It's that time of year again, where we all are determined to make changes in our lives with specific goals, and either achieve them, fall short, or fail miserably.

I've chosen some relatively obtainable goals:

Stop Smoking Cigs
-I've been smoking on and off since I was 17. I am now 22, and I've realized that being a smoker is not an attribute I wish to have. I've only been a "pack a day" smoker occasionally, usually in times of stress or partying. My goal is to spend less than $25 a month on cigarettes/tobacco products. Marijuana does not fall into this category.

Stop Smoking Pot
-Anyone who smokes occasionally or consistently will tell you that it doesn't affect other parts of their life, or it does. Most times, the people claiming it doesn't are in denial, like I was in the past. I can pretty much chalk up my shortcomings in college to marijuana and drinking in one way or another, but I have drank dramatically less in the past year. No resolution covering that. Basically, I'm going to smoke less, but still smoke occasionally.

Organization
-I intend to become much more organized. Going into my 10th semester (2nd in my 5th year, for you math whizzes), I've realized that a major reason I haven't succeeded like I did in high school is because of so many distractions. I let them take my focus of what is important in college, mainly studies and GETTING A DEGREE. Although a year late, I will be accomplishing this. My goal is to organize several aspects of my life, including studies, finance, networking, and just overall everyday going-on's of my life.

Become more family oriented
-Since being at college, I've drifted away from my parents a bit. I haven't talked to them as much, but I'm making moves to become closer with them. My dad owns his own home repair business and times have been tough with our economy, and I know that more contact with me would make him happier.

Well there's a run-down of my resolutions... pretty much starting as I type this, but more effective as of Jan 1.

suck more dick

eat more box

suck more box.

word

okay here are mine

1. to lose 40% of my weight
2. to meet some fcpers in Vegas in May
3. to Play poker with these fcpers
4. to become more atune to what I want out of life at this age. Make plans for my future
5. to become more self aware
6. make other short and long term goals

Stop masturbating so much.



Naw fuck that!


Loose 80lbs
Stop chewing my finger nails.

sick puppies

If your goal is to stop smoking pot, how is occasionally smoking pot going to help you attain that goal?

you get too lazy to smoke pot?

Mine is more of a goal.


Don't have a heart attack or be diagnosed with cancer. Basically, I wanna make it through 2009 without major health problems or dying.

I kind of hate New Year's resolutions. Everybody seems to think "it's a new year, I can get a fresh start!", but the truth is January 1 will be no different than December 31, or the day before it. If you really want to change something, then start TODAY!

It's common knowledge that everything you've done this year can and will be forgotten only on January 1st, and the only opportunity for change is that date.

Also, if your resolution is something that you don't really look forward to, the later the better!

To be the caboose on the train run on Rose in Vegas.

that is the single most disgusting, disturbing, horrifying thing ever posted on this forum.

TY, that means alot to me.

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

solid legal advice imo

Grocey you know I will get you lol, and Suitedaces ty

Can we just stop the whole banging of Rose talk here.

If we're going to have a good 2009, I don't need to imagine a train being ran on her.

I just ****ing realized it.

Rose is married to Hollywood.

If indeed I do show up at a Vegas meetup there will be that awkward first few moments where your meeting someone for the first time. But then we will settle down and tip a few Guiness and check raise the shit out of each other. At about 2am when the festivities are winding down you will look me in they eye and give me the nod and we will procede to my hotel room for a night we will never forget.

fuck, you've gone completely sideways, man.

thx but when I am in Vegas, I will be there to have fun, just like everyone one else. so let it be known that the Queen of Practial Jokes will be in town at that time, she may strike and hit when least expected. You will never know what will be coming your way, or when. I have a history here of being notrious for joke planting, and some of mine of gone off with a real bang.

say wat about being married to hollywood? we are friends yes

otherwise this girl is not getting married again, she has learned her lesson

you got the first part right, however what makes you think it's your bed that I am going to lol

edit and I wasn't thinking of that type of bang that you bolded

Chrozzo will be passed out by then

1. Learn how to read

2. write a rap song with some sweet ass dance moves

3. profit?

wtf you are a moron, Chrozzo is like a son to me, and a very good friend

look at the age difference, and my son's are older than he is

awwwwwwwww your sick

you were just called a moron by the biggest retard in 12 counties. LOL all over your face, sir.

Ok I am done kidding around here are my resolutions
-eat healthier(I ussually can do it for a couple of weeks but fast food is to damn easy)
-save up at least 10k out of my wages
-go to Vegas twice
-have a 5 figure cash in a tourney

it must take a retard, to point out another right Austin

yes, that is correct.

Let this be the hour, where we draw swords together!

Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the ring, Frodo.

The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.

im glad to be with you, sam wise gamgee, here at the end of all things.

LOOOOOOOOL

FYP. Probably too far but I'm really sick and tired of this whole thing. I'm with Austin here.

Your father loves you Faramir.
And he will remember it before the end.

Austin doesn't get way bent out of shape compared to you Getsprung, he knows how to have fun with it. You don't like it too bad. Get use to it. Because I am not leaving, So stop raining on the fun. You can't be miserable all your life.

I joke because if I posted the things I'd like to do to you I would be banned. And this place is my life, so I cant risk it.

Is this how it's going to be? I made one slip up and used his "name", and now this "person" uses it as if she actually knows him. What blasphemy is this.

Can we just get back to epic movie quotes? I seriously got tingles when I read your last LOTR quote.

Its okay, Reginald. She knows my name now, Reginald. Lets just hope she doesnt find out your name is Reginald, Reginald.

Austin is but a figment of my imagination, he doesn't exist, nor will he ever.

You cant escape my
Private eyes
Theyre watching you
They see your every move
Private eyes

fair enough, which is my point there is a difference of joking and having fun and being a total prick. FCP is a community and home or family for some people like you and I. We don't all have like each other but there is no reason to be overtly nasty and mean. I don't have a hate towards anyone unless they really push my buttons the wrong way, and it takes an aweful lot to push them. I am fair, just and open, so if I do offend someone PM me and we can talk it out. As far as I know I don't deserve the nastinesss I am getting from GetSprung. As for you and I Austin, well you said you peace. I am always open to anyone who needs an ear, because that is who I am. But I also have a fun side, and other sides to me as well and that you do not know at all. So how dare you judge anyone on so little information is beyond my reasoning or intelligence.

the jokes just write themselves. ZING.

lmoa

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!