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QUOTE (serge @ Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009, 2:21 PM) *
The Americans and the Japs can move on, the Jews and the Germans can move on, but we still havent.

pezeveng
12 corners with over 20 min left easy bets these corners.
serge
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009, 2:15 PM) *
12 corners with over 20 min left easy bets these corners.


go get em.
serge
I WANT SOME ICE CREAM
pezeveng
On April 29 we will be having 0.31 cents scoop night from 5pm-10pm we will be raising money for the Fallen Firefighters Memorial in Ottawa. Come get a triple scoop for only .93 cents at any Baskin Robbins.

That should kick off my summer season let the caluses begin.
serge
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Thursday, April 16th, 2009, 2:29 PM) *
On April 29 we will be having 0.31 cents scoop night from 5pm-10pm we will be raising money for the Fallen Firefighters Memorial in Ottawa. Come get a triple scoop for only .93 cents at any Baskin Robbins.

That should kick off my summer season let the caluses begin.



This is pretty cool. i will come and donate some money for a good cause. Always wondered how this works for the business owner.

Does this come out of your pocket, or those corporate headquarters cover your cost?

I can just see a line up homeless people, all with a quarter, nickel and a penny...
MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (serge @ Tuesday, April 21st, 2009, 2:41 PM) *
This is pretty cool. i will come and donate some money for a good cause. Always wondered how this works for the business owner.

Does this come out of your pocket, or those corporate headquarters cover your cost?

I can just see a line up homeless people, all with a quarter, nickel and a penny...


lol. Why dont we just round up the homeless, give Sev $50 each, and then just watch him go nuts trying to fill all those cones.
$100=322 scoops

Seriously, how the hell do you not go nuts filling $.31 scoops all night? cheers for working for a worthy cause though.
pezeveng
its a pretty crazy day people have nightmares over it but me and my bros have a laugh. I think we should scoop about 3000 ice creams that day. We have been chosen as the media store so we will have the fire chief here as well as a fire truck firefighters and media. You may see me on tv yelling at someone to hurry up ( Ive been dubbed the ice cream nazi more than once here). I have been given orders from my older bro to be clean shaven and presentable that day so I won't look like a slug.

The losses are not huge for the amount of advertising we get. This gives everyone within a 10 mile radius a chance to know where your located, overall you lose the days sales + a few cents from each cone sold as .31 is below cost.

Its a wonderfull experience actually and its amazing how many people look forward to that day and mark it on their calendars. Were very close to a low income area so alot of people will bring the family out for something they normally can't afford.



MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 1:03 PM) *
its a pretty crazy day people have nightmares over it but me and my bros have a laugh. I think we should scoop about 3000 ice creams that day. We have been chosen as the media store so we will have the fire chief here as well as a fire truck firefighters and media. You may see me on tv yelling at someone to hurry up ( Ive been dubbed the ice cream nazi more than once here). I have been given orders from my older bro to be clean shaven and presentable that day so I won't look like a slug.

The losses are not huge for the amount of advertising we get. This gives everyone within a 10 mile radius a chance to know where your located, overall you lose the days sales + a few cents from each cone sold as .31 is below cost.

Its a wonderfull experience actually and its amazing how many people look forward to that day and mark it on their calendars. Were very close to a low income area so alot of people will bring the family out for something they normally can't afford.


thats a great outlook Sev. Sounds like a really good day. Good luck, hope it goes really well.
serge
Zach
Chris
Adam
Arp
Steve
Nell
Carmacita
Sherry
Latifah
Jamal
Surdeep
Francois
serge
must be really busy today..Weather is nice..ICE CREAM time..

Lots of scooping.
MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 2:01 PM) *
Zach
Chris
Adam
Arp
Steve
Nell
Carmacita
Sherry
Latifah
Jamal
Surdeep
Francois


i never did understand what this meant....
serge
QUOTE (MapleLeafpoker @ Friday, April 24th, 2009, 11:38 AM) *
i never did understand what this meant....



I have a warped mind.

I was listing the first names that would come to my mind.
pezeveng
ya crazy 3 days coming up.

