Pretty sure the one where Charlie tells Dennis he has cancer, and they decide to try to get a girl to bang him to make him feel better.

I wouldn't say disgusted, more afraid. cause if that girl/guy in bidg's sig ever came onto me (and looked just like that), I'm in there like swimwear.

I believe she is in a couple episodes.

Oh, there's also subtext. If she's psychologically damaged enough to think that she's a female, and to go through all that pain and suffering to look like one, the smart money is on she's not in to safe and gentle vanilla sex.



By the way, while I am rather enlightened about being sexual attracted to hot transgenders like Jacklyn ( she needs to lose the corny feminized jack name, imo), I am not enlightened into thinking that they are sane humans. I find it strange that the gay and lesbian community is so quick to embrace them, because I think if you get a gender re-assignment surgery, there is something profoundly psychologically wrong with you. Psychological damage has never been a deal breaker for me ( and in fact most of the time makes a girl more sexual desirable to me), but I am not someone who thinks that transgenders are normal, healthy people. And most of the time, they are comically ugly. Not so with Jackie, however.

okay, not a ten, I overstated that ( i'm prone to hyperbole when making a point). If she got a boob job she'd be a 9, though. At least in the pic in my sig.

all up in the ass?

She is, but those lines were from that specific episode.

if brittany daniels had a cock, i'd be not gay with her all day long.

Just an fyi....


the "view our bikinis" button/arrow is not working for me.

7 is right on the cusp of "hot" on my 1-10 scale.

8 is hot


9 is smoking hot

and there's no such thing as a 10.

i'd give your daughters matching fives. just above the bangable line.

yes. Especially if this was a girl.



Episode of what show?




If I was still on the prowl, I would agree.

It's the one where they think Mac is a serial killer, but he's just hiding the fact that he's dating the tranny.

Where else could he go?


Sal, you should just stick with single mom's... just to be on the safe side. (make sure she provides pictures of the delivery and birth certificates)

on his back, obv.

At least you know with single mom's, you're going to be safe. Check for stretch marks, just to be sure.

I completely agree.. that dude/chick must have paid literally a small fortune to get the face shaped as much as it was.. lips, ears, etc..

either that or I just cannot fathom saying.."damn, thats a hot dude.."

This is over the line and not funny. js

That being said, I very much doubt that Hollywood wants you to have a great desire to bang his daughters anyway.. so there's that.

Also, 5 isn't bad for a high school girl. Women don't get pretty until they are 18-23.

why do I think the song Crazy Bitch gets alot of play on your stereo?

i thought we were sharing our sexual feelings. are we not in the trust tree? in the nest?

You and I are... but I doubt that you are in any sort of tree with AFD.

i think he's talking about the daughters at the renaisance fair?

What are your position on, uh, breast implants?

i was.

my face between them, saying bbbbbbbbbbrrrritski?

I KNEW there was an up side!

This thread has a lot of awesomeness in it. However, I only have one thing to add and that is to rebuff AFD's point that there are no 10's...

YOU ARE WRONG!

That is all and no I don't need to list anyone who I deem to be a 10.

well let me ask you this, if natalie portman had a penis, would you suck it? I know I would. I'd smother it in brown mustard and relish and... wait a second, nevermind.

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....is that why they call you whiskers?

no ketchup?

Because he is curious, like a cat.



E-Merit!

I missed out on a lot of interesting discussion.

There's no real reason for me to turn away a perfectly good shemale. As Mac mentioned, anyone mentally ill enough to go through that is obviously not marrying material, but I don't know that I want to be with anyone for more than a few weeks, anyway, at this point. If it's pretty to look at, and it lets me tear it up, I have no need to cling to some arbitrary identity based on the specificity of what I'm attracted to. I like what I like, and if I find it attractive, whether it's male, female or 8 years old, I'll tap that. If this makes me bi or something in the general perception, that's completely meaningless to me. I'm not gay, but I'm not afraid of being gay or being seen as gay.



I don't get this. If she had a vagina, I'd try to talk her into letting me have the ass, anyway. So what do I care?

Valid. All of it.

Any interest in brown stripper trannys?

The cute little tie was a nice touch.

a solid 6.

Edit: I think we need Jadaki on this one.

waiting for the inevitable joke......

Hey, you know what my most inhibitive issue is with trannies, and I'm 100% serious? I hate fake tits.

Well that would explain the tie

Me, personally, I'm a big fan of brown stripper trannys.

They love to fuck.



In the ass.



And they always, always travel in packs.



Oh. And they used to be adorable little boys!

your all a bunch of fags

God damnit, I hate IQ.

If I didn't know those these things had penises in a former life, I'd be all over them likes flies on a ribroast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omniscience#N...heological_uses

Edit: oops; that's the wrong link, and I can't find the one I was thinking of. Oh well.

9.5

Is someone gay if they made out with a hot she he?

yes and no

If you didn't know or couldn't tell then I'd say no.

But if the person told you upfront, or if you suspected it in the slightest, then yes you are a homosexual.

This is bad. I think "Homometer" would be an improvement, if you ever plan to break this out on another board or something.

I know. Those girls were in high school.



Dislike. I've mentioned this in another thread, but I'm a small natural breast guy. Big A cup, small B is probably my favorite size.




So.... you're both pedophiles. Wonderful!

You're just jealous because you don't know enough about welding to turn your average van into an ice cream truck.