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hblask
Probably NSFW -- I was afraid to click beyond the front page, though, so maybe it's family friendly.

EDIT: OK, I clicked, and so far there's no graphic images or anything, just the word Masturbate in giant font. So if that's NSFW for you, don't click. Otherwise, you're probably OK.

I did notice they have a "Records" section, sort of a Hall of Fame.
Voldemort
QUOTE (hblask @ Tuesday, April 28th, 2009, 1:52 PM) *
Probably NSFW -- I was afraid to click beyond the front page, though, so maybe it's family friendly.

Awesome
dolfan
QUOTE (Voldemort @ Tuesday, April 28th, 2009, 11:54 AM) *
Awesome


The "records" section is...interesting.
Voldemort
QUOTE (dolfan @ Tuesday, April 28th, 2009, 1:56 PM) *
The "records" section is...interesting.

WOW
Jadaki
Jam-Fly
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The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category!) is Mr. Masanobu Sato -- representing the Tenga company, and visiting from Tokyo, Japan! (We believe Mr. Sato will be back on May 2, 2009 to defend his record. Mr. Sato masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes.

The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Female" is Ms. Kitty Kat! And she wore her cute little kitty ears the entire time! Ms. Kat masturbated for 7 hours and 6 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" is Michael Hariprem -- at 31 climaxes! This is a world record!

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" is our voluptuous Featured Masturbator, Lady Monster, who came 20 times!

The winner of "Longest Distance Come to Come" is Morihiro Taneichi from Tokyo -- within the US, it's Ted from Hackettstown, New Jersey!

The winner of "Most Money Raised" is our very own Carol Queen; runner-up is our hunky Featured Masturbator, Robert Black! Carol was not even going to participate, except as host, until she received an email from a secret admirer who promised to sponsor her; she is finishing up a first-person write-up to thank him and will post it here, too, when she's got it written.


JESUS!!
Tactical Bear
Is that 31 times in a week? Because, if so, that's impressive. I need 2 sandwiches and a half-hour on a good day...
hblask
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Tuesday, April 28th, 2009, 12:14 PM) *
Is that 31 times in a week? Because, if so, that's impressive. I need 2 sandwiches and a half-hour on a good day...


I was thinking lifetime, including solo, with a partner, and wet dreams.

I still have a chance to catch up.
El Guapo
Pretty strange they would do something like this in San Francisco. Don't they know it's cold and windy there?
chrozzo
looks like theres an option to watch live online


interesting
king_tanner
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Tuesday, April 28th, 2009, 8:03 PM) *
looks like theres an option to watch live online


interesting


Unless you like to watch gay dudes beat off then I wouldn't watch it.
Fleur
QUOTE (king_tanner @ Wednesday, April 29th, 2009, 7:12 AM) *
Unless you like to watch gay dudes beat off then I wouldn't watch it.


If you like to watch gay dudes beat off, then you shouldn't watch it?
So there's no gay guys?

Interesting indeed.
king_tanner
QUOTE (Fleur @ Wednesday, April 29th, 2009, 1:38 PM) *
If you like to watch gay dudes beat off, then you shouldn't watch it?
So there's no gay guys?

Interesting indeed.


IF YOU LIKE TO WATCH GAY GUYS BEAT OFF WATCH IT

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO WATCH GAY GUYS BEAT OFF DON'T WATCH IT

****ing Fleur
JubilantLankyLad
stop arguing and post the damn link already!
hblask
hblask
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