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5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. �Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night

The correct use would be you're welcome.

I'm just saying.

replace the sugar with splenda, damn you nutz with your sweet tooth

fuck me running, I'm making this this weekend.

I find it hard to keep it in when you are running.

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holy crap, i love chocolate cake. and im going to love it again in 5 minutes

tank cue

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LMOA.

meh

laughing my off ass?

Yes!

So cake are round ? Hmm....

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Recipe 1 - Hot Cocoa Chocolate Cake

9 Tbsp. hot chocolate powder mix
look for sugar-free, calcium fortified mix for a healthier cake
4 Tbsp. self raising flour
use whole wheat flour for a healthier alternative
1 egg
3 Tbsp. oil
for a healthier recipe, use canola oil, and replace half the oil with apple sauce
3 Tbsp. water
Pinch of salt
Recipe 2[1] - Chocolate Cake

4 Tbsp. cake flour
if you don't have cake flour, sift 1 cup (125g) all-purpose flour and 2 Tbsp cornstarch
other kinds of flour will work as well, but the cake will be heavier
4 Tbsp. granulated sugar
2 Tbsp. cocoa
1 egg
3 Tbsp. milk (any kind)
3 Tbsp. oil (any kind but peanut)
splash in a little vanilla
Recipe 3[2] - Honeybun coffee cake

1/3 cup (75g) yellow cake mix
1 egg white
2 Tsp. vegetable oil
1 Tbsp. water
topping mix (optional)
2 Tsp. brown sugar
1 Tsp. finely chopped pecans
1/4 Tsp. cinnamon
Whole article with video

white chocolate mug cake mix

love these fat idea's. Nutz if we gain weight we will just put it back on you. Theresa nice going with the other idea's, don't forget the splenda and replacement for sugar.

took you that long!?

so i made this. twice.

it's more like a steamed pudding than a cake, but it's not too bad. the chocolate chips are waaaaay too much imo, i don't think i'll do that again. i had to bump the cooking time to 3:30, and i lowered the oil and upped the milk on the second one with some success. next time i'm going to try a latte cup (one of those huge surrogate breasts from Friends) and see if that helps it dry out a little quicker so i can lower the cook time again. it's amazing how high the cake rises - at least 2x the height of the mug - and then falls immediately as the power is cut.

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just like you like it, baby

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