I think its time for another one of these.

Pezeveng is a fellow Armenian dude, who is an avid sports bettor. There are some interesting stories he has compiled over the years .

Hopefully he will share some with us.

I will start it off.


Whats the largest win you ever had in gambling in one night?

this doesnt work well, if the person in question isnt answering..

lol

Here I'll share a losing experience the first and only time I decided to be the bookie. It was 8 years ago in the year 2000 my little bro comes home from work and tells me he needs me to call the bookie to up our game limit I use to bet $25-50 a game $100 tops. We were looking at betting way more for the Vikings Lions game because all his buddies want to bet the Lions. I can't remember the total amount but it was significant. So we start talking big mistake and decide we'll take the bet.

Viking were 9 point favs over Detroit. This was the most money I've ever had on a game up to that point in my life. The game starts off with a bang as Charlie Batch gets injured on the first series and in comes Stoney Case and the most beutiful career number comes on the screen 1td 10 int's. Now Iam laughing as Stoney Case is garbage and we should be safe. Robert Smith td 7-0 vikes than Chris Carter catches a td pass from Culpepper and the Vikings are up 14-0. (side note that catch was a record catch so they stopped the game and had a ceremony for Chris Carter I know he's 2nd in career receptions to Jerry Rice so not sure what record it was. Problem is over the next 3 years every time Carter was playing MNF or Sunday night or even a regular game they would show highlights of this FCKING catch and that game.

Half time all is well 17-3 Vikings. No scoring in the 3rd so now starts the 4th quater.

The lions get a td and make it 17-10 and the Vikings are doing absolutely nothing they are content to run out the clock but a miracle happens Robert Smith going for the first down which would have ended the game breaks one for 43 yards and scores a td. 24-10 with under 2min to go.

My memory gets a little foggy here but I think the kickoff goes out of bounds and detroit starts off at the 40 than its hail mary time. Aside from Doug Flutie at Boston College when the hell does the hail mary ever work well on 4th down last play of the game under 20 seconds to go Stoney Case somehow eludes John Randle who had him buy the tights throws the ball 50 yards downfield 3 Vikings defenders jump up all collide trying to go for the interception and Larry Foster comes down with the ball TD Lions game over on the last play 24-17 final.

Career numbers of those two that screwed me

Stoney Case

Career 4 td's 15 interceptions

Larry Foster 37 games played

Career 1 FCKING Touchdown it was a big one though.


So I looked at my bro and said its alright will make it back, and if we plan on doing this for the remainder of our lives we can't get too high or too low and we've lived by that motto since that day. I wonder if Larry Foster has that ball I think me and him probably value it equally. The next day I paid off the rotten kids, I could have waited till next thursday but why let it fester inside me.

Another side note that was the same week the Leafs blew a 5-0 lead in the 3rd period and lost in OT. Should have known better placing my largest bet ever a day after that happened.

What flavours ice cream do you sell? Which one sells best?

Everybody knows its Pralines n Cream.

When do we get to see the pictures of the playboy bunnies?

And the reason you started this thread becomes abundantly clear...

Great question Serge well that night I had my camera ready to roll tha all hell broke loose. I served for 5 hours straight from 8:30-1:30 in the morning it was insane. The only time I stopped serving was to kick this guy out of the store who was annoying.

I have one regular customer who is a semi-profesional photographer I told him to get out there and get me some skank pictures he said he'll do his best. I'll email him now see if he got anything good.

The highlight of my night was about 2 am I have 3 drunk chicks in the store. this hot lesbian comes to the counter and orders this girl was stunning. Anyways another girl comes to the counter and I hear the first part of the conversation

Lesbian

"nice costume are you little miss sunshine"

Other girl

"no Iam a rainbow"

than as Iam scooping the ice cream I miss the next line, I come back to the surface and hear

Other girl

"ya I don't think so Iam straight"

The hot Lesbian got pissed off and left the straight girl gave me a smile the type that says "you like that eh"

Weak highlight I know but seeing a hot chick getting shot down ranks high on my list.

Tell about your Armenian descent and what it means to you to be Armenian, ( you are Armenian right?)

Next time Iam in Montreal we'll hookup at my bro-in-laws bar its in ParkX as you guys call it. I can talk forever on this topic almost as much as sports. Coesillian did you ever go to any of the road rage parties Gabby use to throw when he was with the team 990?

never been to any of the team 990 parties, googled it though and it seems like they had some wicked times.

i used to work at a bar in Park X, it's called Mythos. Super Greek restaurant/club with live greek music, very popular place in that area. Let me know when your down and I'll gladly join you.

This question popped into my head when I saw the thread title, and now I don't have any questions

are you greek?

I think Coesillian is Armenian his name ends in IAN.

lol...nice

no i'm not greek at all, you can actually see me in my profile pic working at Mythos. I guess I can sorta pass for a greek in appearance, but once I told people my name is kevin they were like "oh, so you're not greek" i would say "no, i just look like one."

My mom is dutch and dad french Quebecer.


to pezeveng: chose one of each group;

ovechkin - crosby
lemieux - gretzky
brodeur - roy
federer - nadal
obama - mccain
movie - book
rare - well done
beer - liquor
french toast - pancakes
pub - club
coke - pepsi
gum - jolly rancher
boxers - briefs

Ovechkin
Lemieux
Roy
Federer__nadal-who the fck cares
Obama-Mccain see Federer and Nadal
Movie
medium rare I need a bit of red in the meat
beer changed to beer at the age of 30 before that it was always vodka or Rye
pancakes
pub
coke I will never understand you Quebeqouis and your pepsi
jolly rancher
commando when able if I wear jeans boxers

Where's the best milkshake in Toronto?

