Hi,

I was raised as a Christian. I don't really think about religion or philosophy stuff ever, but I go to church sometimes. I also read the Bible and it told me to have faith in God, and that I have to ask Jesus to forgive me for my sins or else I will go to Hell, so I believe in God and Jesus cuz of the Bible.

I also wonder how God could not exist, cuz if he didn't exist, then how can you explain the way there are so many different kinds of life? Like, how could there be so many thousands of different kinds of animals and plants and stuff just by accident. I mean, maybe one or two kinds of stuff, could be by accident, but there are soooo many though, so I dunno, that must be like it has to be that God did it I would think right?

Also, my friend got really mad at me and said that I was a moron because I said I didn't believe in evolution. I don't really know much about evolution though, all I know is just my friends from church told me it's bad and that basically it says that we are related to other animals and that our ancestors are germs or somethign they said. But that sounds pretty silly to me, bacteria are pretty tiny like you need a microscope even jus to see them at all, so I don't think they could be our dads from earlier. I dunno, I'm not really too much into all the science nerdy stuff, cuz nerds are so lame whenever I meet them they always talk about weird stuff that's stupid or crazy it seems like. I just want to play some football and pray to my lord and savior and have a good stable family am I right, who cares about silly like crazy stuff they always talk about like oh I bet there's aliens in some other galaxy they said to me. Lol I don't get how they could think there are aliens, in the Bible it doesn't talk about anyone besides us, so I think God would have said something if there were other people he made.

Anyway, so if you guys could maybe explain to me what my crazy atheist friend is trying to tell me about cuz he said he doesn't want to bother telling me cuz he's busy with work right now, so he said I should just ask you guys.

I guess I am a lil curious tho I guess we'll see what answers you guys have for some of this. Thanks.

It is way too obvious that you are joking.

No. About what?

About all of it.

"Evolution is wrong because nerds are lame." It's not believable that anybody who is smart enough to type in complete sentences (as you are) would believe that.

I can't tell if this is a bad hollywood fake account, or someone doing a bad hollywood impression. Either way, this thread is fcking terrible.

Hollywood? What in the world are you talking about?

And I did not say that evolution is bad because of nerds I don't think. I don't know too much about, but I just know I heard about how we are related to other animals, even tiny bacteria and all this silly stuff. Maybe you can explain it better, but I can't imagine how it is possible that its true though.

While I appreciate the sentiment...

yeah, because someone who would bother to ask a question in this forum (FCP, off-topic, but specifically and especially the religion forum) wouldn't know who hollywood is. Seems likely.

I find it somewhat ironacal that more self confessed godless atheists, post in the religion forum than the believers do.



However they are right, this has to be a joke.

Er, lol? I think the term you're looking for is "atheists," unless you call Christians "self confessed God-believing Christians."

Godless? What, are you killing Indians in 1820?

I also think he meant ironical, though he shouldn't.

Keep the faith, brother. And don't take any guff from these fucking swine.

If I can level just one person, then it was all worth it.

Looks like it was all worth it.

Hahaha religion sucks.

The joke is on you, brother. You been reverse leveled to reveal your level.

GAME SET MATCH.

It's not me... you idiot.

Such poor quality.

yeah, where oh where could I possibly have gotten the idea from that you could produce terrible, brutally unfunny fake accounts.

I guess that confirms it. Nice read BigD.

I just noticed your avatar was super grover. I'm not sure what I thought it was before that, as I hadn't really studied it, but what ever i thought it was, it wasn't super grover.

Yep, definitely Super Grover.

I love the fact that you use the "What, are you..."

I think I just got owned

Swing and a miss

doubt it's hollywood - much too coherent

wouldn't surprise me if OP was DN. sounds kind of like him when he's being silly.

Thanks?




lol


but true

Screw DN.

I pwn DN's soul.

I would like to second your friends notion that you are retarded.

All in favor.... say "Aye"

aye

????

This thread did not go quite as planned.

My goal was to have a smart atheist totally crush me in a debate about religion, and play the part of the retarded-religious everyman myself, and thus be able to customize how optimally I fell into all the traps and key points of the atheists that pwned me.

I think there is only 1 smart atheist here and he's too smart to fall for that.
The others are really just anarchist.

Oooo oooo, is it me? I hope it's me, but you probably mean vbnautilus. Spademan, Crow, and others would also get that moniker if you asked me, and that is only listing people who I know are actually atheist, rather than agnostic.






I don't think that word means what you think it means.

My bad...I forgot about you. I do consider you a smart atheist ... but I was referring to Crow.


and I'm sure I know what that word means and it defines the people I am referring to.
"a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom."

A bit harsh...but you get the idea.

I get the feeling your life isnt going as planned either.

You could have just asked.



You are incredibly bad at this.

Angelina Jolie is sfugly btw

Merry Christmas.... may want to sit this one out.

I've never thought she was nearly as hot as some dudes do. Her lips are freakishly large, even to a DSL lover like myself.

Still, this pic owns, and I keep it because when people see it in a thread these days they either tremble, prepare to laugh or orgasm all over themselves while weeping knowing that I'm about to bring the fucking thunder.

Don't even know what this means.

Maybe you should ask Santa for the ability to put together coherent thoughts this holiday.

It means, when you post things like "You are incredibly bad at this." that have zero meaning...it shows us once again how incredibly stupid you are and perhaps you should not participate in this thread if all you are going to do is continue to try and be cute (fail).



Looks like Christmas came early.

You sir, are the master of hypocrisy.

Thanks.... but I don't think that word means what you think it does.
The word hypocrite actually came from the Latin word for "actor"... I learned that today watching "Walking with Jesus".

Happy Holidays Tim.... hope you and yours has a great one !

For the longest time I thought you were a troll. I didn't think anyone could be so prolific in their capacity to be an imbecile.

Then you posted so much that I figured there was no way you could be a troll, the effort it would take to pull it off would be staggering.

Now though, I've swung back to assuming you're a troll. An awesome, dedicated troll who has taken it to epic proportions.

Nobody... nobody can be this clueless and still function as an adult.

Should be your bumper sticker.

Try to contribute positively to the forum.... just being negative all the time doesn't look good on you.

LOL, just when I wonder if Hollywood can get owned any more by Spademan over, and over, and over, in thread, after thread, after thread, another gem appears that is even greater than the last.

Ok, this is the second time you've used "should be your bumper sticker" on me. Taking one of my strikingly accurate and gorgeously derogatory statements about you and attempting to apply it to me. A poorly formed, intellectually lazy and inept, child-like "I'm rubber and you're glue" defense.

Then you take what looks best on me (negativity), what makes people put my shit in their sigs and occasionally jock ride, and say it doesn't look good on me. Clearly negativity is like a finely tailored suit on me. It is icing on the cake, sunset on the horizon, model on one's body good on me.

Troll or not you make for a wonderful rhetorical punching bag.

And for that, this Christmas, the faux day of the baby jesus zombie, I thank you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if this is wat getting owned means at fcp, well bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah