Well.....you know what they say about tranny's and black people.....

they are unemployable?

I haven't read this whole thread, mainly because it's NSFW&W, so if this has been posted, I apologize:

http://trantasiathemovie.blogspot.com/

this may be out of place and way off. But, I think the huge infatuation with tranny's around here is all linked to DN in some indirect/direct way. amirite?

No.

you're sig's tranny > real world tranny

That's a big bitch.

No question. And it's not even close. The one on the Real World from what I've seen is horrendous.

The Sexual Partners thread reminded me of something I should probably admit in here:

I've never had sex with a tranny.

I know, I know - but it wasn't for a lack of trying. I'd gotten two blow jobs from em, but when it came down to sex, I couldn't pull the trigger... Here's how it went down.

Everything was hunky dory. I was still confused by it, but comfortable enough in my own skin that it didn't bug me that I had this weird attraction.

So I thought why not, let's try it.

I met this really gorgeous latina TS at a bar I used to frequent. She was a solid 8. Short, great curves, B cup. Sandy blonde hair.

So we left the bar together, picked up some blow, and got ourselves a hotel room.

After we hoovered up the coke, she stood up and walked around the bed and came over to my side and leaned over me, putting her hand on my chest.

I gulped a little.

She reached down and grabbed my Hector.

I was ready. This was it. I was gonna do it.

I was instantly hard.

Unfortunately, so was she.

I couldn't help myself - I glanced down at her jeans and there it was. Staring at me. Judging me.

The bulge.

I reeled back and pulled away. This was too weird.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"I can't do this," I said.

"Oh," she'd heard it before. "It's okay. Do you want to sit on the bed and jerk off together?"

Jesus Christ, she was serious. And I'm dead serious. That was her suggestion.

"No, that's okay" I twinged.

I took her home and she gave me her number, said to call her anytime - she was very understanding. So understanding that I actually did end up calling her back the next day - just to hang out and talk.

I needed to understand what the hell was wrong with me.

She told me most guys who'd never been with a tranny before wanted to blow her. That brought up a little vomit.

I've told this part before - but it was at that point that I finally understood the fascination.

It was because I really didn't like women at the time - and even though I physically craved the female form, I wanted to distance myself as far away as I could from the female psyche.

And there you have it.

The story of how, when it came right down to it, I couldn't poke a tranny - but finally got in touch with my misogyny.

How do you still get hard after so much blow? Ive had many dates end on a soft note because of this back in the day, do you pop a Viagara?

Also in the tranny ads here in Toronto most of them say 8.5 ff WTF does FF stand for they all have it.

fully functional. not that i'd know.

That's a beautiful story, I have to say..

It's really weird that you knew that.

Did you google it or something?

And he's right, of course. It means fully functional - as in their penis gets hard. Which also means they're not on any hormones. Meh.

The trick is to get to the sex before you get the coke dick.

There's a period of about 1 to 3 hours from when you start doing lines where you can instantly become hard and fuck for hours - you just need to make sure you get the sexing in before like the 4 hour mark when it becomes impossible to get an erection.

LMFAO

Dam where was this info 10 years ago. As for the fully functional I can see we they post it most tranny's customers are straight men that want to get packed by a tranny.

no, i, ummm, just, errrr, got lucky. pun intended?

That's an interesting self diagnosis.

Freudian slip?

Somebody needs to up the hormone therapy....

LOL

should I put you down as undecided?

Sure

-IQCrash

Is that Liv Tyler's asian sister brother

Nah, we've been watching this and it is 100% not the same person. It is interesting to watch people date her apparently not knowing.

Yeah, I know that now. The readl world has sucked for years, but for some stupid reason I still watch it.

i havent watched since san diego.

Thanks for your real world watching update.

T-Girl article on second page of sundays Toronoto Sun

I have posted pics of her in this thread, I know who the athletes are and one of the TV personality's he's in the sports biz can't say his name because I know at least 2 guys on here that know him personally.

Also this Goodhandy's club in Toronto is something out of Eyes Wide Shut with more of a gay twist to it. Going to that club under the influence of any type of hallucegenics will effect you for life, almost the same effect as seeing your mom blowing your dad off as a kid.

I think IQcrash is the only one that can survive 3 hours in this place.



Funny who you run into in the ladies room of a sex club. At least, I think it's the ladies room. You never know at Goodhandy's, the pansexual playground at Richmond and Church. I'm catching up with Nina Arsenault. Canada's top transsexual, or she-male as they say in the porn biz. She's here to host an AIDS fundraiser, looking fetching, I must say, in an artfully raggedy dress torn up to here.
So what's new, Nina? Aside from most of your body parts. "I'm writing my memoirs," she tells me. "The Silicone Diaries." Memoirs at age 34? Well, if Miley Cyrus can do it at 16 .... "I needed to make sense of where I am in my life," says Nina. Tall order. Tall? She's well over six-feet in those Michael Kors heels. We're in Goodhandy's bathroom, back of the cloakroom, because it's the only place I can hear her. In the din outside, a potpourri of sexual preferences crowds the stage. Glamour Puss, a troupe of gals, real gals, zigzags in tassels, heels and fans. The night's lineup runs from drag queens to pop star Suzie McNeil. Tarot readers and go-go girls peer from dark corners. Lovers grind and grope. A pounding version of Peggy Lee's You Give Me Fever reaches even to the john. Last I saw Ms Arsenault she was waltzing across Yonge St. to whistles from unsuspecting construction workers. That was 2003 and she'd had 39 cosmetic surgeries. Long buried under five pounds of silicone was a little boy named Rodney playing with Barbie dolls in a trailer park in Beamsville. Turns out you can never have enough plastic. Nina's nip 'n' tuck tally is up to 60. Nose, lips, chin, cheeks, forehead, jaw, eyebrows, hairline, breasts, ribs, hips, rear, ears...

