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SuitedAces21
QUOTE (Fphillips @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 4:21 PM) *
I love this fucking thread. I want more of it.....

Once apon a time I actually did this on weekends to earn extra money.
When i was in my early twentys I made one hell of a good looking girl when i was made up and didn't know it untill my girlfriend at the time had some kind of make-up party Mary Kay I think, and she wanted me to be the one who got make-up put on them so the others could see how it looked. half way through the night all the girls were saying how pretty i looked and how I made a good looking woman and honestly I did look good......
So to make a long story short there was a joint down town that did drag shows on saturday nights and I started dancing in them. Why not? It paid 50 bucks a night and all you had to do was come out on stage shake your ass twice in a night and there you go. Believe it or not my girlfriends friends said it turned them on.....we actually had a group thing once but thats a different story all together.
It really was fun to do allthough I couldn't or wouldn't do it now days, it was a good experience.
You wouldn't believe how many guys hit on me even knowing that I was a guy a straight guy even.....My girlfriend used to bring them up to say hi and they'd just be going on about how good I looked and how i could really get it done and things like that.....
anyways now that all of you know I used to be a CD......keep that shit to yourselves.


this explains so much.
Fphillips
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 2:28 PM) *
Go on...

Just for because I'm in the mood to talk some today here you go...

After the afore mentioned drag show on saturday night we all went back to my girlfriends place with a few of her friends to finish the night off with a few cocktails and party favors.....back in the mid ninetys blow was very popular amonst the girls you know ( I don't really know if it still is or not but prolly so ) and while we were all catching a buzz and carring on I remeber the conversation taking an odd twist....something to the affect of ...girls that like to screw other girls with strap ons or some shit like that......me being me I made the statement that I was the only girl there that didn't need a strap on... and there was a few giggles and smirks and as the night progressed i noticed that the overtones and feelings were becoming a little more erotic in nature.....and it all started when my girlfriend got kinda hammered and started rubing my crotch in front of the other girls talking about how she couldn't wait to get her mouth around it....one of the other girls said why wait we want to watch.....let me tell you how fast my skirt was off.....I mean like the magician that yanks the table cloth off the table fast....and she went to town....one of those two handed twisty type hummers... you know?
With in minutes the other girls started getting restless and were squirming around in exitement and seconds later they were touching each other and kissing and the next thing you know we were all naked and in a pile..... I'm talking just anything goes no holds bared sexytime!
My girl was getting ravished by a couple of babes while I was getting serviced and I remember that chick said something like....I want to fuck him...can I she asked..my girl said hell yes! as she was getting handled, and after that it was on.
I don't know how it ended things got fuzzy you know...but that much of the story still lives on in my head. The funny thing is we all continued to hang out after that but no one ever spoke of it.....wierd how that happens huh.

There ya go fellas.....have fun!
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (Fphillips @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 2:21 PM) *
I love this fucking thread. I want more of it.....
anyways now that all of you know I used to be a CD......keep that shit to yourselves.



Wow, this thread keeps getting better and better.

QUOTE (Fphillips @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 3:06 PM) *
Just for because I'm in the mood to talk some today here you go...


There ya go fellas.....have fun!



and better and better and better and better.
Mercury69
This thread is the bomb and, yes, I would hit that shit lol. You only live once, so y not do both sides
Painter567
QUOTE (Fphillips @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 5:06 PM) *
Just for because I'm in the mood to talk some today here you go...