Hooters!

The satisfaction from a Peanut Butter n Chocolate or Jamoca Almond Fudge milkshake will last much longer than sucking on some skanks nipple.

I cant do both?

Play any sports? Positions played?

hockey left wing. Iam Armenian and not blessed with the height like some Armenians I know so basketball was out of my range. Soccer who the hell wants to run up and down a field all day/

What is your favourite ice cream flavour?

Are you allowed to name your own flavours?

If so why not have a maple leafs flavour or even better yet Rick Tocchet flavour.

What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Ive tasted over 500 flavours of ice cream picking a fav is like picking a fav porn star

Are you allowed to name your own flavours? No some jagoff has my dream job

If so why not have a maple leafs flavour or even better yet Rick Tocchet flavour. Worst name for a flavour THE BIG DIG named after the construction site in Boston. All of my customers would say "oh could I have the big dig please." say it out loud and fast you will understand. Good flavour though it had choc covered pretzels.

The Big Dig (not the ice cream) made Boston a living hell for so many years, it was quite a nightmare.

Did they get rid of an overpass or add one.

1. Where did you get that crazy ASS picture of the wife of a football player?

2. Who do you support and back in the superbowl, with respect to gambling purposes

3. Do you do Birthday Cakes at this time of the year, and would I be able to order a cake for my sons birthday? He has it narrowed down to Maple Leafs cake(i didnt force that honest) or a Mighty Machines Cake...Do you even know what that is and would you be able to make it..Still about a month away.

ZOMG! the badonkadonk on this one!

I am not attracted to that in any way.

Does that make me gay? Or just white?

Youre not the only one Zach. I am also white though, so maybe thats it? Half the reason I think its gross is all the cellulite and general leathery appearance of that ass, not nec the size of it.

doesn't do much for me either.

please make it stop.

it makes you racist obv.


is this better

Yes, much better.

I agree about the grossness of the cellulite.

So this is what happens in this forum on days there are no NHL games...

thank god play resumes tomorrow

her name is Ayana Angel



http://www.ayanaangelonline.com/biography.htm

I rarely bet the superbowl this one seems the same. Iam going to be at CasinoRama for the stupidbowl the casino's throw the best VIP partys I went to Niagara the last 3 years. All kinds of givaways last years host was Thurman THomas he was cheering for the GIants and was pretty wasted by the end. No Iam not a baller at the casino they only invite big time degenerates to this. I got my tickets from this top of the line degenerate who would put all of us combined to shame. I tried getting a hotel room and they said all rooms are being held for people at the party liability kicks in when free booze is given away. So all I have to do is get hammered for free and tell them Iam driving home, voila free room.

For your sons cake let me know how many people with what design only problem is it will melt within half an hour so how long will it take you to get home?

You really wont bet the game ??Come on , I am sure you will bet at least a little bit....The cake is probably for about 15 people...Half an hour is enough time..Let you know more soon..Thanks..

BTW I still have to come and visit that set up of yours downtown...

Last year I decided to play bookie and lost 2 grand on a ml giants bet +450 fck me. I hate the superbowl I will be in the poker room at Rama, plus I take off for Vegas on tuesday. As for the cake not a problem I will make you a nice one.

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

REPORTING TO BOB IMMED

he'll probably make it sticky

A+

inch bes es brother???

We are missing the degen stories ...

I was so craving an ice cream last night, if it wasnt so late I was gonna drive down there..

no real degenerism going on. Right now Iam going to bet Lazio-Juventus over 10 corners for the game. every 2 minutes they increase the payout its best to nail it when its 10 over +170.

Here's a did you know Serge

when I first started posting on the internet my name was Seekderjee than I changed it to Pezeveng

lol nice..

how about these two esholeshek, manyak, gotveren..

I speak Turkish fluently so i got tons of them ...lol

do you speak Turkish?

Use to speak it with my grandmother but she passed away a few years ago so forgetting alot of it now. I will speak it with a few customers here and there than I tell them Iam Armenian and there jaw drops. Telling a Turk your Armenian always has the same look like oh shit.

I usually tell them its time to move on and the only way Armenia can advance in the future is with the help of Turkey as they need to have an open border with eachother. My thinking pisses off many in my family, and my friends.

26 min in 4 corners

I agree totally..My situation is even weirder...They ask me where were u born, I tell them Turkey but then immediately have to tell them NO I M NOT TURKISH and I am Armenian.

I spent 8 years of my life there so I made Turkish friends. I think we really do need to move on. The Americans and the Japs can move on, the Jews and the Germans can move on, but we still havent. All Turkey has to do is officially admit there was a genocide and we can accept it and just let it go.....Its been almost 100 years, a lot of my family died and it was horrible. However I dont have the hatred towards the modern day Turks and I also piss of a lot of people..

I cant openly admit to it, but I cheer for Turkey in the Euros and World Cups.

I love dropping that bomb myself! Always fun to watch the reaction. lol


yup, right there with you on that one. Hard to forgive and forget, but Im not the one with no hot water and no food for my kids. Armenia needs all the help they can get to get their economy off the ground.

cant openly admit to it, but I cheer for Turkey in the Euros and World Cups.

blasphemy, wow now that I can't do unless I have money on them. I think I may have to lay a beat down on you now Serge


6 corners at the half