runthemover
Wednesday, October 15th, 2008, 12:00 AM
QUOTE (qyayqi @ Wednesday, October 15th, 2008, 12:50 AM)

[vick wanders in to bedroom, his wife is laying naked on the bed]
vicks wife: come to me, honey. my pussy is so hot.
v: [sitting on edge of bed, peering dubiously. poking with one finger] i think you mean wet, dear.
vw: ... what?
v: i'll admit it feels warm, but hardly hot. definitely wet, though. definitely.
vw: are you serious?
v: like a cat. well, let's get to it.
vw: if you mean sleep, then fine. great. but you sure as hell getting any, be it hot, wet, or other.
v: but... but... but my dick is hard now.
vw: [peering at it, poking viciously at it with a finger] i think you mean small. it is sort of hard, but it is definitely small. definitely.
so we're posting personal conversations forwarded for the purposes of getting advice now, Q?
someone's also apparently trying to grab a little bit of someone else's acclaim by leeching themselves onto someone else's post