in the world then what in the world would humans do? We would have no new discoveries or inventions. We would be quite bored. Not to say that it wouldn't be nice to have the cure for all diseases so that people won't have to suffer. But people die and diseases are just one of the many ways a person dies.


I can't figure out what your point is.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Monday, July 27th, 2009, 10:39 AM) *
I can't figure out what your point is.



sounds like a little more sophisticated version of the excuse "it doesn't seem like the god of the bible exists because he's hiding" icon_confused.gif
Randy Reed
QUOTE (tell_all_the_truth @ Sunday, July 26th, 2009, 6:29 PM) *
I don't know very much about religion, but if God handed you the keys to all the locks in the world then what in the world would humans do? We would have no new discoveries or inventions. We would be quite bored. Not to say that it wouldn't be nice to have the cure for all diseases so that people won't have to suffer. But people die and diseases are just one of the many ways a person dies.


Umm, suffocate under a million ton rubble of keys? How exactly would God do that anyway?

Knock knock

Who's there?

God

God who?

Umm, GOOOODDDD!!!

Oh you! What can I do for ya?

I'm bringing you all the keys to all the locks in the world!

Oh, uh, whoooaaaa there big fella. You aren't planning on leaving them in the yard are ya?

I AM GIVING YOU ALL THE KEYS!!

Well, don't get snippy there big fella , but uh, what if I don't want ALL THE KEYS!??

YOU CAN UNLOCK ALL THE LOCKS THOUGH!

Hey, mister I KNOW ALL i don't really want to unlock .. hey look, there's Fred
down the street cutting his grass. He LOVES locks!! Hey Fred, Come here! God
has something for you!


coug2828
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Tuesday, July 7th, 2009, 4:58 PM) *
Really...the gospels are plagiarisms?

Of what? the real Gospels?


i really don't know sh** about religion, don't much care either. but this was pretty damn funny
tell_all_the_truth
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Friday, July 31st, 2009, 6:54 PM) *
Umm, suffocate under a million ton rubble of keys? How exactly would God do that anyway?

Knock knock

Who's there?

God

God who?

Umm, GOOOODDDD!!!

Oh you! What can I do for ya?

I'm bringing you all the keys to all the locks in the world!

Oh, uh, whoooaaaa there big fella. You aren't planning on leaving them in the yard are ya?

I AM GIVING YOU ALL THE KEYS!!

Well, don't get snippy there big fella , but uh, what if I don't want ALL THE KEYS!??

YOU CAN UNLOCK ALL THE LOCKS THOUGH!

Hey, mister I KNOW ALL i don't really want to unlock .. hey look, there's Fred
down the street cutting his grass. He LOVES locks!! Hey Fred, Come here! God
has something for you!


Lol next time I'll be sure not to use metaphors
speedz99
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 10:51 AM) *
None of the old testament is retarded. It's brilliant that many of the laws of the OT that God 'imposed' on Israel were safety issues that the scientific community wouldn't know until 4,000-5,000 years later.

- Don't eat uncooked shellfish
- Wash your hands before every meal

etc etc etc

There are something like 612 food laws that Jews have to abide by and thank goodness Jesus fulfilled the law so we don't have to keep up that charade.


Lucky Christians, not having to wash up before eating raw scallops. Sign me up!

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 2:33 PM) *
So a large group of people are living in a society that says if you have a cut, you should rub donkey dung mixed with straw on it. This cure was standard, practised for centuries, and taught as correct, by the most advanced civilization of it's time.

They leave this society suddenly, and are given a new set of rules to live by, rules that are completely new, have no equal in any other society of the time.

Thousands of years later we find these rules they were given were extremely accurate for the best way to live in those conditions. And in fact they are near flawless. These rules were introduced all at once, all together, and all from a source that claimed to have superior knowledge. No gradual introduction through trial and error.

And you want to say big deal, they probably figured out that running water on a wound was better than animal feces.

I guess there is no issue.


