ok...the daughter of the owner of my pub and 2 other resturants in town is having a "harvestFest" party at her house on saturday

were good friends and shes inviting a shitload of ppl...obv all day and all night party

she told everyone to bring 1 thing..no specifics

one of my friends is bringing a pinata, another is bringing a ton of tiny liquor bottles so we can play 'bob for shots' in a tub of water

i want to bring something original

any ideas?

lube

thats getting into a slippery slope right there

a midget

FYP

box of condoms

weed brownies are always a welcome gift

or my personel favorite roofie brownies

alas...the pinata is gonna be full of candy and condoms

John McCain

steal a monkey from the zoo

It's already been brought!

Shawn pops his head back in and gives the only correct answer.

One of those gigantic bottles of wine that you usually only see on displays at cheesy Italian restaurants.

FYP

ok leave


right now





im serious

This?

well if your gonna bring coke your gonna need Zima

i DO have 9well my parents hace) a 32 yr old bottle of goldschlager with a miniature ballerina on a windup dancing inside the bottle...

kereoke machine + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP1HEFlkdY

instant classic.

you're pretty close. her dad is going to be there right? possibly an uncle.

I brought an inflatable hot tub to a party once. To say things got interesting would be an enormous understatement.

best idea yet

please elaborate

can you see that pic? whenever i direct link to op.com image it wont work. i usually imageshack those bitches.

and no way chroozo pulls off AD. no way. doesnt have the innocence. guy ooozes sexuality.

I think he means naked chicks

That's just way too long of a story, two days worth of insanity and a couple of weeks of aftermath.

who's wife was it?

Not mine!

i dont see the pic


PM then?

lol

Standard Wine Bottle Sizes
These are traditional standard bottle sizes for Champagne.
Split


Split
187 ml

Half-Bottle
Holds 375 ml or one half of the standard bottle size.

Bottle
Holds 750 ml - the standard size.

Magnum
Two bottles or 1.5 litres.

Double Magnum
Twice the size of a magnum, holding 3.0 litres, or the equivalent of 4 bottles.

Jeroboam
There are two sizes of Jeroboams: the sparkling wine Jeroboam holds 4 bottles, or 3.0 litres: the still wine Jeroboam holds 6 regular bottles, or 4.5 litres.

Rehoboam
Champagne only - 4.5 litres or 6 bottles.

Imperial
Holds 6 litres or the equivalent of 8 bottles. Tends to be Bordeaux shaped.

Methuselah
Same size as an Imperial (6 litres) but is usually used for sparkling wines and is Burgundy-shaped.

Salmanazar
Holds 12 regular bottles (one case), or 9.0 litres.

Balthazar
Holds 16 bottles or 12.0 litres.

Nebuchadnezzar
Holds 20 bottles of wine or 15.0 litres. According to my colleague John Ager, quoting from Fogwells Wine Guide, it is equivalent to 20 standard bottles (15 litres, 3.96 US gal., 3.3 UK gal.). Bill Tighe says that the Nebuchadnezzar, according to the "Random House unabridged Dictionary of the English language, as she is spoken here in the colonies, is 20 quarts, or 18.9 liters". I suspect something amiss here! The Concise Oxford doesn't mention the word. The Encarta World English Dictionary refers only to the Babylonian king.

I think this is ok there junk is blurred

Melchizedek (40 bottles of wine or 30 litres) > Nebuchadnezzar

I'd hug you if I could.

Up until a couple of years ago, I owned a house that was basically the main party spot for me and all of my friends (and all of their friends, and their friends, and so on, and so on.)

It wasn't quite Animal House or The Pit, but if you're familiar with those houses then you get the basic idea. I named the house **** upon purchase, and we spent the next 8 years building the legend of our little fraternity without a college.

For my roommate's 24th birthday, we decided to throw a Friday night party and invite every single person we could think of to attend. One of my good friends worked for a pool cleaning, sales and equipment company and had access to portable hot tubs that he could borrow for free whenever he wanted.

We wanted, he delivered, and the hot tub was installed in my backyard Friday afternoon. We filled it up with hot water from the basement laundry faucet and left it to simmer until later on in the evening when people would be nice and buzzed.

People started showing up at around 6pm, and we quickly realized that this party was going to have a happy "problem". Every single person coming through the door brought at least 1 bottle of alcohol or at least a 12 pack of beer. Multiply that by about 120 people and you get the idea that the house had a surplus of alcohol at the end of the night. We decreed there and then that this party would be a two night affair and would be continued Saturday night, no one was allowed to bring anything.

Anyway, around 10pm people started to hop into the tub (with bathing suits). We had a firm rule that there had to be at least 1 girl in the tub for every guy at all times, no exceptions. Girls were forbidden from leaving the tub unless they had a replacement, the punishment was banishment from the tub for the rest of the night. No one broke the rules. The hot tub was obviously the place to be at the party and I spent almost the entire night in it. At 2am (after a great deal more drinking) it was decreed that the hot tub was now a "clothing forbidden" zone, and no suits were allowed for the rest of the night. Everyone thought this was a great idea, ladies and gentlemen alike.

Around 3am, the hot tubbers were myself, my girlfriend G, my roommate A, his "friend" (who is now his wife) H, my roommate J and another girl C who was the cousin of two of my other roommates (I had 4 at the time). C and A had been hooking up fairly regularly for about a month, but tonight he was more interested in getting H into the sack. This was going over very poorly with C, and she was trying to get some jealous attention from A by playfully hooking up with J. By this time of the night everyone was pretty toasty and soaking in the hot tub was quickly becoming group sex in the hot tub.

This is where things got somewhat more interesting.

