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El Guapo
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 10:31 AM) *
look at the shape of the lobe. the amount of surgery required to go from that to that is staggering. besides the sex reassignment surgery, you are looking at a total facial reconstruction. ears, nose, lips, chin. if it is real, that surgeon is fucking Michaelangelo.



QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 10:38 AM) *
Except in that one she still had Captain Winky.




I wont commit to anything unless I can penetrate her. They say you can tell; something about a shallow vaginal cavity.



I think you are confusing Nip Tuck with real life.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:18 PM) *
I think you are confusing Nip Tuck with real life.


nip/tuck is real life. beauty is a curse on the world.

NoSup4U
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 8:26 AM) *
I'm just sayin:



Kurt wins this thread imo.

Also, WFT and FTW, you just blew my mind.

Also Also, I think I need to go shower or something. How can that chick be a dude??? zomg.

Mark
IQCrash
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 6:56 AM) *
so basically all this thread does is prove that I will never go to california since apparently if I did I'd probably end up fucking a dude.



QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 10:21 AM) *
I mean really? this is the same person? I feel like I'm taking crazy/gay pills. what kind of guy makes that hot of a chick? ridiculous. completely ridiculous. can you believe these characters? way out of line. way out of line.


Sal Paradise
RIDICULOUS.
brvheart
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 12:22 PM) *
if fuking the girl in my sig is gay, I don't want to be straight.


IT'S NOT A GIRL!
brvheart
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 12:31 PM) *
look at the shape of the lobe. the amount of surgery required to go from that to that is staggering. besides the sex reassignment surgery, you are looking at a total facial reconstruction. ears, nose, lips, chin. if it is real, that surgeon is fucking Michaelangelo.



exactly. I don't buy it. Just because IQ said so... we all believe it? I want a link.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:11 PM) *
IT'S NOT A GIRL!



She's also not an it. she's a person, not a thing, and if she wants to call herself a girl, then that's what I'll call her. And if she wants to look like that, I'll let her blow me. And by let I mean would be willing to pay.
brvheart
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:14 PM) *
She's also not an it. she's a person, not a thing, and if she wants to call herself a girl, then that's what I'll call her. And if she wants to look like that, I'll let her blow me. And by let I mean would be willing to pay.



I'm glad you caught that.


Also, you're gay.
IQCrash
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 10:31 AM) *
look at the shape of the lobe. the amount of surgery required to go from that to that is staggering. besides the sex reassignment surgery, you are looking at a total facial reconstruction. ears, nose, lips, chin. if it is real, that surgeon is fucking Michaelangelo.



QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:14 PM) *
exactly. I don't buy it. Just because IQ said so... we all believe it? I want a link.


Make no mistake, boys. Because all your worlds have been turned upside down after this thread.

But there's no denying this chick... is a dude:

BigDMcGee
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:16 PM) *
I'm glad you caught that.


Also, you're gay.



I think you're gay if you don't find her attractive. That's pretty much my ideal looking girl right there, elfish and hot. I think your denial of the plain truth, that she's smoking hot, speaks volumes.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:17 PM) *
Make no mistake, boys. Because all your worlds have been turned upside down after this thread.

But there's no denying this chick... is a dude:




Oh, there's definite five o'clock goatee shadow right there.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:19 PM) *
Oh, there's definite five o'clock goatee shadow right there.


I would contend that isnt the same person as the girl in your sig.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:21 PM) *
I would contend that isnt the same person as the girl in your sig.



what are the lengths that your homophobia will go to deny the truth, austin?
Sal Paradise
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:23 PM) *
what are the lengths that your homophobia will go to deny the truth, austin?

yeah they're the same person. damn it. but that picture at the top of this page/in bigd's sig, is at an excellent angle or something, cause that's one hot dude. the last pic, pretty definitely a dude.
Suited_Up
What they did with the brow line is nothing short of a miracle.


I still just see Tiffany Michelle in every single picture though.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:23 PM) *
what are the lengths that your homophobia will go to deny the truth, austin?


such lengths are immeasurable.
brvheart
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:17 PM) *
Make no mistake, boys. Because all your worlds have been turned upside down after this thread.

But there's no denying this chick... is a dude:



That's not the same chick. Look at the jaw line!

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:18 PM) *
I think you're gay if you don't find her attractive. That's pretty much my ideal looking girl right there, elfish and hot. I think your denial of the plain truth, that she's smoking hot, speaks volumes.


Please point me to the post I made, where I made any claims to the attractiveness of 'It'. Also, looking at the picture that is quoted in this post, I would definitely not find 'attractive'.


QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:21 PM) *
I would contend that isnt the same person as the girl in your sig.


As would I, unless the picture in BigD's sig is digitally altered in some way.