You totally assume that the jews were 100% down with the egyptian way of doing things. Maybe they had washed their hands for centuries before being enslaved, but nobody had ever claimed it to be an order from god so it wasn't written down as law. And your big example is that the egyptians used dung to try and heal cuts. Which do you think is more likely, that the jews noticed this method wasn't working and tried the opposite, or that an invisible, omnipotent, and all powerful god showed up and explained it to them? More likely, that somewhere along the line jews noticed that raw shellfish made them sick and then put it in the religious book to make it official, or that nobody had never noticed the explosive diarrhea that can come with raw scallops until god told them all about it? And so on.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, August 13th, 2009, 5:30 PM) *
You totally assume that the jews were 100% down with the egyptian way of doing things. Maybe they had washed their hands for centuries before being enslaved



or maybe the judean nation didn't actually even exist at the time of the ebers papyrus, and deuteronomy wasn't written until 1000+ years of learning-it's-good-to-wash-your-hands later.
brvheart
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Friday, August 14th, 2009, 9:36 AM) *
or maybe the judean nation didn't actually even exist at the time of the ebers papyrus, and deuteronomy wasn't written until 1000+ years of learning-it's-good-to-wash-your-hands later.


I don't think Deuteronomy was written in 1800 AD, but I could be wrong.
BaseJester
QUOTE (brvheart @ Friday, August 14th, 2009, 10:51 PM) *
I don't think Deuteronomy was written in 1800 AD, but I could be wrong.

That's still way before Confucius.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (brvheart @ Friday, August 14th, 2009, 7:51 PM) *
I don't think Deuteronomy was written in 1800 AD, but I could be wrong.



since the torah doesn't mention bacteria i don't see the relevance of that date. lots of ancient cultures learned to wash their hands
through trial and error contemporary with or before the torah was written. big whoop.
Balloon guy
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Friday, August 14th, 2009, 8:22 PM) *
since the torah doesn't mention bacteria i don't see the relevance of that date. lots of ancient cultures learned to wash their hands
through trial and error contemporary with or before the torah was written. big whoop.



Yea the medical community figured it out in 1846

QUOTE
The year is 1846. The scene is the Viennese General Hospital, the largest of its kind in the world. Semmelweis gets a job as obstetrical assistane.

Semmelweis notices that three times as many women are dying at the hands of the medical students than at the hands of the midwifery students from puerperal fever, commonly known at the time as, "the black death of the childbed." "In the medical school division the mortality from puerperal fever was so terrifying that this division became notorious," Semmelweis describes. "There were heart rendering scenes when [pregnant] patients knelt down, wringing their hands, to beg for a transfer [to the midwifery division]...."



Wait till they look into undercooked pork
crowTrobot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Saturday, August 15th, 2009, 8:53 AM) *
Yea the medical community figured it out in 1846



you mean that diseases are caused by bacteria, not that washing prevents spread of sickness.
the torah doesn't say anything about the former and there is no connection whatsoever between
knowing those two things, implied or otherwise.
Balloon guy
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Saturday, August 15th, 2009, 10:00 AM) *
you mean that diseases are caused by bacteria, not that washing prevents spread of sickness.
the torah doesn't say anything about the former and there is no connection whatsoever between
knowing those two things, implied or otherwise.



Oh we know what you implied...


You just apperently are not honest enough with yourself to admit when your point is flawed because it's not based on anything but a preconceived idea that you hold that you are right about everything.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Saturday, August 15th, 2009, 10:20 AM) *
Oh we know what you implied...


You just apperently are not honest enough with yourself to admit when your point is flawed because it's not based on anything but a preconceived idea that you hold that you are right about everything.




another example of "operation equivocate" in action. just stop.

you (and brvheart) are directly implying that ancient people could not possibly have learned through simple trial and error that washing
prevents spread of illness - until bacteria was discovered nobody could have possibly known that unless god told them.

since almost every ancient culture did exactly that, that just makes you definitionally delusional, or stupid, or both. you're not helping your cause here.
Balloon guy
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Saturday, August 15th, 2009, 10:48 AM) *
another example of "operation equivocate" in action. just stop.

you (and brvheart) are directly implying that ancient people could not possibly have learned through simple trial and error that washing
prevents spread of illness - until bacteria was discovered nobody could have possibly known that unless god told them.

since almost every ancient culture did exactly that, that just makes you definitionally delusional, or stupid, or both. you're not helping your cause here.