...and, since you asked, testicles, though she still has a penis. But her last cut was the deepest. It made her bosom even bigger -- 36D -- but then it went bad. She lost her left breast for six months, before repairs could be made. "Lowest point of my life," she says, grimly. That's when she decided to write the book. There is no shortage of material. The first chapter will tell the true story of her encounter with flirty rocker Tommy Lee at the Ultra Supper Club on Queen St. So, what's the real juice? "You'll have to read the book." I do know she was more than Tommy Lee bargained for.
And it goes from there. Her adventures as call-girl, stripper, actor, lover and ... most scandalous of all, columnist. She wrote for Fab.

I've had sex," she once said, "with two professional athletes, a movie star, two TV personalities, the CEOs of two Fortune 500 companies, four guys working for the mob, a string of strippers, many male models, a bunch of body builders, loads of night-clubbing suburban guys and a few crackheads -- all of them straight." Her boyfriend of two years owns a construction company.

You happy, Nina?
"I think I've made myself as beautiful as I can be."
Meditation, therapy and Buddhism fill the gaps, she says. "I'm provocative to a lot of people. Some think I'm incredibly strong and a champion of being who you want to be. "And some people think I'm an abomination."
Not in this club, though. "You not staying for the spanking booth?" someone asks. "Five bucks for AIDS and get slapped silly."

No thanks.

I gave at the office.

Looks like our favorite tranny got some new pictures done (and some new surgery?)...









I know I said earlier that I couldn't have sex with one, but I think for her I would have to make an exception.

That's one good looking girl.

But as always, just to keep it real, a Before:

How do you know this girl, out of curiosity? Fabulous new pics..

Brother, if I knew this girl in person every single story I ever told or blogged about was how I was being repeatedly rejected by a transsexual out of my league.

LMAO

Not possible trannys are guys they will **** anything half decent. All you need is one good quality and she will overlook the defective ones.

Like a chick with no tits ugly face but a great ass. Most guys would say I would still fck that because she has a great ass.

Aren't gay guys like a billion times more vain, though?

I would imagine they think a lot more like a gay guy than a straight guy, wouldn't they?

She's still out of my league, though. Rawr.

So I have an ethical question regarding transwhatevers. I was watching real world and the one on there went out on a date with a guy, who she did not tell. Don't they have a responsibility to inform the other party. I am guessing the omission can cause so big traumatic problems down the road. It can really mess with a guys psyche and I am guessing this is how a lot of transwhatevers get beat up.

They might be more vain, but they also **** like rabbits.

Being smack dab in the middle of the gay community for 10 years now gay guys are not that vain. Also some trannys that believe they are girls will go to straight clubs armed with a tampon later that night when looking to have sexy time she will show the tampon and say how about a blow job instead. I know plenty of t-girls that do this.

oh god.

what if the guy wont take a tampon for a no? what then, huh?

You felt it too, eh?

The thumping heart of forum-goers wide-eyed in terror as they recount the half a dozen or so times a woman has used the tampon excuse but given them head.

FYP

*shrugs* so it goes.

not so much "thumping heart wide-eyed in terror" and "pensive look and scratching something off the list"

German pop singer Tim Kim Petras, age 16
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/...-change-op.html

New game: Who was born a man?

So I was sitting in an airplane the other waiting to fly from San Jose to Denver and these two "women" sit behind me. The plane is basically empty, so they had a whole row to themsleves, as did I. They were still drunk from last night. These were bigger women, one was austrailian. They weren't bad looking, as a matter of fact one had really nice tits. But something wasn't right about them. They had a deep voice and just had a bigger build to them, not like any normal woman. I was eavesdropping on their conversation and they were talking about how hungover they felt and how great last night was. They started talking about some of the guys they talked to last night. One mentioned how a guy tried to get into bed with her and the other laughed and said "Boy was he in for a surprise!". So either she was really great in bed, or there was a penis hiding under those sweatpants. I'm not sure how trannies operate, whether they are straight forward with the person that they have a penis or not. But nevertheless, something wasn't right about these women. Their tits were too perfect and their voice had too many manly qualities.

I've never met a tranny, so obviously I don't know what to look for. But from what I've read on here they fit the criteria. Either way, I was sitting next to two hot girls, 1 of which was Austrailan, or I was sitting next to two trannies, none of which I've experienced before.