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:23 PM) *
what are the lengths that your homophobia will go to deny the truth, austin?


I think this question should be turned around and made you answer it. What lengths will you go to dodge the claim that you are gay, when you are unquestionably fine with a dude that looks like a girl sucking on your penis?
Suited_Up
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:27 PM) *
That's not the same chick. Look at the jaw line!


Look at the earrings. Same earrings, but in one, they have a hoop through them.

Also... it could've been between surgeries.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:26 PM) *
What they did with the brow line is nothing short of a miracle.


I still just see Tiffany Michelle in every single picture though.



From a strictly plastic surgery point of view, it really is a masterful job. I wonder how much all that work put her back. Most trannies's plastic surgery look comically bad.
Painter567
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:29 PM) *
From a strictly plastic surgery point of view, it really is a masterful job. I wonder how much all that work put her back. Most trannies's plastic surgery look comically bad.

Agreed and I agree she is hot. I am comfortable enough to say that. It may be a good angle but who cares. It's def the same person as in the close up pic.

Had to cost a fortune and the Dr. is an artist.
Sal Paradise
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:26 PM) *
such lengths are immeasurable.

just admit that you want that girl/guy's penis ALL UP IN YO MOUTH.

QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:27 PM) *
I think this question should be turned around and made you answer it. What lengths will you go to dodge the claim that you are gay, when you are unquestionably fine with a dude that looks like a girl sucking on your penis?

well to be fair, he's mentioned pretty frequently that he'd like to have sex with rafael nadal. of course, to be even more fair, rafeal nadal looks more feminine than half the girls I've had sex with.
SuitedAces21
Nope. Not possible. Camera Angle cant hide that.
brvheart
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 12:21 PM) *
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No one on Earth would deny that this person is pretty.
goldie79
Einhorn is Finkle?
brvheart
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:33 PM) *
well to be fair, he's mentioned pretty frequently that he'd like to have sex with rafael nadal. of course, to be even more fair, rafeal nadal looks more feminine than half the girls I've had sex with.



I'm fine with BigD's lust for penis. I just want him to admit it.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:21 PM) *
I would contend that isnt the same person as the girl in your sig.


QUOTE
what are the lengths that your homophobia will go to deny the truth, austin?



Not as far as Brvhearts, apparently.

QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:27 PM) *
I think this question should be turned around and made you answer it. What lengths will you go to dodge the claim that you are gay, when you are unquestionably fine with a dude that looks like a girl sucking on your penis?


No, you see, I don't care at all if you think I'm gay for being attracted to her, I know what I'm sexually attracted to, and it's women, and that woman is hot. I don't care if she's pre or post op, she's still hot, and I don't need to put on a bunch of bluster and wall up a bunch of denial to admit that. Gay's are attracted to men, the last time I checked, and most gays are not attracted to shemales, because, you know.. they look and act like women. If gays were attracted to men that looked like that, they'd be straight.


I don't want to have a child with that woman, I just want her to suck my ****, and what is under the hood has no relevance to that.

JubilantLankyLad
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:27 PM) *
I think this question should be turned around and made you answer it. What lengths will you go to dodge the claim that you are gay, when you are unquestionably fine with a dude that looks like a girl sucking on your penis?

is there a difference to you if the person sucking you off looks like a man or a chick? like, how would you feel about kathy liebert sucking you off. make you gay?
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:33 PM) *
well to be fair, he's mentioned pretty frequently that he'd like to have sex with rafael nadal. of course, to be even more fair, rafeal nadal looks more feminine than half the girls I've had sex with.



Well, if wanting to **** Rafael Nadal is gay, I don't want to be straight.
brvheart
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:36 PM) *
Not as far as Brvhearts, apparently.


This is not true. I have many gay friends. Actually that's not quite true. I knew one gay person on time... but I was ok being in the same room with her.

QUOTE
No, you see, I don't care at all if you think I'm gay for being attracted to her, I know what I'm sexually attracted to, and it's women, and that woman is hot. I don't care if she's pre or post op, she's still hot, and I don't need to put on a bunch of bluster and wall up a bunch of denial to admit that. Gay's are attracted to men, the last time I checked, and most gays are not attracted to shemales, because, you know.. they look and act like women. If gays were attracted to men that looked like that, they'd be straight.


I don't want to have a child with that woman, I just want her to suck my ****, and what is under the hood has no relevance to that.



I respectfully disagree.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:40 PM) *
is there a difference to you if the person sucking you off looks like a man or a chick? like, how would you feel about kathy liebert sucking you off. make you gay?



LOL exactly my point. I'd rather have my dick sucked by a genetic guy who looks like a girl, then a genetic girl that looks like a guy.