On a sidenote I think I want to become a professional baccarat player, we are coming up with a system that seems pretty profitable. Yesterday at rama VIP the amount of money flowing on the 4 tables was insane. All asians except for me and my young buddha. We were the smallest fish in the sea thats for sure, but left with a profit so it doesn't matter.
serge
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Friday, April 24th, 2009, 11:53 AM) *
ya crazy 3 days coming up.

On a sidenote I think I want to become a professional baccarat player, we are coming up with a system that seems pretty profitable. Yesterday at rama VIP the amount of money flowing on the 4 tables was insane. All asians except for me and my young buddha. We were the smallest fish in the sea thats for sure, but left with a profit so it doesn't matter.



In one thread you are a math genious, and with this comment you throw your cred out the window.

Explain how you can have a system, with a mathematical house edge you are playing against. icon_biggrin.gif
copernicus
QUOTE (serge @ Friday, April 24th, 2009, 12:14 PM) *
In one thread you are a math genious, and with this comment you throw your cred out the window.

Explain how you can have a system, with a mathematical house edge you are playing against. icon_biggrin.gif


cheat
serge
QUOTE (copernicus @ Friday, April 24th, 2009, 12:54 PM) *
cheat



i m pretty sure its impossible to beat baccarat in the long run...Even blackjack these days, is impossible to find a game with the right conditions to beat...
Speed Limit
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Friday, April 24th, 2009, 2:53 PM) *
ya crazy 3 days coming up.

On a sidenote I think I want to become a professional baccarat player, we are coming up with a system that seems pretty profitable. Yesterday at rama VIP the amount of money flowing on the 4 tables was insane. All asians except for me and my young buddha. We were the smallest fish in the sea thats for sure, but left with a profit so it doesn't matter.


Hmm...there is something about these sentences...
pezeveng
I call my younger bro Buddha because of his gut, his taste for East Indian girls, and finally his good luck the kid wins but he doesn't push his luck.
Zach6668
QUOTE (serge @ Friday, April 24th, 2009, 4:56 PM) *
i m pretty sure its impossible to beat baccarat in the long run...Even blackjack these days, is impossible to find a game with the right conditions to beat...

Correct.

Baccarat has a tiny edge, though, so you can play for a long time. smile.gif
serge
Aysor oti shad avore, guzem 2 had bagh baghak udel.

Pays shad corz unem duni. Kides vor hosdegi aboush neri , gi garzen vor shad pan kiden hockey e masin.

Pays amenna shad shad aboushen, minak yes, tun yev arp i kide asonk.


gruven
QUOTE (serge @ Monday, April 27th, 2009, 9:09 AM) *
Aysor oti shad avore, guzem 2 had bagh baghak udel.

Pays shad corz unem duni. Kides vor hosdegi aboush neri , gi garzen vor shad pan kiden hockey e masin.

Pays amenna shad shad aboushen, minak yes, tun yev arp i kide asonk.

English only at the poker forums please. Don't make me call a pit boss.
serge
we cant translate it..You might get mad.
MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 1:03 PM) *
its a pretty crazy day people have nightmares over it but me and my bros have a laugh. I think we should scoop about 3000 ice creams that day. We have been chosen as the media store so we will have the fire chief here as well as a fire truck firefighters and media. You may see me on tv yelling at someone to hurry up ( Ive been dubbed the ice cream nazi more than once here). I have been given orders from my older bro to be clean shaven and presentable that day so I won't look like a slug.

The losses are not huge for the amount of advertising we get. This gives everyone within a 10 mile radius a chance to know where your located, overall you lose the days sales + a few cents from each cone sold as .31 is below cost.

Its a wonderfull experience actually and its amazing how many people look forward to that day and mark it on their calendars. Were very close to a low income area so alot of people will bring the family out for something they normally can't afford.


Well: how was it? A friend of mine went by a Baskin's in Markham, he thought there may have been 100people in line!
pezeveng
I sometimes wonder why the hell I do what I do for a living than I remember Oct-March. It was freaking insane 5 hours of just scooping. I should really have some Popeyesque forearms by now. I think we served about 2500 scoops in the 5 hours and most people only waited 20 minutes to get served.

