I just wanted to let everyone know that after like almost three years I'm back. Not that I ever contributed that much to the community, or that anyone should remember who in the hell I am. At any rate, I'm now pondering whether or not it's wrong to throw yourself the welcome back party. I believe I should have casually mentioned my return over drinks and hoped that someone would post for me. But really, who are we kidding. That wasn't going to happen. So I am back. It's a celebration...
[braces for forthcoming ridicule]
