How the fck does this scrub land the hottest woman in the world? he must be hung like Mandingo. Lima should be getting the likes of Tom Brady, not Marko freaking Jaric. God this tilts me for some reason..
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/horrible-horrible-news
http://deadspin.com/5159818/sorry-guys-mar...-off-the-market
Full Version: Marko Jaric Marries.... Adriana Lima!?!?!?
I agree with what they wrote...
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Theoretically, this should make all of us feel better about ourselves. If a rat-faced Slav with no disternible star power can land one of the most famous models on the planet, I should be able to travel back in time to 1960 and have a three-way with Brigitte Bardot and Sophia Loren. And yet here’s my penis, all alone in 2009. Time to start drinking. I think I’ve got some cooking wine under the sink. Oh, no cooking wine? This bleach’ll do.
I thought for sure Keith Crime was going to start this thread.
Thanks though BigD, because of that link I found a entry on wwtdd that Megan Fox is single which lead me to this photo which I love...
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721
he must be a wizard and versed in all kinds of dark magic. this defies logic. this defies the laws of physics. this defies everything i stand for.
its time to start questioning everyting we think we know...
its time to start questioning everyting we think we know...
holy cross eyes
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Wednesday, February 25th, 2009, 2:36 PM) 
Thanks though BigD, because of that link I found a entry on wwtdd that Megan Fox is single which lead me to this photo which I love...
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721
potd
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Thursday, February 26th, 2009, 1:51 AM)
How the fck does this scrub land the hottest woman in the world? he must be hung like Mandingo. Lima should be getting the likes of Tom Brady, not Marko freaking Jaric. God this tilts me for some reason..
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/horrible-horrible-news
http://deadspin.com/5159818/sorry-guys-mar...-off-the-market
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/horrible-horrible-news
http://deadspin.com/5159818/sorry-guys-mar...-off-the-market
oh my god
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Thursday, February 26th, 2009, 3:36 AM)
Thanks though BigD, because of that link I found a entry on wwtdd that Megan Fox is single which lead me to this photo which I love...
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721
OH MY GOD
hey that link is broken, how about a mirror?
A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.
A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.
A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Friday, March 13th, 2009, 12:21 PM)
A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.
A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.
A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.
YES! Let the divorce begin. Unless Lima likes rough trade. Which would explain this match better.
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Friday, March 13th, 2009, 12:21 PM)
A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.
A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.
A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.
Oh my god. I hate you Marko Jaric.
Adriana if you're reading this, if I can't have you may I introduce you to the man you should be with...
My favorite part:
Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria’s Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star [sic] Marko Jaric on Feb. 14
That's some funny shat right there.
Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria’s Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star [sic] Marko Jaric on Feb. 14
That's some funny shat right there.
QUOTE (Poppy_Hillis @ Saturday, March 14th, 2009, 3:34 PM)
Adriana if you're reading this, if I can't have you may I introduce you to the man you should be with...
the machine is too beautiful for her. for any woman.
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Sunday, March 15th, 2009, 6:19 PM)
the machine is too beautiful for her. for any woman.
In other words, he likes to sleep with men.
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Sunday, March 15th, 2009, 4:19 PM)
the machine is too beautiful for her. for any woman.
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Monday, March 16th, 2009, 11:12 AM)
In other words, he likes to sleep with men.
It's not enough that he has to marry her, but now he has to dirty her gene pool and ruin her body too? I want this man dead.
doesnt she have a sex tape?
QUOTE (I_fold08 @ Thursday, May 28th, 2009, 5:47 PM)
doesnt she have a sex tape?
please tell me this is true
QUOTE (kobe2odom8 @ Friday, May 29th, 2009, 1:56 AM)
please tell me this is true
i think it is, it's short though, but still there
Not true, it's not her. Fake tape, damn the fates.
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Friday, May 29th, 2009, 1:52 PM)
Not true, it's not her. Fake tape, damn the fates.
How much research did you do?
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Friday, May 29th, 2009, 2:07 PM)
How much research did you do?
Not much. A preliminary search showed that most of the blogs were calling it a fake.
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