Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...
OK...I've sinned
- Premarital sex
- Drug and alcohol abuse, etc
But I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.
Rock on, God!