After the afore mentioned drag show on saturday night we all went back to my girlfriends place with a few of her friends to finish the night off with a few cocktails and party favors.....back in the mid ninetys blow was very popular amonst the girls you know ( I don't really know if it still is or not but prolly so ) and while we were all catching a buzz and carring on I remeber the conversation taking an odd twist....something to the affect of ...girls that like to screw other girls with strap ons or some shit like that......me being me I made the statement that I was the only girl there that didn't need a strap on... and there was a few giggles and smirks and as the night progressed i noticed that the overtones and feelings were becoming a little more erotic in nature.....and it all started when my girlfriend got kinda hammered and started rubing my crotch in front of the other girls talking about how she couldn't wait to get her mouth around it....one of the other girls said why wait we want to watch.....let me tell you how fast my skirt was off.....I mean like the magician that yanks the table cloth off the table fast....and she went to town....one of those two handed twisty type hummers... you know?
With in minutes the other girls started getting restless and were squirming around in exitement and seconds later they were touching each other and kissing and the next thing you know we were all naked and in a pile..... I'm talking just anything goes no holds bared sexytime!
My girl was getting ravished by a couple of babes while I was getting serviced and I remember that chick said something like....I want to fuck him...can I she asked..my girl said hell yes! as she was getting handled, and after that it was on.
I don't know how it ended things got fuzzy you know...but that much of the story still lives on in my head. The funny thing is we all continued to hang out after that but no one ever spoke of it.....wierd how that happens huh.

There ya go fellas.....have fun!


Great story........bolded one of my fav parts!
Jadaki
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 4:10 PM) *
Wow, this thread keeps getting better and better.




and better and better and better and better.


I concur.
Poppy_Hillis
QUOTE (Fphillips @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 3:06 PM) *
Just for because I'm in the mood to talk some today here you go...

After the afore mentioned drag show on saturday night we all went back to my girlfriends place with a few of her friends to finish the night off with a few cocktails and party favors.....back in the mid ninetys blow was very popular amonst the girls you know ( I don't really know if it still is or not but prolly so ) and while we were all catching a buzz and carring on I remeber the conversation taking an odd twist....something to the affect of ...girls that like to screw other girls with strap ons or some shit like that......me being me I made the statement that I was the only girl there that didn't need a strap on... and there was a few giggles and smirks and as the night progressed i noticed that the overtones and feelings were becoming a little more erotic in nature.....and it all started when my girlfriend got kinda hammered and started rubing my crotch in front of the other girls talking about how she couldn't wait to get her mouth around it....one of the other girls said why wait we want to watch.....let me tell you how fast my skirt was off.....I mean like the magician that yanks the table cloth off the table fast....and she went to town....one of those two handed twisty type hummers... you know?
With in minutes the other girls started getting restless and were squirming around in exitement and seconds later they were touching each other and kissing and the next thing you know we were all naked and in a pile..... I'm talking just anything goes no holds bared sexytime!
My girl was getting ravished by a couple of babes while I was getting serviced and I remember that chick said something like....I want to fuck him...can I she asked..my girl said hell yes! as she was getting handled, and after that it was on.
I don't know how it ended things got fuzzy you know...but that much of the story still lives on in my head. The funny thing is we all continued to hang out after that but no one ever spoke of it.....wierd how that happens huh.

There ya go fellas.....have fun!

Can we get some pictures of these girls, because I already rubbed one out to that paragraph. I want to see what I can do with a couple pictures.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (Poppy_Hillis @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 3:31 PM) *
Can we get some pictures of you in drag, because I already rubbed one out to the thought of it. I want to see what I can do with a couple pictures.



FYP
Fphillips
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 2:37 PM) *
FYP

Actually the hottie in your sig reminds me of how i looked in drag.
speedz99
QUOTE (Fphillips @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 2:43 PM) *
Actually the hottie in your sig reminds me of how i looked in drag.


We get it. You dressed as a woman and felt like a sexy whore. Geez. Now post some damn pictures of it already.

Wait, what?
Sal Paradise
there's a whole lot more honesty from fcp in this thread than I ever really wanted to know.




also, fap fap.
Suited_Up
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 5:00 PM) *
there's a whole lot more honesty from fcp in this thread than I ever really wanted to know.




also, fap fap.


Very true.
renaedawn
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:33 PM) *
just admit that you want that girl/guy's penis ALL UP IN YO MOUTH.


well to be fair, he's mentioned pretty frequently that he'd like to have sex with rafael nadal. of course, to be even more fair, rafeal nadal looks more feminine than half the girls I've had sex with.


If more than half the girls you've had sex with have arms MORE masculine than Rafa, you might not be dating ugly chicks after all...you might really be a fag.
renaedawn
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:36 PM) *
No, you see, I don't care at all if you think I'm gay for being attracted to her, I know what I'm sexually attracted to, and it's women, and that woman is hot.