It was 3 scoops per person so everyone was filling up, its ridiculous how anyone can complain when getting a scoop for 31 cents yet a few all females did just that. One fool and his gf late 20's line up for 30 minutes get the ice cream than say they have no money. R U FCKING KIDDING ME 98 freaking cents between the 2 of you.

Lots of other stories but Iam a bit braindead today.

Serge the difficulty I had reading that gave me a headache.
serge
I have visions of a chocolate sundae today. With peanuts...MMMMM
pezeveng
Iam finally googleable. Iam ranked 4020 in the world beware on Friday bitches.

http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...g-ghazarian.htm
MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Monday, May 4th, 2009, 12:32 PM) *
Iam finally googleable. Iam ranked 4020 in the world beware on Friday bitches.

http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...g-ghazarian.htm


I dont really know what this means dude, but congrats on the cash. icon_biggrin.gif
troyomac
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Monday, May 4th, 2009, 8:32 AM) *
Iam finally googleable. Iam ranked 4020 in the world beware on Friday bitches.

http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...g-ghazarian.htm

Niiiiice! I'm not ranked yet for this year sad.gif

http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...ray-mcclure.htm
Zach6668
QUOTE (troyomac @ Monday, May 4th, 2009, 1:19 PM) *
Niiiiice! I'm not ranked yet for this year sad.gif

http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...ray-mcclure.htm

I couldn't even find mine by searching my last name, but found it by looking up the event I cashed in.

http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...y-henderson.htm

I added a photo and slightly changed the bio. Not nearly ambitious enough to fill all of it out, LOL. They'll probably reject the photo, though, because I stole it from PokerNews.
serge
Yes...is the word of the day
troyomac
Pez, for us non experts, please share with us some techniques you use to get rid of the hiccups, thanks!
MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (troyomac @ Monday, May 11th, 2009, 5:22 PM) *
Pez, for us non experts, please share with us some techniques you use to get rid of the hiccups, thanks!


dont tell me you still got them?
troyomac
QUOTE (MapleLeafpoker @ Monday, May 11th, 2009, 2:41 PM) *
dont tell me you still got them?

Nooo, but I need to know for next time!
Babying
Did you enjoy knocking me out of the tourny?
pezeveng
What causes Hiccups
Carbonated beverages
Going from a warm environment to a cold one
Eating too quickly or too much
Alcohol consumption
Abdominal surgery
Emotional stress

How to stop Hiccups
Seal a brown paper bag with your fingers around your nose and mouth. Rapidly breathe in and out and then breathe in deeply. Count slowly to 10, then release.
Add ice cubes to a glass of water and slowly drink it.
Plug your ears with index fingers for 20 seconds.
pezeveng
QUOTE (Babying @ Monday, May 11th, 2009, 3:23 PM) *
Did you enjoy knocking me out of the tourny?



Babying=Ing?

I have to admit Iam lost as to whos who anymore. I thought meeting you guys would help me but now Iam even more confused.
troyomac
Sick, thanks. I'll likely have to try a few of those soon.

Oddly enough I didn't get the hiccups on Saturday night which was nice. I can't believe you slept in and missed all the shenanigans.
pezeveng
QUOTE (troyomac @ Monday, May 11th, 2009, 3:56 PM) *
Sick, thanks. I'll likely have to try a few of those soon.

Oddly enough I didn't get the hiccups on Saturday night which was nice. I can't believe you slept in and missed all the shenanigans.



Ya Iam really pissed I worked all day got home around 7 wanted to nap till 8 but I didnt get up till about 1 am. When Iam on holidays Iam way more fun so hope everyone comes to Vegas in November.
Babying
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Monday, May 11th, 2009, 6:56 PM) *
Babying=Ing?

I have to admit Iam lost as to whos who anymore. I thought meeting you guys would help me but now Iam even more confused.


