I dont know if FCP needs one of these but I figure screwing over scumbag coworkers and coming up with ways to do that together just might regenerate the family atmosphere around this place.

I'll start:
3 months ago someone at my job proposed and started a Biggest Loser competition, $40 a participant and 3 months to do lose the most percentage of body weight. A dozen people decided to get in. The weigh in is this Thursday. And of course everyone has paid except one sc*mbag who says he isnt going to. To tell the truth, it looks like Im in the drivers seat to win but in any case, this bs totally pisses me off. Basically up to this point I have been being as vocal about it as possible, making sure that everyone know he is a welcher and a liar, but I would love to really burn his ass somehow.

It's always a good idea to be a trouble-maker and back-stabber at work. Businesses LOVE that in an employee!

Nope, didn't work.

Seriously, though, just get CobaltBlue to kill this guy like he killed that guy who was flirting with his finance or whatever. Remember that thread?

Sounds like you need to start rigging his chair, and subsequent replacements, to break from "excessive weight." Make the punishment fit the crime so to speak.

Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you ask about this, because the person who answers you could be dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't post every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

Everyone does this wrong. Get him a new job somewhere else.

First of all why would you let him in on the competition without paying upfront?

Second of all, here is what you do. You know his email and phone number right?? Well just go online and start signing him up to random websites that call you back. You know like those bankruptcy ones, online college ads and such. Then he will start to have calls coming to him every five minutes!

shoot him in his face with a shotgun.

I support this idea. $40 is $40.

I would rather just punch him in the face.

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dump a bottle of visene in his coffee day after day until he shits himself to death

Rig it so he wins the weight bet, but doesn't qualify since he didn't pay.

lame

sorry bg...but it is kinda lameish

shoot him in his face with a shotgun

too obvious...and not suffering for him at all

you fail

Very simple. Very effective. Buy some cans of tuna. Stay late at work one day (friday works best). Dump some tuna behind the draws of his desk. It will make his area smell like old tuna. He will not think to look behind his drawer.

draw faces on family pictures on his desk.

randomly take a sheet of paper off his desk at every opportunity.

accuse him of sexually harrassing u

tell his wife he is cheating

tell your kids to beat up his kids

take his dog and give it a new home

drive your car on his front lawn and dig up grass

egg his house

fork his lawn

ding dong ditch him

the poop in a bag on his porch trick

ring his doorbell and run and hide...when the door opens throw an egg in

most mailboxes lock if u use a masterlock. go to his house and masterlock his mailbox shut. for this to be effective its key not to bring the key. no mail for him

eat his children

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try something like this

YOU'RE NOT PORTUGUESE

tell him this is what happened to the last guy who didn't pay what was owed to you: