"If you think I'm sexy, common baby let me know", so the words from Rod Stewart's song.

Well there is this WPT Babe that I'm attracted to, no I'm not talking about Shana Hiatt or Mike Sexton, I'm talking about Ms.Linda Johnson.

There are three things that I look at when I'm watching her.

First is her dress, I like seeing Linda wearing low cut dresses that would reveal her cleavage, I get so excited when I see her giant melons.

Second is when she remove her eyeglasses and insert the temple part into her mouth, wow, just wow.

And lastly is when she again open her mouth and say's, "Shuffle up and deal", that's when I just cant control my self anymore, I just want to whip out my third leg, you know what I mean.

Speaking of WPT, yall know that you'll hear a lot of WPT when you're near Chuck Norris, coz that's the sound of his kick, punch and falling bodies. Wak, Pak & Tak

Below is her picture,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Johnson

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hey if I made smile then maybe you can ship me some change at my pokerstars account, nick="kobenator", thanks.

wow... you don't give up... hasn't this thread been locked twice already?

How are you not banned yet? lol

Lamest joke account ever imo

oh i get it.... its from your blog.... why don't you just tell everyone to read your blog instead of starting the same thread over and over?

WTF is this?? You moron.

at least I'm not scammming like canadian83, he's the moron not me, I'm basically just asking for change, as simple as that, not hard to understand mate.

Listen, the guy's just trying to earn a living. It's not like he's scamming people, or begging. He gives us funny stories we can all enjoy, and if we want to support him, we can. He's like the internet version of that black guy on trombone playing "when the saints go marching in" when you go to a football game. You don't have to give that guy a thing for entertaining you, but if you do, god bless you.

post a pic of you on your knees with a sign that says "grocery_mony is my master" and I will ship you $20 on stars

Finally, someone with taste is posting here.

I'll do it for $10

you know, I can't put my finger on it, but this chuck norris guy's got it! good stuff man.

As you wish Master, I've added you to my sig Master.

I don't know what IT is, but he has IT

umm, it has to be a current pic of YOU, on your knees, holding a hand made sign.

I will ship you $43.50 if you get a pic of yourself on all fours with a purple dildo inserted in your anus halfway, holding a sign that reads "I wish Ron_Mexico was inside of me instead of this purple dildo, because I could really use some of his man meat right now."

don't forget the underscore between Ron and Mexico, otherwise no deal.

Shit I would do it myself but my dildo is black

does it have to be a new picture?

I pray to jc himself that this will happen

and op

ooooops

It could...I'll do one with your name for $15

That offer is still on the table. To anyone now but only the first person to do it.

Hang on


I misspelled it

hi

Ship it

LOL. sn on stars?

Screen name is : APimpNameSlickBack

sweet


now me!



but make it say..."Chrozzo is my bitch lover!"

He paid $20...


That will cost you $40, a pizza, and a case of Tooths Stout.

hmmm....seems kinda steep for me being your bitch lover and all


can i work it off over time?

Define "work it off"

OP can learn a valuable lesson here. Rather than loafing and begging scraps put in a little effort and earn some folding money.

this should be discussed in private

True dat.... it took me less than 5 minutes to earn a crisp $20 bill.... and I had to do it twice.

I misspelled Grocery_MonEy the first time and didn't want to lose on a technicality.

You've got mail

Now, for everyone who thinks Hollywood is an awful poster, all they have to do is look at this thread to understand:

Things can always get worse.

hey grocey don't forget to post these shots in the other thread that became begging

FCP money thread,

link me please

I have no clue how to do that, it was pt specials thread

Thanks?



Back-handed compliments FTW