chrozzo is officially confused

you sure you don't want the training program to get behind you? maybe just sometimes, after a few drinks?



who's going to start the Tranny Of The Day (why not?) thread?

Isn't this sorta it?

Except discreet. Like a cock on a hot woman.

Does this clear things up?

no

This is it
Its time for u to go to the wire
U will hit
Cuz u got the burnin desire
Its your time
U got the horn so why dont u blow it
U are fine
Ure filthy cute and baby u know it

Cream
Get on top
Cream
U will cop
Cream
Dont u stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

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hi

I knew the picture of Divine would put you over the top.

I love the internet so much.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20081124182417AAwZF1h

I still have tears in my eyes after reading some of the responses.

Pure win right there.

What does this have to do with trannys you ask? THINK ABOUT IT.

have a Guiness and relax

Hi,



The new website is now LIVE!



regards,

Holy crap... this is incredibly well done. A la only beans or JJJ did this. Also, the avatar is amazing.

I'm thinking about it, and I'm still confused. Do trannies lack sphincter control, due to the massive amount of ass fcking they take, and will shit on you while you sleep? if not that, I'm stumped.

All I know is that EHOWA is one of my favorite sites too.

I'm going to hell.

I hope you're all happy.

LOLz!



Oh man, this is funnier than anything in that dog thread!

Go on...

hey if wanting to fuck underage girls makes me gay, I don't want to be straight!



and beans really needs some sort of tangible recognition as being the greatest poster on any forum on the internet, cause he is.



also, if the tranny's underage, don't they cancel each other out?

1. Yes

2. AINEC

3. fingers crossed hoping so......

GOAT thread. I'll be back I need play the game

I heard the founder of PPVT is really straight but denies it. Such a joke.

yeah he married some asian guy just to try to cover it up. pretty funny actually.

Any straight guy would let one of those 'girls' blow him at the bar if they came on to him. And don't tell me you'd do the Crocodile Dundee crotch grab to check them out.

Seriously. Not gay.

Just read the whole thread..................................I need a napkin.

Happy napkin or sad napkin?

The way I cum, it would be both.

I don't know what to think anymore. Seriously. It reminds me of this story from Tucker Max.

Tucker Max's Most Disturbing Story

I'm still in denial about the one on the left.

IQ, I'm going home to San Diego at Christmas time, can you hook me up with one of these? Jacklyn preferably.

QFT

Just not enough trannys here in the midwest, eh?

This thread is just a winner, plain and simple.

My left or your left?

See if I wanted to become a tranny, I'd become one, but then become a lesbian. Have you seen some of the lesbians out there? And then during sex I'd just shut the lights off and say I got a dildo.

Well of course. Not going to become a tranny to get dick. That would be gay.

One on the left freaks me out, no thanks...

there is a great episode of Kenny vs Spenny that is perfectly suited for this thread.

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DABgm5wdz_M...DED&index=3
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEP24SypUQ4...feature=related
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbvTBu0ucbg...feature=related

total run time: 21 minutes

unless it was hot tranny dick, obv.

I figure there's no better place for some of these stories than here, so here goes. Warning, graphic content.


The Sphincter Chronicles, Episode 1: The Chick who Shit on my Dick.


It goes without saying that I love me some anal sex. I wouldn't quite rate it above vaginal intercourse, but it's hella close.

However, there were a couple years in my life in which I went radio silent on the anus. Here's why.

I was 19 years old and dating a girl that was far more into me than any girl had ever been before her. She paid for everything. Absolutely everything.

Dates. Shoes. New computer. Trip to Vegas. The works.

She was my sugar momma.

She was also very submissive. I got to do things with and to her that set the tone for all future relationships from her forward. This was one dirty girl.

Anyway, we're about three months into the relationship and we've booked a hotel room for the weekend for a non-stop sexual romp. A dickathlon, if you will. (Props to Speedz)

Everything seemed to be going great until the unthinkable happened... I was holding her legs in the air as we were going at it in the buttock, missionary style - when all of a sudden, mid-stroke, as I peered down to watch how awesomely I was drilling into this girl's ass - a turd shot out of her butt, slid across the side of my cock, and landed on the bed sheet between us.

Before I could even react and pull away in horror, a second bullet was fired. Now there were two turds staring up at me.

I instinctively reached down to protect my dick as she gasped and ran into the bathroom, as I knelt there, paralyzed with fear.

As I finally built up the courage look down, my worst fears were realized. I was kneeling there with my cock in my hand, and both were covered in shit.

She eventually came out of the bathroom and handed me a wet towel and said, "I'm so sorry."

We left the hotel room early that weekend, and didn't really speak of the incident again until about a month later when she brought it up. Ironically, we were once again at a hotel room for the weekend.

"Do you think we can try anal again?"

"Probably not."

"I brought douche..."

"No. Maybe later."

And that was it. We broke up a couple months later, and it wasn't until two years later that I finally had the nerve to try anal sex again.

It's been gravy ever since, but that one incident sure left a scar.

The End.


Future episodes of The Sphincter Chronicles to include:

The Impenetrable Anus
A Hairy Situation
Therapeutic Rape

I'm surprised that kind of trauma didn't lead to a skat fetish.

Helllllloooooo.

How you know it didn't? He did mention something about gravy, after all...

How did you not knock this one out of the park?

A dickathlon.

FUCK!

I'm looking forward to volume 4.

Hello boys - remember me?

Gorgeous.