Full Version: Hapy St Patricks Day!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Cheers
here is to upholding Irish sterotypes, we're all a bunch of fucking drunks! 
4 dead in Michigan already from drunken celebrations.
The Irishman's Wish
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, "I want two more of these."
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, "I want two more of these."
You didnt need to misspell Happy,
we know you are drinking.
we know you are drinking.
Ahhhhhhhh, Amateur night part deux.
Cabs folks....for the love of Christ, C A B S !
Cabs folks....for the love of Christ, C A B S !
weeeeeeee lets get drunk!!!
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 3:14 PM) 
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Saint Patrick would be so proud.
QUOTE (James D @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 3:35 PM)
Saint Patrick would be so proud.
QUOTE (rcgs59 @ Wednesday, March 18th, 2009, 12:50 AM)
I think what you meant to say was that it's really terrible, and a horrible attempt by Americans to somehow re-create an Irish 'Pogues' type song, really really badly.
QUOTE (James D @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 6:11 PM)
I think what you meant to say was that it's really terrible, and a horrible attempt by Americans to somehow re-create an Irish 'Pogues' type song, really really badly.
you mean the Drop Kick Murphy's right?
QUOTE (James D @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 8:11 PM)
I think what you meant to say was that it's really terrible, and a horrible attempt by Americans to somehow re-create an Irish 'Pogues' type song, really really badly.
James sweety where's your humor
it's more chrozzo's song lol
Odds that Chrozzo is passed out in a pool of his own vommit and urine right now?
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 11:28 PM)
Odds that Chrozzo is passed out in a pool of his own vommit and urine right now?
oh ye of little faith!
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 8:30 PM)
oh ye of little faith!
whoa that is way to coherent. I gotta say I am a little dissapointed in you right now
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Tuesday, March 17th, 2009, 10:44 PM)
whoa that is way to coherent. I gotta say I am a little dissapointed in you right now
hey your distrubing our drink together
so everyone have a good st pattys day? i got pretty drunk and had a deep stack tournament at my house with some friends.
I worked. We were busy as heck. $2 green beer and $3 guiness. I made a billion nasty green beers by people who are titilated with the thought of drinking a COLORED beer omg omg omg omg. And a billion Irish car bombs which are the alcoholics chocolate. Sadly no drinking for me because we aren't allowed to drink anything while we are behind the bar. Nazi's!
QUOTE (MBenz0569 @ Wednesday, March 18th, 2009, 10:25 PM)
Irish car bombs
Good to see Ireland's National Saints Day being celebrated in the right spirit.
QUOTE (MBenz0569 @ Wednesday, March 18th, 2009, 3:25 PM)
I worked. We were busy as heck. $2 green beer and $3 guiness. I made a billion nasty green beers by people who are titilated with the thought of drinking a COLORED beer omg omg omg omg. And a billion Irish car bombs which are the alcoholics chocolate. Sadly no drinking for me because we aren't allowed to drink anything while we are behind the bar. Nazi's!
lol yah, Nazi´s! well hopefully you at least made some good tips!
QUOTE (MBenz0569 @ Wednesday, March 18th, 2009, 4:25 PM)
I worked. We were busy as heck. $2 green beer and $3 guiness. I made a billion nasty green beers by people who are titilated with the thought of drinking a COLORED beer omg omg omg omg. And a billion Irish car bombs which are the alcoholics chocolate. Sadly no drinking for me because we aren't allowed to drink anything while we are behind the bar. Nazi's!
Serious question...What is your favorite mixed drink that you make and what is the recipe?
hmm let me think about it actually. i dont really drink mixed liquor drinks. I drink glenfiddich and water haha. I make a ton of shots... applesauce is good... its 1 ounce goldslager 1 ounce apple pucker and a splash of pineapple juice. yum yum yum.
i make a lot of martinis as well... orange dreamcicle is awesome is you like sweet stuff. 1 1/2 ounce vanilla vodka 1/2 ounce triple sec add lime juice, cream, and simple syrup. Shake everything. YUM!
i make a lot of martinis as well... orange dreamcicle is awesome is you like sweet stuff. 1 1/2 ounce vanilla vodka 1/2 ounce triple sec add lime juice, cream, and simple syrup. Shake everything. YUM!
FUCK THE POPE!
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