Well I know the Zulus and the Incas learned it, but modern medicine in England didn't 'know' it until the middle of the 19th century. In fact they 'discovered' it after one doctor made the postulation. But not until he was completely mocked and ridiculed for being a fool. Even after having half the women in the pregnancy exam room die almost directly caused by the failure ot wash their hands, the modern medical doctors of the day did not believe that washing the hands after examing dead bodies would make ANY difference in the health of the live women they examing next.

Maybe they were all Christian doctors though, that would explain how they could have been so backwards.


But go on claiming that it's 'obvious' that darwinian evolution invented the washing of the hands knowledge millions of years ago because you just know it's true, and everyone else in the world would know it's true as well. It's common sense, because it's so easy to understand in today's world, so it must have evolved.

Those idiot doctors really screwed up your neat little package of 'claiming the obvious'
crowTrobot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 7:44 AM) *
Well I know the Zulus and the Incas learned it


as did the anceint greeks, probably before the torah was even written.

QUOTE
but modern medicine in England didn't 'know' it until the middle of the 19th century. In fact they 'discovered' it after one doctor made the postulation. But not until he was completely mocked and ridiculed for being a fool. Even after having half the women in the pregnancy exam room die almost directly caused by the failure ot wash their hands, the modern medical doctors of the day did not believe that washing the hands after examing dead bodies would make ANY difference in the health of the live women they examing next.


even if this is a true example not taken out of context (which i doubt) it's irrelevant to the point.
brvheart
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Friday, August 14th, 2009, 10:22 PM) *
since the torah doesn't mention bacteria i don't see the relevance of that date. lots of ancient cultures learned to wash their hands
through trial and error
contemporary with or before the torah was written. big whoop.


Instead of random claims, could you please provide the huge list of cultures, prior to 2000BC, that were washing their hands thoroughly before preparing meals. Thanks.


Also, I will immediately disregard as false, any written manuscript or cave drawing presented, unless the information comes from several contemporary independent sources. (It's just too hard to verify, and could have been written later)
crowTrobot
QUOTE (brvheart @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 9:50 AM) *
Instead of random claims, could you please provide the huge list of cultures, prior to 2000BC, that were washing their hands thoroughly before preparing meals. Thanks.


Also, I will immediately disregard as false, any written manuscript or cave drawing presented, unless the information comes from several contemporary independent sources. (It's just too hard to verify, and could have been written later)



then you should disregard as false your own date for the torah.
vbnautilus
You guys are totally missing the point.

That which can readily be learned through observation cannot be evidence of externally provided knowledge.
brvheart
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 12:06 PM) *
then you should disregard as false your own date for the torah.


This list was shorter than I had imagined.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (brvheart @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 11:32 AM) *
This list was shorter than I had imagined.



deuteronomy was written much later than you imagine.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 11:23 AM) *
You guys are totally missing the point.

That which can readily be learned through observation cannot be evidence of externally provided knowledge.



this is true. but at the same time if the exodus story were based in fact, and deuteronomy was actually contemporary
with the ebers papyrus, it would be a bit of an anomaly that egyptian and hebrew cultures weren't somewhat
more synchronized. it wouldn't be evidence of divinely provided knowledge, but it would require some additional
explanation.

since the exodus story is myth and deuteronomy was written 1000+ years later there's nothing to explain.
Balloon guy
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 4:14 PM) *
this is true. but at the same time if the exodus story were based in fact, and deuteronomy was actually contemporary
with the ebers papyrus, it would be a bit of an anomaly that egyptian and hebrew cultures weren't somewhat
more synchronized. it wouldn't be evidence of divinely provided knowledge, but it would require some additional
explanation.

since the exodus story is myth and deuteronomy was written 1000+ years later there's nothing to explain.



This is 100% true*...For the rest of us..you can go with the experts who disagree




*if you consider hope truth
crowTrobot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, August 17th, 2009, 5:24 PM) *
This is 100% true*...For the rest of us..you can go with the experts who disagree




your "experts" (apologists) who believe exodus is a literal history of the jews are in the minority, probably a very small minority
in the overall archeological community, and they can't even agree among themselves on the date, whether the hyksos were the
jews or not, who the pharoah of moses was etc. it's kind of a joke.
solderz
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, August 17th, 2009, 4:24 PM) *
This is 100% true*...For the rest of us..you can go with the experts who disagree




*if you consider hope truth


Obviously you consider the people sitting next to you in the pew as experts, because as far as biblical scholars go, you couldn't be further from the truth.
Balloon guy
QUOTE (solderz @ Tuesday, August 18th, 2009, 9:06 AM) *
Obviously you consider the people sitting next to you in the pew as experts, because as far as biblical scholars go, you couldn't be further from the truth.



