I have ice cream on my chest and a burger waiting to be eaten. Biatch convinced me to bet money so i put down 500 and bet it all on the jays today and won. My goal is to get to like 10k and cashout. siiiiiick!

you didnt even invite me upstairs for some food. what an ass.

Go take a long walk on the beach with your cute puppy stud.

looooolo zachd sister wants meeeeeee!

they all want you T, all of them.

Even Katie.

katie was hot.

this room service burger is terrible. though,

i thionk so but tyhe asian girl gave me the goooogly eyes

troyomac story of the day: milbury was at the bar so i went over to him and bought him a stella (he was drinking stella) and we chatted for a few and i got him to sign my hat and now my hat is ****ing worthless and i wish nobody signed it. sigh

lmao

but there can't be 2 barbershops on the forum. you should have made it a meat market

you cheating son of a bitch I gave you one of my best fridays and thats how you repay me by cheating on me. Its over between us unless you come by the shop today.

Sighhhh I so would have, I'm home now

Can one of the mods change the title to meat market please? I like that.

perfect name.

I chickened out with a couple pussy bets tonight, I'm so lame. $100 on the Jays to win at +100 and $100 on Anaheim to beat Detroit at +200 (not looking too good now).

Will get some meat on the market tomorrow!

GO BRUINS

CAR Hurricanes +175
BOS Bruins -210

who do you like in this one?

the race to 10k is on!!!

YES PLEASE!


If you like money, Carolina's the clear pick at +175, they've been the better team this series, it's ridic they got such great odds.



I'm going allin tomorrow

Only after you made some crack/pun about Mussels that made us ALL roll our eyes

Hahaha that line was pure gold!


Today's meat is on the market:
$325 on Washington @ San Fran over 8.5 runs at -125
$609.78 on Cleveland over Chicago at -130

Sick...Good luck..Ill be cheering.

Question for Ray:

If you were gay for real, not the funny persona you play, which hockey forum poster would you go after and why?


Thanks

True story, after we were playing poker on Saturday afternoon, getting in the elevator, Casey said to me "So Ray is openly gay?"

Even funnier, Ray had just walked into the elevator bank to hop on a different elevator, and I'm sure he heard her say "So Ray is...<door closed>"

I set her straight that it's just an act, e-gay is hard to get a handle on if you don't know the people, I'm sure.

Looool. Umm I dunno Biatch prob has the best body, tight little Asian, plus he didn't get mad when I woke him when he was sleeping. There were at least 4 other guys that I'd do though.

Looool I didn't hear that but that's awesome!

Biatch told me he was just mad at you there because you tried to steal his (my) duvet but he was naked or something for some reason. So yeah, Ray is gay.

lolol, this is so sig worthy lol

That and the discussions of the jigsaw ovechkin and balls in each other mouths. . . kinda confirms it. . . . . Ray should check the dimensions of that closet he is e-habiting. But then again, he did talk a lot about f'ing my mother. . . . . . so. . . . . . . he might be straight. . . . bi. . . . or just into old women who like Patron'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp-nJwF4QbM

Cleveland up 6-0... JINX!

just noticed that and looking at the ...well nevermind, I don't want to be the JINX

As soon as I typed that I looked back and it was 6-1 with runners on the corners and none out, looooool!

Is the largest sports bet you have ever made?

If not what was it, and how did it turn out?

Honestly, I have no idea..

it's probably the biggest sports bet I've made that the game isn't even on tv and I can't watch though!

How do you not have MLB pass its worth $20 a month especially LA Dodgers games with Scully calling them. Nice bet especially with Pavano pitching every since he banged Allysa Milano he's been garbage or injured but than again well worth it.

who is the fugly chick next to Milano?

I don't really watch baseball, but it seems like fun to bet on. I looked at the standings on mlb.com and Cleveland should have a better record than they do, plus they are home, and then looking at pitcher stats...both seemed horrible but Pavano looks like he's improved this year while the other guy didn't, so those were my thoughts

Ray is a beast. Go Cleveland. Congrats dude.

p.s. I'm blushing that you want to do me up the bum

Weeeee thank you sir!

Freerolling the over in tonight's game now

You have to post your total balance before everyday so we can race, lol. The only reason I made the Vancouver in play bet was to challange your total, lol. I'm such a degen, I don't even get any money for having more money then you.

Loool it's a marathon, not a sprint!

I started today at whatever my first bet plus my 2nd bet came out to... like 935.

We need a third amigo. Everything runs better in threes. The three amigo's, cosmopolotan ice cream (i think thats the one with three flavours, vanilla chocolate, strawberry, that shit is unreal), three muskateers, tic tac toe.

Somebody else bet like us. We need a third.

Neopolitan LOL

oh shit your right, it's official, i'm special

I think I have $20 on oddsmaker or something, if true I am so in this! Although i won't last long I suppose.

all in 4 times in a row imo

6 game parlay to catch up!

5-2 in bottom of the 5th, bases loaded, 2 outs and cabrera walks two guys in a row to make it 7-2. Nice one Ray!

Looool dude had a runner on 2nd, intentionally walks a guy to face the pitcher, walks the pitcher to load bases, then walks a guy, then walks another to put me over in the bottom of the 5th! Easy game!

Weeeeeeee!

I can answer that for myself. That would be Super Bowl XXXIX. I bet $2,500 on New England. They did not cover.

Day 1 starting balance: $500
Day 2 starting balance: $934.78
Day 3 starting balance: $934.78
Day 4 starting balance: $1663.85

Day 4 bets:
$575 Boston over Carolina @-115

I probably would have bet the roll on this game, but I can barely handle the heartache if Boston loses without money on the line, definately don't want to lose the series AND all my money at the same time.