Any fans of Ricky Gervais/Steven Merchant/Karl Pilkington? They had a radio show together and then did a series of podcasts which were ridiculously popular, and they're still doing some now and then. Karl Pilkington is one of the most unique personalities in the world, and he's friggin hysterical. And Steven Merchant is one quick-witted bastard.


"Head like a fuckin orange" turns up 250,000 google hits.




Pilkipedia has tons of free downloads, etc. There's an awesomely amazing amount of hours of it if you go back into the old weekly radio shows too, which they have compiled with the songs taken out. His most interesting ideas are about animals and the human body.


Probably my favorite feature is Do We Need 'Em, where Karl interviews a scientist on the question of whether "we need" a certain species of animal, focusing on species which get on Karl's nerves.



Do we need em? Octopus

Do we need em? Snails.


And on other subjects:


Karl laughs himself to sleep


Monkey news! Little monkey fella robs a bank.

Homeless fella calls Karl a dickhead


Other random quotes:


"Unless you've heard him, you can never really appreciate .. but he's like a real life Homer Simpson. The things he comes out with are extraordinary."
-Stephen Merchant on Karl Pilkington

On why worms come to the surface when it rains - "So the rain's comin down on the land, the worm goes 'what's goin on?' So it goes up and it sorta sees it's rainin, and then it goes back down again dunnit?"


On chameleons - "Stay green. Stay in the woods, and stay safe."


"Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about"


On octopuses - "When you see 'em in films, they're running about an' that and everyone likes an octopus."


"I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet, right, and somebody had linked up a cockroach to err... to some... I can't even be bothered explaining it, but that's what I'm saying - everything is moving on"

"I've been watchin birds more than insects recently, and the thing I've found with pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot"


"Just pop it on your wrist." - Ricky asks Karl how his 'invention' of a watch that counts down your life would actually work.


Karl is asked: If you could travel back in time, and take one modern invention, what would it be?

Karl replies: A gun, and shoot a lion in the head.

The first time I heard about Karl Pilkington... on The Office DVD, outtakes/extras, I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Comedic gold, right here.

See, this (lack of replies) is why I was wary of making a thread.


To everyone except James: You don't know what you're missing! I know, everybody's always like 'Hey here's another hilarious thing that you'll totally love, I swear!' and you're like 'Oh yeah I'm sure, like I don't have enough humorous websites and such in my life.' But you're really seriously missing out if you don't know Karl and all his glory. He's not just some internet phenomenon, he's huge, and for good reason.

Where my Brits at!

I was a big fan of the podcast, but forgot about it. Good stuff.

Haha, i <3 gervais and pilkington, I listed to the podcasts/XFM stuff at work at the time - my blog's called the Ramblings of a Madman in their honour

My alltime comment by him was the clip on youtube where he goes on a blind date with a girl with a problem with her marrow... I wish i could be arsed to dig it out, maybe 2moro

Will definitely check it out later.

That podcast is awesome. Been a fan for quite some time.

"I'm usin me fables!"

Karl's review of "The Elephant Man."


Karl: Today we're lookin at Elephant Man. John Merrick - one of his better pieces of work. Uhh, it's a sad film, I've never really been able to watch it all the way through...

Ricky: Sorry, John Merrick's better piece of work was him being the elephant man, played by John Hurt?

Karl: Yea.

Ricky: Go on then.

Karl: Uhh, sad film...It's about a fella who's got a funny head, and uh I think he lives in London in like about the 1930s or sommin like that, and he's bein picked on all the time and stuff. And um, the first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit, and then the second time you watch it you're just sort of thinkin 'God that would be bad,' sort of havin a head like that, bein picked on all the time, and the third time you watch it you might think, you know, 'Ooooh, how does he get his jumper on?'...uhhh, then, I dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But it's well worth watchin so uh, Elephant Man, uhhh, yeah see it.

Mods could you please move this to the entertainment section?


Episode 1 of the new Ricky Gervais Show on HBO with Steve and Karl. It is animations of various stories and conversations from the podcasts and old radio series. It is amazing.


http://hotfile.com/dl/29295319/928afbe/the...ys.avi.rar.html

I don't know how i missed this thread.. independantly of it, I dl'd the complete rickey gervais works from XFM and his podcast. I'd been listening to his latest series of audio books, Guide to" which is the first I'd come across him. Well, scratch that. .a friend of mine told me how great the pod cast was, after it was over, so I subscribed to something, which was basically Rickey Gevais advertising for his various projects. So when this "guide to XXX" series started, I'd listen to the little snippets, and just be slayed. So I dl'd some of the other guide tos, and they KILLED me.. so then I DL'd the complete Gervais works, and jesus ****ing christ, this is the best entertainment known to man. They need to throw a jillion dollars at him, steve and karl and make them the new stern.

I subscribed to the Ricky Gervais podcast. Now the trick will be finding the time to listen to them.

I think Ricky is one of the best stand up comedians of all-time, based on what little I've seen. I will check out all of these eventually. Karl Pilkington...sounds like a fake name lol

Thanks for playing, Merc. As always.