Not to be a nit, but your op doesn't lend itself to believing you have a good grasp of the subject.


crow likes to pretend that everyone is on board wiht him, but the truth is, the short bus he is on isn't even very full
crowTrobot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Tuesday, August 18th, 2009, 3:35 PM) *
Not to be a nit, but your op doesn't lend itself to believing you have a good grasp of the subject.



nothing you post lends itself to believing you have a good grasp of any relevant subject.

and the OP has nothing to do with archeological consensus on evidence for the exodus (obviously)


QUOTE
crow likes to pretend that everyone is on board wiht him, but the truth is, the short bus he is on isn't even very full


you were the one who appealed to authority. anyone who cares enough to research the subject is free to do so. attacking me won't change what they will find.
brvheart
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Sunday, August 16th, 2009, 5:57 PM) *
deuteronomy was written much later than you imagine.


cult speak + dodging the question = crowtrobot
solderz
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Tuesday, August 18th, 2009, 3:35 PM) *
Not to be a nit, but your op doesn't lend itself to believing you have a good grasp of the subject.



I kind of find this comment funny. I quoted another author and linked to a story he was describing about the CNN article. I was incorrect (since he was incorrect) in my statement that the document did not reference the resurrection. Then I realized my mistake, and admitted it. This last action is something you are quite clearly unable to do. And my making one mistake regarding one story about an old biblical text, does not warrant further conclusions about my knowledge of religious scholars.

But as you've already proven, logic isn't your strong point.
Balloon guy
QUOTE (solderz @ Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 6:22 AM) *
I kind of find this comment funny. I quoted another author and linked to a story he was describing about the CNN article. I was incorrect (since he was incorrect) in my statement that the document did not reference the resurrection. Then I realized my mistake, and admitted it. This last action is something you are quite clearly unable to do. And my making one mistake regarding one story about an old biblical text, does not warrant further conclusions about my knowledge of religious scholars.

But as you've already proven, logic isn't your strong point.



Or it is..and you don't follow...


ever think of that?
solderz
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 7:58 AM) *
Or it is..and you don't follow...


ever think of that?


There is no world in which the conclusion you made about me is logical.

But, if there is one thing you christians are good at, it's making snap judgments. Thanks for not letting us down.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 5:55 AM) *
cult speak + dodging the question = crowtrobot



both the ancient greeks and romans practiced ritual hand washing. the ancient chinese were also heavily into cleanliness. other asian peoples have the custom of keeping one hand clean for eating (while using the other for toilet paper) that go back 1000s of years. contemporary cultures also practiced thorough washing off of "unclean" stuff such as blood and bodily discharge, and knew enough not to touch dead bodies unless they were cleaned. there's nothing about the ritualistic cleanliness rules in deuteronomy that would have been particularly insightful for the time period in which it was written.

as for "prior to 2000 BC" i don't know what was going on then and don't care since that's completely irrelevant.
crowTrobot
what's really funny is comparing the amount of insight and experience that would have been necessary for primitive egyptians to engineer the pyramids (something we are still struggling to understand today) with the amount of insight and experience that would have been necessary to learn that it's good to wash your hands.

maybe you should be worshipping Ra.
vbnautilus
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 10:38 AM) *
maybe you should be worshipping Ra.


This is really not a bad idea. If there is anything worth worshipping, it is probably the sun.
crowTrobot
QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 10:58 AM) *
This is really not a bad idea. If there is anything worth worshipping, it is probably the sun.



or taweret, because "He who will save us all" lies in its shadow
solderz
She-Ra FTW



speedz99
QUOTE (crowTrobot @ Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 9:38 AM) *
what's really funny is comparing the amount of insight and experience that would have been necessary for primitive egyptians to engineer the pyramids (something we are still struggling to understand today) with the amount of insight and experience that would have been necessary to learn that it's good to wash your hands.

maybe you should be worshipping Ra.


Nice.
Spademan
Ra is my father
Brown skin bathed by summer's light
Hathor and I smile
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