QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 1:25 AM) 
Hello boys - remember me?
hi
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Hello boys - remember me?
hi
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 1:25 AM)
Hello boys - remember me?
s/he is extremely self aware and knows exactly what angles emphasize her strong points (eyes and lips) while minimizing her weak points (jawline and nose)
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Saturday, November 29th, 2008, 10:43 PM)
s/he is extremely self aware and knows exactly what angles emphasize her strong points (eyes and lips) while minimizing her weak points (jawline,penis and nose)
fyp
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 1:43 AM)
s/he is extremely self aware and knows exactly what angles emphasize her strong points (eyes and lips) while minimizing her weak points (jawline and nose)
cmon....id fuck it..and i KNOW you would too!
Am I the only one who gets turned on when a girl says, "Don't cum inside me."
I feel like it's some weird kink I picked up along the way somewhere, but it totally gets me going if a chick says that during sex.
Yeah. I don't get it either, but there it is.
I feel like it's some weird kink I picked up along the way somewhere, but it totally gets me going if a chick says that during sex.
Yeah. I don't get it either, but there it is.
Am I the only one who gets turned off when a girl says, "Don't come inside me."?
Maybe it's because I know I'm going to do it anyway that makes it all the more satisfying?
Dunno. Putting it out there.
Dunno. Putting it out there.
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Saturday, November 29th, 2008, 11:41 PM)
Impressive.
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 2:41 AM)
This is awesome.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 1:25 AM)
Hello boys - remember me?
If I still had the game to book hotties, I'd be really upset about this whole thing.
If I've learned nothing else from Tucker Max, I've learned to be extremely wary of girls who claim they're unable to self-lubricate and carry their own little bottles of KY "just in case".
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 2:45 AM)
cmon....id fuck it..and i KNOW you would too!
Never said I wouldn't, sir.
What if he said don't cum inside me, Turn on ??
I actually get more arroused if I get the green light to splooge on her/his face !
I actually get more arroused if I get the green light to splooge on her/his face !
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Saturday, November 29th, 2008, 11:41 PM)
ROWR
Awesome.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 12:06 AM)
Am I the only one who gets turned on when a girl says, "Don't cum inside me."
Well, I guess it depends on how she says it.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 12:11 AM)
Maybe it's because I know I'm going to do it anyway that makes it all the more satisfying?
Dunno. Pulling it out there.
Dunno. Pulling it out there.
fyp
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 9:44 AM)
Awesome.
Well, I guess it depends on how he says it.
Well, I guess it depends on how he says it.
fyp
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Friday, November 28th, 2008, 9:22 AM)
Everything seemed to be going great until the unthinkable happened... I was holding her legs in the air as we were going at it in the buttock, missionary style - when all of a sudden, mid-stroke, as I peered down to watch how awesomely I was drilling into this girl's ass - a turd shot out of her butt, slid across the side of my cock, and landed on the bed sheet between us.
Before I could even react and pull away in horror, a second bullet was fired. Now there were two turds staring up at me.
Before I could even react and pull away in horror, a second bullet was fired. Now there were two turds staring up at me.
how small is your cock?
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 4:41 PM)
I very many gay friends.
I thought that "crying.." video guy was gay...
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 11:57 AM)
how small is your cock?
So. You read an entire story about how some girl took a shit on me, and the only thing you could think of was the size of my penis?
SHE SHIT ON ME.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 3:54 PM)
So. You read an entire story about how some girl took a shit on me, and the only thing you could think of was the size of my penis?
SHE SHIT ON ME.
SHE SHIT ON ME.
Big D pays good money for that.
Pop quiz, hotshot. You can clearly see cock and balls on this girl.
What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?
What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 9:58 PM)
Pop quiz, hotshot. You can clearly see cock and balls on this girl.
What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?
What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?
We just discussed her in the PornStar thread recently.
QUOTE (specbrad @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 7:02 PM)
We just discussed her in the PornStar thread recently.
Damn. I need to keep up with that thread.
Edit: Found it. Good, this picture is unique. And you can see a little dick in mine. Hawt.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 3:54 PM)
So. You read an entire story about how some girl took a shit on me, and the only thing you could think of was the size of my penis?
SHE SHIT ON ME.
SHE SHIT ON ME.
Just seams to me that if you have a dick of any size it would be near impossible to squeeze a turd out past it.
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 8:32 PM)
Just seems to me that if you have a dick of any size it would be near impossible to squeeze a turd out past it.
While I make no claim to having a penis of any remarkable measure, I assure you the anal sphincter can expand and contract in ways that would blow your mind, sir.
If you'd like to experiment with a constipated partner (male or female) and report back to us, I'm sure the thread would be delighted to hear about your findings.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 8:49 PM)
While I make no claim to having a penis of any remarkable measure, I assure you the anal sphincter can expand and contract in ways that would blow your mind, sir.
