I have 2 kids currently, the wife has been going on and on about having another. I am good with 2. They are perfect, couldn't ask for better kids.

I don't want more for multiple reasons, they are expensive, they take a lot of time, I am afraid of pregnancy complications for my wife again, plus she sucks pregnant.

So what are your thoughts?

How about you have one and give it to me. I will give you about $8K. You have cute kids already so at least we know it won't be ugly, like the risk we run with adoption.

Hell, my future home.

No way, everyone knows black babies are the cutest. Have kers make you one.

in the warriors code, theres no surrender. though his body says stop, he cries, never! deep in our soul a quiet ember knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us on. its a battle of wills and in the heat of attack its the passion that kills. the victory is yours alone. in the burning heart just about to burst, theres a quest for answers an unquenchable thirst.

2 is a good number in these trying financial times.

Beg her.... speak to her sensibly about college expenses and what not... then go get a V without her knowing.

1) Divorce obv

2) take the two kids with you

3) TP / MM

4) Get a stripper GF

5) profit?

Definitely down with 2 and done. 86 days until the first arrives.

that's actually the correct number!

obv agree to her terms in order to keep her happy and not obstruct the flow of vag, then go get a vasectomy during a lunch break.

ooooohhhh... you just made the same joke as hollywood. that's gonna be a negative 5000 points. tough break.

or, tell her you're taking her to Disneyland, and get really vague when you stop the car at the Hysterectomy Clinic.

That's what I get for only skimming his posts.

Any extra credit for use of the phrase 'obstruct the flow of vag'?

/discussion

aaaactually, that's another negative 1000 points for making me think about a woman's menstruation. this has not been your day!

Okay, give me a minute, I'm gonna give this another shot.

obv let me impregnate your wife and foot the child support

Does an aborted foetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde count as a kid?

Have one, working on #2, want many more. Ideally 5-7

They are not as expensive as people make them out to be, unless you lavish them with unneeded shit (99.999% of parents who spoil their children are completely unaware that they're doing so). A large family unit has substantial benefits later in life for people who aren't of the "consumer" breeds. Five or six highly intelligent, highly educated, well connected siblings with good credit ratings can dominate whatever they choose.

So, wait, you're for a master race? Aren't you somehow of the Jewish persuasion?

And sometimes the cost of kids is not tangible.

go get some sleep, crankypants

is it your jar?

Kids are stupid. I asked my friends three year old where Mexico was and he shit his pants and started crying. Fucking retard.

Exact same situation here, and I feel exactly the same way.

We had two and were content but the third one got thru the defensive measures and we're glad she did.

Their ages are similar so having three is not that much more difficult then having two and the fact that we can pass down clothes makes it somewhat less expensive. College will be rough though having to put three thru instead of two (assuming they all go).

Kids are awesome. Three is an ok number, but then someone isn't going to have a brother/sister and the other two will. I was the only boy in a 3 kid family, and if I hadn't had so many friends it would have sucked really bad. It's probably the main reason we went five. I always wanted a brother.

Genuine LOL material there

I have one and stopped at one even though my husband wanted more. I stopped because the writing was already on the wall about our relationship and if I was going to be a single parent one would be more manageable than 2.

I was the eldest of two and I use to wish that I was an only child. Not because I wanted all of the attention or anything like that. It was because I got in trouble for everything I did wrong and for everything she did wrong. It was my responsibility to stop her or something. This is what happens when both of your parents were the youngest.

Anyway, I know of people who had three and were extremely happy. They said the bickering that went on with the first two stopped.


So, my question is... do you have 2 girls, 2 boys or a boy and a girl? I am so glad I had a son but there are times where I wished I had a daughter as well.

I got two, a boy and a girl, and we're likely gonna stay at that number indefinitely. I'm already bummed I won't have the house to myself until I'm 45 at the earliest. I'd hate to push that back even further.

And Kowboy pretty much wins the thread.

I don't plan on wearing condoms once I'm married and since my sperm is Michael Phelps I'm saying anywhere between 10-50.

You cum in under a minute and nobody will remember you in a year?

I'm speaking for my sperm here.

Me? I'm a Kenyan.

This little guy is 8 weeks now and we could stop here and spoil him. The whole world disagrees. Life is good.

Look at the way he's clasping his fists.

You got a white supremacist on your hands.

breathtaking.

Vasectomies and You

Vasectomy + Secret = Secret Vasectomy. Now any questions?

One of each.




Also this wasn't to be a I need to secretly get snipped thread. I just wanted to see what others had to say about having different numbers of kids.

2 is a good number. You can invite your friends over and have the kids fight and wager on the outcome.

I do play catch the Kid, where I randomly will throw a child to someone between 5 - 10 feet away, assuming there is no way they will drop my kid.

Isnt that illegal?

I think only if they drop them. Gives them more incentive to have good hands, doesn't it?

I guess, but I know for certain the Yacht Club would frown on it.

Well its a good thing I no longer associate with those bastards!

I disagree. I've always preferred asian babies. Of course the problem is I'm hungry again a half hour later.

Zero hour, Guapy. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Mines half asian, half whitey.

Mine are 1/4 Mexican 3/4 Awesome!

adopt a ginger baby. No one will expect you to spend much money on a ginger's upbringing, and you won't have any pregnancy complications.

Lol. I almost bought my kids a pair of boxing gloves because of the endless bickering they do. Now Im regretting the possible earning potential this idea had.