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BigDMcGee
I love Kurt Warner

Saved my Brady-less Season


Wife had a mullet
CaneBrain
Parcells come to town.

Bring with him noodle arm Chad.

Result is not bad.
r0llin_game
i too have a man crush on warner, bigger one of fitz tho =)
brvheart

Currently my MVP voting through 8 games

1. Clinton Portis
2. Kurt Warner
3. Drew Brees


If the Cardinals make the playoffs and Portis doesn't go over 2,000 yards, then I give it to Warner.

BigDMcGee
QUOTE (brvheart @ Friday, October 31st, 2008, 11:43 PM) *
Currently my MVP voting through 8 games

1. Clinton Portis
2. Kurt Warner
3. Drew Brees


If the Cardinals make the playoffs and Portis doesn't go over 2,000 yards, then I give it to Warner.



Agreed. I also got him in the 21st round of my draft, 3 days before he was named starter. And I love him.
BigDMcGee
One hundred twenty

Quarter Back Rating Sunday

Warner MVP
BigDMcGee
You know what I don't understand? Kurt Warner is the number 2 fantasy QB right now, and he's only owned in 94 percent of leagues, and only started in 84 percent of leagues. 84 %?!? who the hell does that 10 percent ( 16% -6%) have as their QB, Drew Brees? People are crazy, Warner is a god, and should be started in 100 percent of leagues. If you have Warner and Brees, you should trade one of them. Kurt Warner's winning MVP, lock it up.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 4th, 2008, 8:01 AM) *
You know what I don't understand? Kurt Warner is the number 2 fantasy QB right now, and he's only owned in 94 percent of leagues, and only started in 84 percent of leagues. 84 %?!? who the hell does that 10 percent ( 16% -6%) have as their QB, Drew Brees? People are crazy, Warner is a god, and should be started in 100 percent of leagues. If you have Warner and Brees, you should trade one of them. Kurt Warner's winning MVP, lock it up.



There's a lot of Warner hate out there.

Inexplicable.

Wait -- his wife and the God thing. Oh yeah.
dolfan
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Tuesday, November 4th, 2008, 9:04 AM) *
There's a lot of Warner hate out there.

Inexplicable.

Wait -- his wife and the God thing. Oh yeah.


This clearly violates the rules of haiku.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (dolfan @ Tuesday, November 4th, 2008, 9:07 AM) *
This clearly violates the rules of haiku.



Kurt Warner Ah Ahhhhhhh

Champion of the Son Ah Ahhhhhhh

Wife has a Mullet
CaneBrain
Chad keeps it going.

Defense playing way better.

Thinking postseason?
dolfan
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, November 4th, 2008, 9:13 AM) *
Kurt Warner Ah Ahhhhhhh

Champion of the Son Ah Ahhhhhhh

Wife has a Mullet


Now we're getting somewhere.
r0llin_game
Warner led me to a title last year, and he's sure as hell doing it again this year!
DinkDonk
Wife has a mullet

Also crazy Jesus freak

Meh, I'd still hit it
BigDMcGee
Those that think that you




Do not belong in the hall



Are smoking crack rock
BigDMcGee
love you all season

then you go six for thirty

so fuck you jesus
Painter567
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Sunday, December 21st, 2008, 7:49 PM) *
love you all season

then you go six for thirty

so fuck you jesus

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r0llin_game
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Sunday, December 21st, 2008, 7:49 PM) *
love you all season

then you go six for thirty

so fuck you jesus

you mean you weren't smart enough to bench him. i started cassel and never looked back
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (r0llin_game @ Sunday, December 21st, 2008, 7:24 PM) *
you mean you weren't smart enough to bench him. i started cassel and never looked back


Grats on having the cassel option. I also had Orton verse Green bay ( orton has been sucking since he got injured) and Matt Ryan against Minnesota. It's not like Warner didnt' start or something or got benched after the first quarter. He just sucked complete and utter ass. I had no reason to believe, based on any of his previous perfomances, that he'd suck utter ass. He was averaging over 300 yards a game.



PS Go Fuck yourself
r0llin_game
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Sunday, December 21st, 2008, 10:35 PM) *
Grats on having the cassel option. I also had Orton verse Green bay ( orton has been sucking since he got injured) and Matt Ryan against Minnesota. It's not like Warner didnt' start or something or got benched after the first quarter. He just sucked complete and utter ass. I had no reason to believe, based on any of his previous perfomances, that he'd suck utter ass. He was averaging over 300 yards a game.