If you'd like to experiment with a constipated partner (male or female) and report back to us, I'm sure the thread would be delighted to hear about your findings.
If you'd like to experiment with a constipated partner (male or female) and report back to us, I'm sure the thread would be delighted to hear about your findings.
I can back this up. Not to make it even weirder around here, but I've seen small dogs shit around some seriously large enemas that you'd assume would plug up the works while inserted even more than...you know.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 8:55 PM)
Not to make it even weirder around here, but I've seen small dogs shit around some seriously large enemas that you'd assume would plug up the works while inserted even more than...you know.
Jesus, now I've got to know.
Where does one need to be hanging out where you just happen to come across a small dog shitting around an enema?
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 8:58 PM)
Jesus, now I've got to know.
Where does one need to be hanging out where you just happen to come across a small dog shitting around an enema?
Where does one need to be hanging out where you just happen to come across a small dog shitting around an enema?
Jumbo's Clown Room
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 2:34 AM)
Impressive.
QUOTE (specbrad @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 6:33 AM)
This is awesome.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 9:44 AM)
Awesome.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Program Alert: Shemale episode on the original 90210 airing today on Soap Network. It's a 2-parter.
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 1:59 PM)
Big D pays good money for that.
Not for that particular fetish. I find scat profoundly disgusting, I could only watch like 3 seconds of 2 girls 1 cup before I had to shut it off.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, November 30th, 2008, 11:58 PM)
Jesus, now I've got to know.
Where does one need to be hanging out where you just happen to come across a small dog shitting around an enema?
Where does one need to be hanging out where you just happen to come across a small dog shitting around an enema?
our buddy speedz is a vet in training.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Thursday, November 27th, 2008, 12:43 AM)
Is the girl on the right from that LA Ink show? The one with the annoying broad who runs the shop?
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 2:05 PM)
Is the girl on the right from that LA Ink show? The one with the annoying broad who runs the shop?
nah, Kat Von D has way more ink, like on her face and all over her neck and sht.
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:28 PM)
nah, Kat Von D has way more ink, like on her face and all over her neck and sht.
No..her assistant.
Google Results:
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 2:35 PM)
No..her assistant.
Google Results:
Google Results:
hmmmmmm could be....
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 1:05 PM)
Is the girl on the right from that LA Ink show? The one with the annoying broad who runs the shop?
Yes, had to shake things up and show these guys actual girls before I dropped the bomb on them and shattered their dreams:
here's another angle of that pixie chick, and you can see that's clearly the same tatto as in IQ's pick.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:39 PM)
Yes, had to shake things up and show these guys actual girls before I dropped the bomb on them and shattered their dreams:
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:41 PM)
here's another angle of that pixie chick, and you can see that's clearly the same tatto as in IQ's pick.
Trivia: Which picture actually shows full blooded pit bull(s)?
Sidenote: Pixie is hot.
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 2:49 PM)
Sidenote: Pixie is hot.
Smoking hot. I love me a hot girl with tattoos. Not a chunky girl that had the choice between going lesbian or goth, but a bonafide hot girl with ink.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 2:52 PM)
Smoking hot. I love me a hot girl with tattoos. Not a chunky girl that had the choice between going lesbian or goth, but a bonafide hot girl with ink.
I really hate those stupid ****ing gaping holes in her ears though. But, I'd manage to overcome for her. Somehow.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:52 PM)
Smoking hot. I love me a hot girl with tattoos. Not a chunky girl that had the choice between going lesbian or goth, but a bonafide hot girl with ink.
I completely agree. For one thing, it's just about the truest superficial tell of masochism out there.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 4:39 PM)
Yes, had to shake things up and show these guys actual girls before I dropped the bomb on them and shattered their dreams:
Tell me that one on the right is not....Andrew Knowlton.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:39 PM)
Yes, had to shake things up and show these guys actual girls before I dropped the bomb on them and shattered their dreams:
the one second from the left is a bad tranny sterotype come to life. This pic is proof that it's damn fcking hard to find a hot tranny, and the truly beautiful and passible tranny is damn close to being a mythical being.
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 5:39 PM)
Yes, had to shake things up and show these guys actual girls before I dropped the bomb on them and shattered their dreams:
Four of them are trying, but what the fuck is up with Divine? Clown makeup is supposed to be attractive?
nevermind
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:05 PM)
fyp
yeah, left.. fixing my post....
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 1st, 2008, 3:03 PM)
the one second from the right is a bad tranny sterotype come to life. This pic is proof that it's damn fcking hard to find a hot tranny, and the truly beautiful and passible tranny is damn close to being a mythical being.
In my (limited) experience, I've come to find that it's only the bad ones you find in the sex industry and gay communities.
Even Kimber James who is quite fuckable is going to spring at least some alarms that there's something different with this girl.
The ones who make a solid transition seem to slip quietly into a straight lifestyle and are no longer part of either scene.
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