Ya it is me. I drove around your neighborhood on Saturday since the wife was working in the area. Man you are right there in Serge land. Had a buddy working at the TD next door sometime ago. He use to tell me stories but I bet your stories are worst.

TulaneFlyr
What flavors you rockin today? Need something good to think about for a crappy day away from the puter and into the swine flu masses!!! wink.gif
serge
QUOTE (Babying @ Monday, May 11th, 2009, 8:30 PM) *
Ya it is me. I drove around your neighborhood on Saturday since the wife was working in the area. Man you are right there in Serge land. Had a buddy working at the TD next door sometime ago. He use to tell me stories but I bet your stories are worst.



lol...how is gay village now Serge land???
pezeveng
QUOTE (TulaneFlyr @ Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 7:31 AM) *
What flavors you rockin today? Need something good to think about for a crappy day away from the puter and into the swine flu masses!!! wink.gif



We have this kick ass flavour called Candy Man. Swiss choc ice cream with sugar crisps and choc bites with an orange and caramel swirl.

My baseball bet for today

Cinci-Arizona under 8.5 (the cinci bats will cool down)

Pitt +105 (I love Duke so he should end this losing streak)

Jays -135 (strictly a bias bet I do this once in a while)

Seattle +138 (great odds in a game thats a tossup)

Wash-Giants under 8 (just a hunch)


Iam posting my baseball bets just to keep up with the 2 bunnies.


Blast from the past (I will post different stories on occasion from things that have happened in the past in the store)

We had this one girl that use to come to the store and talk with us. My bro has the gift of the gab and talks with girls like he's interested in what they are saying. So Iam sitting on the stool while my bro chats it up with this girl who is a 9 out of 10. He starts talking about muffs and says you are probably clean shaven which the chick replies no I have a strip my bro says lets see. Without hesitation she pulls down her pant and shows us this beutiful landing strip. To which I reply can I start jerking it. She looks at me in disgust and says you're a perv. My brother defuses the situation and says Sev have some more respect. This chick is now married to a former baseball player and lives in the US.

I have a great story tommorrow where you never should shitt where you eat.

troyomac
Yes! I can't wait to read all Sev's stories, this thread is going to be the nuts on a strawberry sundae!
rinswun
haha that is awesome

totally put me off the idea of ever getting a sundae with the 'secret sauce' at your store though lol
pezeveng
QUOTE (rinswun @ Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 10:55 AM) *
haha that is awesome

totally put me off the idea of ever getting a sundae with the 'secret sauce' at your store though lol



my customers will pay extra for that. No word of a lie I have this perv that comes to the store and buys tubs he always says feel free to throw in a couple of pubic hairs in there.
rinswun
lol wtf?!
MapleLeafpoker
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 1:40 PM) *
Blast from the past (I will post different stories on occasion from things that have happened in the past in the store)

We had this one girl that use to come to the store and talk with us. My bro has the gift of the gab and talks with girls like he's interested in what they are saying. So Iam sitting on the stool while my bro chats it up with this girl who is a 9 out of 10. He starts talking about muffs and says you are probably clean shaven which the chick replies no I have a strip my bro says lets see. Without hesitation she pulls down her pant and shows us this beutiful landing strip. To which I reply can I start jerking it. She looks at me in disgust and says you're a perv. My brother defuses the situation and says Sev have some more respect. This chick is now married to a former baseball player and lives in the US.

I have a great story tommorrow where you never should shitt where you eat.


I used to have this gift too.

Then I got married, and now I dont care what ANYONE says, and can barely fake it.


"Candy Man" flavour? That must only be available at your location!
Babying
QUOTE (pezeveng @ Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 1:40 PM) *
I have a great story tommorrow where you never should shitt where you eat.



Nice story. Whatever you say next I will definitely not eat at again.
TulaneFlyr
QUOTE (troyomac @ Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 10:48 AM) *
Yes! I can't wait to read all Sev's stories, this thread is going to be the nuts on a strawberry sundae!

MIKE'S JOKE OF THE DAY ABOUT RAY'S MOM --------

I put my nuts on your MOM'S strawberry sundae! Nootch!
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