PS Go Fuck yourself

It's not like Warner has been spectacular as of late either. With I was smart enough to bench him last weekend =/

p.s. fuck yourself harder <33
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (r0llin_game @ Monday, December 22nd, 2008, 2:49 AM) *
It's not like Warner has been spectacular as of late either. With I was smart enough to bench him last weekend =/

p.s. fuck yourself harder <33



Last weekend when he threw for 270 and a touchdown? Or did you mean the weekend before that when he threw for 280 and a touchdown? Or maybe it was the weekend before that where he threw for 230 and 3 touch downs? Nigga plz.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 22nd, 2008, 8:44 AM) *
Last weekend when he threw for 270 and a touchdown? Or did you mean the weekend before that when he threw for 280 and a touchdown? Or maybe it was the weekend before that where he threw for 230 and 3 touch downs? Nigga plz.



Warner has had a great fantasy season. The moment I heard the forecast for the Pats/Cards game I would have benched him assuming I had anyone else competent to play QB instead.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Monday, December 22nd, 2008, 10:10 AM) *
Warner has had a great fantasy season. The moment I heard the forecast for the Pats/Cards game I would have benched him assuming I had anyone else competent to play QB instead.



yeah, that was the missing piece of the puzzle. But the snow didn't seem to stop cassel from passing all over the cardinals.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 22nd, 2008, 9:19 AM) *
yeah, that was the missing piece of the puzzle. But the snow didn't seem to stop cassel from passing all over the cardinals.



The Patriots play at least one snow game every year. That was the Cardinals first game in the snow in 25 years! No surprise the Patriots handled it better. And the Cards had nothing to play for. It's not like Matt Ryan had some easy matchup though. I dont blame you for starting Warner. Maybe if there was someone on the waiver wire with a good matchup. Not much you can do in that situation unless you have a good backup.

Warner is a putrid bad-weather QB.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Monday, December 22nd, 2008, 11:51 AM) *
The Patriots play at least one snow game every year. That was the Cardinals first game in the snow in 25 years! No surprise the Patriots handled it better. And the Cards had nothing to play for. It's not like Matt Ryan had some easy matchup though. I dont blame you for starting Warner. Maybe if there was someone on the waiver wire with a good matchup. Not much you can do in that situation unless you have a good backup.

Warner is a putrid bad-weather QB.



yeah, and it's the first snow game cassel has ever played. There was no one on the waiver wire that was better than Matt Ryan.
r0llin_game
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 22nd, 2008, 10:44 AM) *
Last weekend when he threw for 270 and a touchdown? Or did you mean the weekend before that when he threw for 280 and a touchdown? Or maybe it was the weekend before that where he threw for 230 and 3 touch downs? Nigga plz.

He only turned the ball over 2 or 3 times Week 14. If I had benched him for Cassel, I'd won my league. Yes I started Warner the whole season, but Cassel could still have carried my team. How pissed do you think I was last week?
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (r0llin_game @ Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008, 11:46 PM) *
He only turned the ball over 2 or 3 times Week 14. If I had benched him for Cassel, I'd won my league. Yes I started Warner the whole season, but Cassel could still have carried my team. How pissed do you think I was last week?



very? My stupid league goes to week 17, and I'm in the championship game, but I have to bench some of my best players because I don't think they'll play the whole game. Matt Ryan gets the start against STL, and most likely will be the subject of my next Haiku.


So long, Kurt Warner, and thanks for the fish.
r0llin_game
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Wednesday, December 24th, 2008, 8:14 PM) *
very? My stupid league goes to week 17, and I'm in the championship game, but I have to bench some of my best players because I don't think they'll play the whole game. Matt Ryan gets the start against STL, and most likely will be the subject of my next Haiku.


So long, Kurt Warner, and thanks for the fish.

glgl!!!

GO ATL, I'm taking them in them this week in survivor!
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (r0llin_game @ Thursday, December 25th, 2008, 10:27 AM) *
glgl!!!

GO ATL, I'm taking them in them this week in survivor!



that's quite a survivor run, grats.
r0llin_game
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Thursday, December 25th, 2008, 3:11 PM) *
that's quite a survivor run, grats.

woooooooooooooo tyty 17 straight weeks. so incredible

we split 5k, and played for 8k. 2 of the 7 lost
BigDMcGee
Benched you for Ryan


You flourished, four touchdowns



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