Unless she looked like Rafael Nadal.
brvheart
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:40 PM) *
is there a difference to you if the person sucking you off looks like a man or a chick? like, how would you feel about kathy liebert sucking you off. make you gay?



If I was lucky enough to be married to Kathy Leibert, then I would happily accept her advances.
HollywoodAFD
"It's" not even that hot.

7 on a 10 scale at most.
SuitedAces21
For some reason I feel like watching 'Transformers'.
brvheart
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:42 PM) *
LOL exactly my point. I'd rather have my dick sucked by a genetic guy who looks like a girl, then a genetic girl that looks like a guy.


Unless she looked like Rafael Nadal.



... and I would choose neither. Thank goodness we live in AMERICA! (..and America Jr... for all you Canadians)
JubilantLankyLad
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:42 PM) *
If I was lucky enough to be married to Kathy Leibert, then I would happily accept her advances.


i just don't think i can ever take anything you say seriously ever again
brvheart
QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:43 PM) *
"It's" not even that hot.

7 on a 10 scale at most.



I would contend that 7 out of 10 IS pretty dang hot. I would put the picture in BigD's sig as a solid 7, maybe even inching (no pun intended) toward 7.5


I would rate the picture in the car at a 1 or maybe 0, probably 0.
IQCrash
You guys ready for the next one, or are we still debating the merits of the first one?

BigDMcGee
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:45 PM) *
I would contend that 7 out of 10 IS pretty dang hot. I would put the picture in BigD's sig as a solid 7, maybe even inching (no pun intended) toward 7.5


7.5 inches? After the hormone therapy? Doubtful.
brvheart
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:43 PM) *
i just don't think i can ever take anything you say seriously ever again


Can I change my answer?
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:46 PM) *
You guys ready for the next one, or are we still debating the merits of the first one?



is that the second one or a new one. I didn't think the second one was in the ball park of hot that the brunette is. If that pic is the second one, she is much hotter than she looked in the first set of pictures.
dolfan
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 11:38 AM) *
Except in that one she still had Captain Winky.


Mac: I'm just putting my time in so after the surgery...I can...
Dennis: Gross, dude.
Mac:...be the first..
Dennis: Gross.
brvheart
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:46 PM) *
You guys ready for the next one, or are we still debating the merits of the first one?



You haven't provided the link to the first girl yet.
Dawson Leery
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:46 PM) *
You guys ready for the next one, or are we still debating the merits of the first one?



More hat over the face please and thanks

QUOTE (dolfan @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 2:48 PM) *
Mac: I'm just putting my time in so after the surgery...I can...
Dennis: Gross, dude.
Mac:...be the first..
Dennis: Gross.


Also, what episode is that from?
SuitedAces21
Brvhrt and I are obviously the only ones still in touch with sexual reality. Cause that is a woman, born and bred, periods and pms, milk and honey. I will never believe otherwise. Even if that man from the other photo was in my room and showed me his surgery photos told me the pic in BigDs sig was him, I'd still think it was a setup perpretated by IQ to make me question my sexuality. Well guess what, buddy, Im into chicks. End of story. Good day to you all.
runthemover
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:48 PM) *
You haven't provided the link to the first girl yet.


that's the exact thing everyone's trying NOT to think about
El Guapo
I literally have no idea what is going on in here anymore.

What I can surmise:

- IQ Crash knows lots of transgenders
- BigD would happily except a BJfrom a hot dude
- Brvheart is disgusted by this notion
- Sal doesn't want to accept a BJ from a hot dude, but is disgusted by the notion that he is attracted to one and would probably accept previously referenced BJ
- SA21 seeing a hot dude wants to watch movies that star Shia LeBouf

Have I missed anything?
runthemover
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:50 PM) *
Have I missed anything?


runthemover somewhat cleverly turned brvheart's post into a penis joke
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:50 PM) *
Brvhrt and I are obviously the only ones still in touch with sexual reality. Cause that is a woman, born and bred, periods and pms, milk and honey. I will never believe otherwise. Even if that man from the other photo was in my room and showed me his surgery photos told me the pic in BigDs sig was him, I'd still think it was a setup perpretated by IQ to make me question my sexuality. Well guess what, buddy, Im into chicks. End of story. Good day to you all.



She has a penis. You got hard looking at her. Face facts.
brvheart
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:46 PM) *
7.5 inches? After the hormone therapy? Doubtful.



What would you legitimately rate the guy in your sig... in the picture in your sig. The gross pic in the car doesn't count for this test. I think that in the picture in your sig he would easily hit a 7 on a scale of 1-10. You said that it was your perfect girl... does that mean that the pic in your sig is a 10 and that there would be almost no feasible way to locate a prettier female?
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