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El Guapo
Mr. Mexico and I were just having a discussion in the virgin whore thread about sexual partners, and now I am curious. What is your number? How many?

Poll is private so if you don't want to say or elaborate in your post no problem.

(For purpose of the poll we are talking sexual intercourse, i guess for gay guys or Jadaki you can include the backdoor. Oral only does not count.)
hank213
While I didn't pull much ass in high school I made up for it when I went to college and got a job working the THE bar in a fairly small college town. It was a rare night that I went home alone.



Dogdammit I miss those days.
runthemover
we're very close to 222-2222


ACCIDENTES!
HubDub04
10 exactly.

But one girl i've had sex with probably close to 1000 times from 17-21.
She's married now, LOL.

brvheart
One. Married to her for 11 years as of Jan 31st.
runthemover
QUOTE (runthemover @ Thursday, January 15th, 2009, 9:53 PM) *
we're very close to 222-2222


ACCIDENTES!



El Guapo
QUOTE (runthemover @ Thursday, January 15th, 2009, 9:53 PM) *
we're very close to 222-2222


ACCIDENTES!



I may be the only one who gets the awesomeness of this.
GeneralGeeWhiz
lucky number 13.
beans-n-icewater
I can only imagine the confusion this poll is causing inside the army thread....



"Is he counting public places?"



"I dunno.... I guess so"



"How bout bathrooms..... technically theyre private ya know"



"Nah, dont count them"



"Whatta bout a handjob from another members wife?"



"Was the husbands wife watching?"



"She was filming it"



"Put that down as two"



"Why two?"



"Notice how unsteady the film was"



"What about Vegas?"



"Anyone got a calculator?"



rcooj_7
I noticed there was no option below zero..... icon_confused.gif
king_tanner
0
wsox8
2
James D
About 40 probably.
Sal Paradise
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 1:07 AM) *
I may be the only one who gets the awesomeness of this.

you are.



21-50. I'm not sure anymore. I stopped counting after 20. mainly because I wanted to replace some of the old ones with new ones. it's probably about 22 I think. maybe 23.


and after typing that, and realizing I haven't had sex in almost a year, I can only wonder: when the hell did I have sex? I never get laid, yet I seem to have had a lot of partners. peculiar.
Sal Paradise
QUOTE (James D @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 5:34 AM) *
About 40 probably.

WAY TO SHOW ME UP FAG THANKS
SGFULTON83
6-Pack
jeff_536
mid-20s. Late starter (19), but did fairly well in my 20s.
SAM_Hard8
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 1:26 AM) *
"Anyone got a calculator?"

icon_clap.gif


7
Quacktastic
4

I am unattractive and have no game.

Edit: And for some reason, had standards in college that kept me from bagging the fugly girls. IDIOT!!
mk
QUOTE (brvheart @ Thursday, January 15th, 2009, 11:59 PM) *
One. Married to her for 11 years as of Jan 31st.

so going off the formula that you have to subtract 3 from every guy's 'number', brvheart has really boned -2 chicks in his lifetime.
Suited_Up
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 4:36 AM) *
21-50. I'm not sure anymore. I stopped counting after 20. mainly because I wanted to replace some of the old ones with new ones. it's probably about 22 I think. maybe 23.


LOL, Almost exact ditto. I'm thinking 25ish.
Suited_Up
QUOTE (mk @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 8:21 AM) *
so going off the formula that you have to subtract 3 from every guy's 'number', brvheart has really boned -2 chicks in his lifetime.


Do people actually do that though? Bump their number?
Jadaki
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, January 15th, 2009, 11:27 PM) *
i guess for gay guys or Jadaki


How did I get tossed in there?
hblask
If your wife asks you this be careful, I got in big trouble.

"Honey, how many women have you slept with?"

"Hmm, let's see, my first was Janet, then Mary, Susie, then you, then Tammy, Ellen and....."

I don't remember much after that.
El Guapo
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 6:45 AM) *
How did I get tossed in there?



Your propensity for anal sex with large black women?
CindyLou
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 9:24 AM) *
Do people actually do that though? Bump their number?

