Spademan
Friday, May 8th, 2009, 4:10 AM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Thursday, May 7th, 2009, 1:10 PM)

Why would we be scared or embarrassed to have a conversation with you? That doesn't make any sense. I would love to sit down with you at the bar with a couple beers and just talk religion. Conversations, unlike debates, are relaxed and enjoyable to all parties.
Also: Jesus loves you, and the Earth is 4,000 years old. (The Jews planted the fossils)
Well, not all of you would be afraid or embarrassed. If a person likes beer, whether they be Christian, Buddhist, atheist, Muslim or sociopath or even a Chinamen (haha, I'm pretending like I'm racist against the Chinese, and calling them "Chinamen", which probably isn't even a word, and if it is, is derogatory, haha)... if they like beer we are pretty much blood brothers.
By blood brothers I mean we will drink and go upon adventures to faraway lands and possibly galaxies to find lulz and fight aliens and ogres. And Giant Spitting Frogs. And pick up chicks. And dudes if that's how it goes down in other galaxies and we take the "when in Rome" mentality. Provided my blood brother"s religion doesn't bar them from banging alien dudes. And provided the alien dudes are built like earth chicks. Because even without religion I'm not down with banging dudes.
And robots. We'll fight and bang robots too. Because they are really strong and so would make for good enemies and lovers.
God I love beer.
Cold, crisp, frothing beer in a chilled glass... so... good... what the f
uck were we talking about?