Wait, I thought you were bi.
hank213
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 6:48 PM) *
Wait, I thought you were bi.

Just because a guy likes a big, veiny dildo jammed up his turdcutter doesn't mean he's gay.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 4:48 PM) *
Wait, I thought you were bi.



If loving Rafael Nadel makes me bi, I don't want to be straight.
beans-n-icewater
Wicked smart biz team guy: "Hey Daniel... business is bad lately"


Daniel: "Yeah... looks like we were expected to keep tutoring those guys like FOREVER dude!.... LOL!"


Wicked smart biz team guy: "Well you know those guys in off topic are going wild about trannys nowadays"


Daniel: "Really? Well frankly thats something we should look into LOL!"


Wicked smart biz team guy: "Ill run some numbers and put something together"


Daniel: "LOL!"



(two days later phone rings)



Daniel: "Yellooooo!..... LOL!"


Wicked smart biz team guy: "I GOT IT!..... TRANNYVT!"


Daniel: "LOL!.... shippppp it!"



renaedawn
There are just too many things to quote.

This is well above average work, guys.

You all nailed the shit out of this one.

The thread. The comedy. Not the trannys. Well, maybe the trannys too.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 4:58 PM) *
Wicked smart biz team guy: "I GOT IT!..... TRANNYVT!"


Daniel: "LOL!.... shippppp it!"



Now that's a virtual training program I can get behind.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 4:58 PM) *
There are just too many things to quote.

This is well above average work, guys.

You all nailed the shit out of this one.

The thread. The comedy. Not the trannys. Well, maybe the trannys too.


I think only IQ has had that exquisite pleasure.
HollywoodAFD
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 6:58 PM) *
Wicked smart biz team guy: "Hey Daniel... business is bad lately"


Daniel: "Yeah... looks like we were expected to keep tutoring those guys like FOREVER dude!.... LOL!"


Wicked smart biz team guy: "Well you know those guys in off topic are going wild about trannys nowadays"


Daniel: "Really? Well frankly thats something we should look into LOL!"


Wicked smart biz team guy: "Ill run some numbers and put something together"


Daniel: "LOL!"



(two days later phone rings)



Daniel: "Yellooooo!..... LOL!"


Wicked smart biz team guy: "I GOT IT!..... TRANNYVT!"


Daniel: "LOL!.... shippppp it!"

This made me LOL
IQCrash
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 4:58 PM) *
Wicked smart biz team guy: "I GOT IT!..... TRANNYVT!"


Daniel: "LOL!.... shippppp it!"


Gives a whole new meaning to the small ball approach.
Painter567
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 8:03 PM) *
Gives a whole new meaning to the small ball approach.

WINNAR!
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 6:03 PM) *
Gives a whole new meaning to the small ball approach.



I think Toto Leonidas has some TrannyVT potential. He certainly doesn't have as far to go as Jacklyn did.

grocery_mony
http://www.manorwomen.com/rate.php?directo...p;currentPic=27

Warning: do not click on "Want Proof". unless of course you want proof.
Painter567
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 8:16 PM) *
http://www.manorwomen.com/rate.php?directo...p;currentPic=27

Warning: do not click on "Want Proof". unless of course you want proof.

I love this game!
Poppy_Hillis
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 6:16 PM) *
http://www.manorwomen.com/rate.php?directo...p;currentPic=27

Warning: do not click on "Want Proof". unless of course you want proof.

Even if I knew going in I would have to do #20. #21 was the moment of truth, if she was a man I don't know what I would have done.
Suited_Up
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 7:16 PM) *
http://www.manorwomen.com/rate.php?directo...p;currentPic=27

Warning: do not click on "Want Proof". unless of course you want proof.


Seems to me like a lot of the ones who are men, used to have vaginas.
SuitedAces21
Oh my god. I wish you hadnt posted that website.
Painter567
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 9:04 PM) *
Oh my god. I wish you hadnt posted that website.

Has anyone else clicked in the upper right hand corner to get to their sister site? Is she jailbait?

http://www.shejailbait.com/1099



Good me either.
Poppy_Hillis
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 7:04 PM) *
Oh my god. I wish you hadnt posted that website.