Bumping your number seems like a pointless thing to do.
CindyLou
+1
JubilantLankyLad
QUOTE (CindyLou @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 8:22 AM) *
+1

nice ass, want to make our numbers one higher?
Suited_Up
QUOTE (CindyLou @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 10:22 AM) *
Bumping your number seems like a pointless thing to do.



QUOTE (CindyLou @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 10:22 AM) *
+1


Nice.

fryer98
Should I count her, if I put it in her, but passed out before much more?




I'm kinda, pretty much, serious.
LongLiveYorke
8
JubilantLankyLad
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 8:42 AM) *
8

this is an excellent number.
Quacktastic
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 12:31 PM) *
Should I count her, if I put it in her, but passed out before much more?
I'm kinda, pretty much, serious.



If it counts when she's passed out, it counts when you're passed out.

(It counts when she is passed out.......right?)
Suited_Up
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 10:43 AM) *
this is an excellent number.


When I was 8 years old I decided that was my lucky number actually. Not sure if it ever panned out, but yeah, good number.
loogie
I lost count. Not that the number's all that high, I'm just too cool to keep track of these things.
Jadaki
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 10:08 AM) *
Your propensity for anal sex with large black women?


Whoa...

Where did you get the large part from? I just like women who have curves like they are supposed to. Where is that post comparing the size 4, 8, and 12 women when you need it.
Sal Paradise
QUOTE (Quacktastic @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 11:43 AM) *
If it counts when she's passed out, it counts when you're passed out.

(It counts when she is passed out.......right?)

it better. otherwise I need to change my vote.
ajs510
I'm sure my actual number is between 11-20, but I'm not completely positive what the true figure is. I think it's 13, but it could be as high as 16.

I was drunk A LOT between 24-27.
fryer98
QUOTE (Quacktastic @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 11:43 AM) *
If it counts when she's passed out, it counts when you're passed out.

(It counts when she is passed out.......right?)

One time, in college, my girl friend wakes me up, asking me if we had sex when we got in from that bars the night before. We were both drunk, but neither blacked out. I said that we didn't. She pointed to a used condom on the floor and said, that's what I thought, until I saw that. So, we were BOTH passed out?

Hmmmm....






Yes, it was mine, I tasted it to make sure. WHAT?
Suited_Up
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 11:07 AM) *
One time, in college, my girl friend wakes me up, asking me if we had sex when we got in from that bars the night before. We were both drunk, but neither blacked out. I said that we didn't. She pointed to a used condom on the floor and said, that's what I thought, until I saw that. So, we were BOTH passed out?

Hmmmm....


Yes, it was mine, I tasted it to make sure. WHAT?


I think the bolded might not be true, lol.
fryer98
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 12:30 PM) *
I think the bolded might not be true, lol.

We both remember coming back to her place and laying down in bed.

Who knows?
Ron_Mexico
between 11-20

do hookers count?
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 12:31 PM) *
We both remember coming back to her place and laying down in bed.

Who knows?

That's called a gray out.

Seriously, drug and alcohol group therapy taught me that
fryer98
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 12:35 PM) *
That's called a gray out.

Seriously, drug and alcohol group therapy taught me that

Interesting.
donk4life
Does the tight space between the cushions of your parent's couch count?
Sal Paradise
man, bunch of non pussy gettin homos round here.
Quacktastic
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 1:35 PM) *
That's called a gray out.

Seriously, drug and alcohol group therapy taught me that


I've always called it a brown out... (nothing to do with the pooper)
Quacktastic
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 2:03 PM) *
man, bunch of non pussy gettin homos round here.


I had sex yesterday....you?
fryer98
QUOTE (Quacktastic @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 1:14 PM) *
I had sex yesterday....you?

WITH A GIRL!?!?!?


Painter567
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Friday, January 16th, 2009, 11:55 AM) *
Whoa...

Where did you get the large part from? I just like women who have curves like they are supposed to. Where is that post comparing the size 4, 8, and 12 women when you need it.

Close enough...


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