Religous arguing is so 2007. So liberating to not care enough to set you guys straight.

WHY DOES GOD DO BAD THINGS LOIS? WHY???

Because she hates you and you deserve it.

Yes, I feel you sinking further into apathy... lurching further toward nihilism.. yes.. yes.. YES bwahahahahahahah!

Why argue?

Christian apathy means we hope the rapture happens on Monday, until then if you want it...read the Bible.

I'd love to read the part of the bible where it actually talks about the rapture, i think it got edited out of my version.

God ain't no woman, cuz they not so smart.

Gods or women?

It'll be funny when the rapture never happens.

close, the rapture happens november 4!!

racist

I see what you did there

"For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord." (1 Thessalonians 4:15–17)

I don't think that passage gives any support of a pre-tribulation rapture (a la Left Behind), which is usually what fundamentalists are referring to when they speak of the rapture.

Free line cuts!



pwned

was just supplying the passage the idea of the rapture originated from. not endorsing anyone's wild interpretation : )

I believe you're referring to armageddon.

I'm mid trib


Very unpopular with the locals

Yeah, the rapture ain't exactly, well, biblical. I don't argue this stuff no more, though, I am in a different place now.

Come back Lois ! We need you!

This could mean so many things.

Kentucky?

Me wub yo abatar.

No, just work. I just don't have the time, and I am kind of out of shit, you know? Material wise, I just don't think I have much left to give to this part of the forum.

It seems like there are a lot of atheist or anarchist in this forum. I actually envy what religious people have. I'm not.
I tried satanic stuff but it was just too stupid. I have some goth friends and I'm sort of goth but I know it's just me being stupid.

I once hired a gothic guy at my shop. He arrived for the job interview in his hearse, the only clothes he had were skull covered because he worked for clothes at Hot Topic for a year. Girlfriend heavy goth chick. Very artistic, but not willing to work hard to achieve more than keeping his rent paid and money for dope so he and his friends can watch for UFOs in Joshua Tree or neaqr Anza.

Nicest guy I've ever hired, he left me about 3 years ago. we talk to this day.

Of course usually he's just texting me that Bush is covering up the alien landing or they found Big Foot, but still he really made me see that goth's aren't all losers.

Not that you are/were, or would be, but that they, and not they like 'bad they' but just advance the sentance they, are generally good. Of course I don't stereotype all people like this meaning I can't say all goths are like my friend Bob, but if they are, then I like them.

Im not that kind of goth. I'm the type that wears pentagram T-shirts and listens to horribly loud metal music where you cant understand the singer.

I would show up for work on times as much as I could. Are you hiring? I can blow up ballons.

That's what they all say until hour 6

Then it's : "I can't feel my arms and all my fingers are bleeding, are we almost done?"

"Almost half way" I tell them

Does he have a sister?

Are those your balloons?

i thought modern satanists were actually atheists.

Can I get a hail Satan?

I don't know if I was either really.

More of just a rebel I guess. I was the kid that never got picked for teams in sports so I would try to destroy the game.

I was one of 6 guys on that job.

He's a rebel...

Lucky you

You cheat on my sister and I will murder you in your sleep.


What, 250 pounds of solid whore isn't enough for you?

that came out of left field.

That post was a pretty much my sense of humour, which I try and hide and am pretty much ashamed of, because it's off the wall and often crass and mean and once in a blue moon even racist. But, I have fun and people like me, even abnormal ones like gays and stuff. I have a a great time in this life, it's a shame I feel so much guilt about it.

It is a shame you feel bad about it.. if I were you, I'd blame the jews. I've come to understand over the years, they are pretty much to blame for everything.

Well, I already pinned my out of wedlock son on them so I tend to cut them some slack, but, yeah, I can see what you're saying.

I love pickle juice!!! I know pickle juice, Senator. Your Christ is no pickle juice!!!