I know. I'm glad there's only about 50 of them.
Trannyinfo2
QUOTE (specbrad @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 6:10 PM) *
Has anyone else clicked in the upper right hand corner to get to their sister site? Is she jailbait?

http://www.shejailbait.com/1099



Good me either.




Hi specbrad,


We cannot guarantee that age of any tranny you may find on competing websites, therefore any surfing outside this thread may lead to an unsatisfactory experience in the form of an extended vacation at the local reformatory.


Please find five TP's in your account



regards,
aadams_22
Painter567
QUOTE (Trannyinfo2 @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 9:25 PM) *
Hi specbrad,


We cannot guarantee that age of any tranny you may find on competing websites, therefore any surfing outside this thread may lead to an unsatisfactory experience in the form of an extended vacation at the local reformatory.


Please find five TP's in your account



regards,

OMG.......dying over here! Love the avatar!
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (Trannyinfo2 @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 7:25 PM) *
Hi specbrad,


We cannot guarantee that age of any tranny you may find on competing websites, therefore any surfing outside this thread may lead to an unsatisfactory experience in the form of an extended vacation at the local reformatory.


Please find five TP's in your account



regards,


FTPRoberta? (and by FTP, we mean of course, Full Tranny Poker)
jeff_536
QUOTE (specbrad @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 9:10 PM) *
Has anyone else clicked in the upper right hand corner to get to their sister site? Is she jailbait?

http://www.shejailbait.com/1099



Good me either.


Sam_Hard8 is living there now.
thehidden
oh man I just spent the past 15 or 20 minutes reading this thread...and I think I may have just pee'd myself laughing.

SuitedAces21
QUOTE (specbrad @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 10:10 PM) *
Has anyone else clicked in the upper right hand corner to get to their sister site? Is she jailbait?
http://www.shejailbait.com/1099
Good me either.


Oh my God. I really wish you hadnt pointed that out.

QUOTE (Poppy_Hillis @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 10:12 PM) *
I know. I'm glad there's only about 50 of them.


And Im just to curious a soul not to click and see the proof.
Suited_Up
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 9:04 PM) *
Oh my God. I really wish you hadnt pointed that out.



And Im just to curious a soul not to click and see the proof.


1st. If there's no proof button, what's the point?

2nd. Me too.
Painter567
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 10:06 PM) *
1st. If there's no proof button, what's the point?

2nd. Me too.

Too look at hot young azz


Obviously I have to look to see.
grocery_mony
QUOTE (specbrad @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 6:10 PM) *
Has anyone else clicked in the upper right hand corner to get to their sister site? Is she jailbait?

http://www.shejailbait.com/1099



Good me either.

lol thats where I was when I found the tranny or not site..
Painter567
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 10:22 PM) *
lol thats where I was when I found the tranny or not site..

Hahahahaha! Awesome
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (specbrad @ Thursday, November 27th, 2008, 12:15 AM) *
Hahahahaha! Awesome


you actually believed that line? he was tranny hunting and lucked across an excuse.
Painter567
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, November 27th, 2008, 12:16 AM) *
you actually believed that line? he was tranny hunting and lucked across an excuse.

Even if it's a lie....it's not bad.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (specbrad @ Thursday, November 27th, 2008, 12:17 AM) *
Even if it's a lie....it's not bad.


yeah, i guess. but going tranny hunting and being presented with it are two different things.
grocery_mony
Im not gay!
IQCrash
HEY HEY HEY. You sick fucks.

Keep your pedo shit out of my wholesome tranny thread.
Painter567
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Thursday, November 27th, 2008, 12:36 AM) *
HEY HEY HEY. You sick fucks.

Keep your pedo shit out of my wholesome tranny thread.

LOL
grocery_mony
QUOTE (IQCrash @ Wednesday, November 26th, 2008, 9:36 PM) *
HEY HEY HEY. You sick fucks.

Keep your pedo shit out of my wholesome tranny thread.

Hey I only went to that site cuz I was researching how good I was for spotting underage people for when I get a job as a bouncer.
GeneralGeeWhiz
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 10:20 PM) *


lol @ gut flopping
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