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Mercury69
Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...

OK...I've sinned

- Premarital sex
- Drug and alcohol abuse, etc

But I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.

Rock on, God!
phlegm
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Friday, November 7th, 2008, 11:26 AM) *
Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...

OK...I've sinned

- Premarital sex
- Drug and alcohol abuse, etc

But I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.

Rock on, God!


What does Irony mean?
BigDMcGee
Silly rabbit.. Hell is for Children...


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=21...is+for+children
SuitedAces21
need to take me in heaven and understand I was a sheep
did the best I could, raised in insanity
or send me to hell cause I ain't beggin' for my life
ain't nothing worse than this cursed ass hopeless life
phlegm
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Friday, November 7th, 2008, 1:41 PM) *
need to take me in heaven and understand I was a sheep
did the best I could, raised in insanity
or send me to hell cause I ain't beggin' for my life
ain't nothing worse than this cursed ass hopeless life



AMEN>
HollywoodAFD
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Friday, November 7th, 2008, 1:26 PM) *
Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...

OK...I've sinned

- Premarital sex
- Drug and alcohol abuse, etc

But I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.

Rock on, God!

Hey...if those are your only 2 sins.... I'd say you get a VIP pass to heaven.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Saturday, November 8th, 2008, 5:09 PM) *
Hey...if those are your only 2 sins.... I'd say you get a VIP pass to heaven.


LOL I was kind of thinking the same thing....
Sick Boy
What many people dont realise is that we're already in hell.
HollywoodAFD
QUOTE (Sick Boy @ Tuesday, November 11th, 2008, 3:37 PM) *
What many people dont realise is that we're already in hell.

That's going to become more evident with the antichrist as President of the US
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