http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27723464/
For those in the Santa Fe New Mexico area you are in luck!
For the birds: a dropping-filled face mask
At Santa Fe’s Ten Thousand Waves spa, the Nightingale Cleansing Mask includes a powder composed of “sanitized droppings” from the tiny wonder-birds. The high nitrogen content draws out bacteria from the skin and breaks down dead skin cells more gently than acid peels. Used for centuries by geisha in Japan, the facial is “an all-natural way to brighten and smooth the skin.” Is your old-fashioned poop-free exfoliator suddenly looking better than usual? We thought so.
Nightingale Cleansing Mask, 55 minutes, $115. Ten Thousand Waves spa, www.tenthousandwaves.com; Santa Fe, N.M., 505-992-5025.
Full Version: $115 For A Bird To Poo On Your Face
I'll poop on your face for only $114.
QUOTE (hblask @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 3:02 PM) 
I'll poop on your face for only $114.
2 guys 1 cup? We could be the next big thing ...... could make brazillions ..........
god damn it, I just took a dump and wasted the whole thing! talk about flushing money down the toilet.
An old wise tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luck
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 4:00 PM)
Nightingale Cleansing Mask, 55 minutes, $115. Ten Thousand Waves spa, www.tenthousandwaves.com; Santa Fe, N.M., 505-992-5025.
You got pooped on for free.
QUOTE (rcgs59 @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 4:10 PM)
An old wive's tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luck
fyp
QUOTE (rcgs59 @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 1:10 PM)
An old wise tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luck
what? lol
If I get shit on a bird midflight I become suicidal
QUOTE (king_tanner @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 3:14 PM)
what? lol
If I get shit on a bird midflight I become suicidal
If I get shit on a bird midflight I become suicidal
You should try to fly in a different path than they do.
QUOTE (rcgs59 @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 4:10 PM)
An old wise tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luck
i'd like to take a shit on you.
A bird shit on me last week. 
someone should pitch this to R Kelly...could be great for marketing!
Reminds me of pledging a fraternity.
QUOTE (Gallo @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 3:27 PM)
A bird shit on me last week.
Lucky!
One of the few benefits of a shitty economy is it cost $100 less than last year for a hooker to take a dump on me when I was in Vegas.
*backs out of this thread slowly*
my state is stupid
my state is stupid
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 5:52 PM)
One of the few benefits of a shitty economy is it cost $100 less than last year for a hooker to take a dump on me when I was in Vegas.
Man...I really hope you are kidding about that story.
It saddens me to think that hookers are not making the money they once did for serving up "Cleveland Steamers".
QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 6:12 PM)
Man...I really hope you are kidding about that story.
It saddens me to think that hookers are not making the money they once did for serving up "Cleveland Steamers".
It saddens me to think that hookers are not making the money they once did for serving up "Cleveland Steamers".
Supply and demand my friend. Too many young women thinking they can make a killing defacating on tourists in a hotel bathtub then the market starts to go soft and people get there scat fix closer to home.
Can't believe nobody has said it yet, but TTIWWP
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 4:24 PM)
i'd like to take a shit on you.
some how I think that would work better on a John
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Monday, November 17th, 2008, 8:21 PM)
Supply and demand my friend. Too many young women thinking they can make a killing defacating on tourists in a hotel bathtub then the market starts to go soft and people get there scat fix closer to home.
This world is going to hell..... straight to HELL, I tell ya ! !
HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!
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