C finally seemed to figure out that A didn't care one way or the other that she was hooking up with J, so she decided to try a different tactic and started screaming her head off about J sexually assaulting her under the water. Now I ask you: a pretty girl strips off all her clothes and plops herself down in your lap and starts grinding on you, are you going to start touching her? I thought so.

She gets out of the water in a flash and starts crying hysterically to her cousins about what a jerk J is, how they need to beat his ass and how she's going to call the police and press charges. The cousins are ready to drag him out into the yard for a beating but A and I quickly explain the complete situation and they quickly come to the realization that #1 - C is totally in the wrong and #2 - There is no way in hell A and I are going to allow them to beat J up when he didn't do anything wrong.

C leaves the party and the group activities in the hot tub recommence, only now A and H are bored with the whole thing and get replaced by my friends S and K who are a couple. I had a tremendous crush on K so I took every opportunity to move the situation into a 4 way rather than just two couples going at it next to each other, but it didn't go very far (unfortunately). About an hour later we shut the party down and everyone crashed to store up for the next one.

Saturday night was basically the exact same story as Friday night, only the names were changed. In the tub again was G and I, along with my friend P who had arranged for the tub for us and his girlfriend H. This time we all pretty well knew that the whole thing was going to end up as an orgy, and it didn't disappoint once again. No drama this time, just a fun time had by all and another good party.

Sunday morning I packed the hot tub into the back of my pickup and went to return it. As I pulled out of my street onto the main road I felt a huge gust of wind and the 80 pound hot tub literally flew out of the back of my truck into the road. I pulled over, packed it back up and put the cracked plastic housing for the pump motor back together the best I could, got the tub back to the shop and never heard another word about it.

Sunday afternoon, there's a knock on our door. I opened it up to find two uniformed Rochester police officers standing on my porch, demanding access to my backyard to "collect evidence", they specifically wanted to see this hot tub they've heard so much about.

Fuck.

The girl from Friday night had actually followed through on what we had thought was an idle threat, and actually filed charges against my roommate J for sexual assault. I led the officers into the backyard and lo and behold, no hot tub. This was obviously very confusing for them and I took the opportunity to point out to them that if there's no hot tub, that must make the rest of this broad's story seem pretty shaky indeed, right? They kinda sorta agreed and left the house since there was clearly no evidence to be found that a party even took place.

Monday evening we had another guest at the house, this time it was the lead investigator on the case who wanted to talk to us about the charges and get some witness statements of what happened. A and I explained the situation exactly as I wrote it above, which is to say that she was just as much in the wrong as he was and that the whole thing was just a play for attention. He agreed with us that the whole thing was just stupid and that he was only following up on it because it was his job, long story short the PD dismissed the case for lack of evidence and the whole thing went away very quickly (less than a month).

After about 3-4 days, my girlfriend and I started noticing some odd bumps on our skin, and that the glands in our armpits were very swollen and sore. She was a professional nurse so she asked around at work and found out that there's actually something called Hot Tub Folliculitis which we had both contracted, has to do with other people's bacteria getting into the pores around your hair follicles and causing infection. That's the price we paid for all our fun that weekend, it went away after about a week but was quite annoying.

About 6 weeks after the party, my friend P pulled me aside and just kinda blurted out "H is pregnant, we're almost 100% positive that the conception happened in your backyard. Congratulations." They ended up choosing not to have the baby as it was nowhere near the right time for either of them, and they're not together anymore. She has at least 1 kid now with another guy, he ended up moving to Florida and is living the college party life all over again at age 30. Bless him.

Eventually G and I broke up, we knew basically from the start that nothing about either of us was right for each other but we carried on for a year and a half like we could work it out. As previously mentioned A and H ended up dating for 3 more years and got married a couple years ago, I was their best man.

That's the story of the hot tub party, told ya this was going to be a long one.

Are there amateur nurses? (that are not in porn)

I don't know why I said it like that, I guess because she works in a hospital as opposed to a school or a nursing home.

Good story btw, was there enough sea men floating in that tub to find a home in that chick womb?

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yeah i knew it

ty tho


ty for sharing

I'm sure the ones he dropped off at the entrance were sufficient. If not, I'm really much happier not entertaining the potential possibilities.

well at least it'd be nice to know that your boys can swim.


what's that? you're tired of me constantly referencing popular culture in my forum posts? well I'm not.

1st off...solid story!!!

However, I wish u could have inserted fake names instead of letters, because maybe I am just a retard but I had trouble following all of that stuff!!!

Otherwise...I gotta get me a portable hot tub!!!

never.

Thanks, and sorry, I'm less than clever sometimes.

...and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it?

Nah...yur plenty clever!!! It probably had a lot more to do with me being not 100% awake yet as I was reading. I just kept going back to the top and trying to put the letters in context. But next time give them all porn star names. That way 99% of General will easily follow the action.

Example...

"Around 3am, the hot tubbers were myself, my girlfriend Gauge, my roommate Peter North, his "friend" (who is now his wife) Nina Hartley, my roommate Rocco Siffredi and another girl Christy Canyon who was the cousin of two of my other roommates (I had 4 at the time). Christy and Peter had been hooking up fairly regularly for about a month, but tonight he was more interested in getting Nina into the sack. This was going over very poorly with Christy, and she was trying to get some jealous attention from Peter by playfully hooking up with Rocco. By this time of the night everyone was pretty toasty and soaking in the hot tub was quickly becoming group sex in the hot tub."

Ron Mexico just got excited!!!!

I can follow this completely!!!!!

Nice story Adam......kinda like an Army party huh.

For a s7s get-together?