Sarcasm and irony don't mix and makes you sould like a teenage girl. Your comment, which I assume was meant to be funny, is likely pleasing only to you and your dog-like "living in the moment" way. You really have that way about you and it's cute...kind of a snuffly, spitty squeaky toy cute. Perhaps it will lodge in your larynx and cut off your air supply.

Odd that you criticize my humor, when the next funny, interesting, or thought provoking post you make will be your first.

It's a fair philosophical question you raise, BigD. To whit: Can one criticize something that does not exist? Let's take...erm...your sense of humour, for example. Generic, needlessly derogatory, unrefined and sourced from a variety of equally uninformed, derivative excuses for what passes as "funny" in your red-neck of the woods. Fair to say, I am a little surprised that you enjoy Ricky Gervais et al, and yet you still have time to criticize a 5 second post I made, briefly lauding RG's comic genius. I guess I'm more willing to spend time firing at those who have fired upon me, rather than imbue my every post with with same kind of wit and verbal acumen I am now broadsiding you with. Avast and shear off, lest your dinghy be sunk.

And I almost ignored this thread.

In fairness, I just should have pilk'd him with my first post.

Right in line with your stuntman fetish...And, frankly, an extremely lazy reply, given that's what you were criticizing my original post for, right?

You think it's a lazy reply, because you don't get it. That's karl pilkington, you fucking twat.


Also, I wasn't criticizing your original reply for being lazy. I criticized it for adding nothing to the thread, and noted how the post was consistent with your general posting style, which adds nothing to the forum. Just to be clear. Now get out of here before you embarrass yourself trying to be funny again.

You're a true fuckwit. I don't give a rat's ass what you think about me and my posting style. Face it, I owned you in this thread and you don't even know it.

Oh, and FYP

Okay, that made me legitimately laugh. Your first chuckle you've gotten out of me in 10K posts, congrats. The only own you've owned in this thread is yourself.


oh shit, I didn't read this either..






AHAHHAHAHAHAahahhahaahahahahah okay, that really made me laugh. Speaking of jokes you didn't get.

No, I get it. The daughter is his and you think he's just the bomb and posted ironical <sic> pictures to embellish your e-character. And posting pics of Karl and JayZ doesn't make you smart

You're a bigger moron than you'll ever know...please keep making uninformed judgements about people you have no clue about and will never "get". At least I generally mind my own business and don't go around shitting on people out of the blue. It's just a douche thing to do. Now fuck off. You don't own this thread.

No, you really, really, really don't get it. Don't believe me? Ask brvheart, he's a trust worthy guy. Hey brv, does he get it?

Hahaha...seriously? OK, fine. I don't "get it". But I don't really care. Seriously, does it make your day doign stuff on the net that makes you feel like a cool guy? Man, you and brvhrt, for example, sure get your knickers all twisted up over some things. You need to learn to be more accepting of other people and how they go about their business. Not everyone will fit into your strange little neurotic rules of engagement.

You should probably re-read this thread, because I think the consensus would be clear on which one of us, you or I, has the more twisted knicker.

Because you made a point of singling me out and I defended myself? Whatever.

I hope you get dropped into a vat of paper and get paper cuts all over your body and then someone pours salt and vinegar on the cuts and some large German woman eats you for a snack and you have to spend you last living moments in her colon.

That seems a bit far-fetched.

Yeah, your knickers aren't twisted at all.

So, you're saying you're sorry for being a doucheclown?

Of course not. I stand by my original critique of your post in this thread adding nothing, and your posts in general being terrible

I'm happy you embrace your doucheclownery. You'll always be a **** of the highest calibre to me.

What, did he PM you to come over and check it out? I bet you hold each others hand when you are at the urinal together.

And, for the record, for the most part I'm laughing so hard, tears are coming.

I think the media coverage of the Ted Danson rape trial has been overzealous.

LOLOL

Danson got raped? He looks like John Kerry crossed with Jay Leno. Who'd want to rape that mess?

Speaking of jokes you don't get.

Hahaha...you're so dumb.

Professor Plum in the Library with Candlestick.

One more thing:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children".

Ahahahhahah.

Amazing!

Edit: I've been laughing for 4 minutes now.

No, really.. it was another joke you didn't get. I promise.

You shouldn't be defensive about it, because there are like 5 people on the board who did get it, 'cause we listen to the dan lebatard show, and it was funny for us. But you shouldn't pretend that you get it, when you clearly don't, and play it off like I don't get it, because it just makes you look like a fool. Which you continue to do with every post you make in this thread. Or really anythread. You should have taken this advice when you had the chance..




But if you want to continue to embarrass yourself, have at it, I sure am enjoying it.

Like I said, I don't give a crap if I got the joke or not and it doesn't matter one way or the other. The only reason you said it here is to keep on "being cool" with your in-crowd. E-turds like you need that little boost to feel important, feel like they have a little something over someone else. You're a douche because of it. And that wasn't why I said you're dumb.

Then you sure did get me good, boy.

So did Ted Danson get raped or what?

Cause I've had a thing about him ever since he left his wife and child for Whoopie.

I bet she hired the guy to rape him.

That's what I think

Yes

Yes! My sentiments exactly. Fucking Rockbusters! Wet-Knee Houston.