Here is a description I wrote a long time ago:
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Captain Bible involves retrieving verses from the bible and using them to defeat evil cybers that tell lies, to save victims from their sinful lives. I have the unregistered version, so I can only save one victim; a 'junky' who appears to have constructed a gigantic robot which sporadically injects a bright green drug into him. When it does this, his eyes bulge, his hair stands on end, and his jaw drops. An accurate representation then. The graphics are horrible, pixels are about 4mm x 6mm, so everything is chunky and distorted.
Captain Bible has to find weapons to use during his journey. 3 separate verses will help him with this; one will give him the sword of spirit, another the shield of faith, and the other will warn him of traps and snares.
The cybers, his enemies, will not attack him unless he tries to prove wrong one of their 'cyber lies' (these words flash glaringly in bright red everytime you try to confront the cyber). They can attack C.B. using either some kind of laser beam, laser web, or laser projectile. All of these can be defended by using his shield (not to be mistaken with the shield of faith, which does nothing special once gained). He uses his sword to defeat the foes (not to be mistaken with the sword of spirit, which also does nothing once gained).
Strewn amongst the longer corridors in C.B's journey are more lasers. When he comes across one of these, he has to wait until it pauses before continuing. I don't see why they are there at all; they wouldn't be much protection if you can get past them. I suppose they're just there to irritate the player, as you have to journey back and forth along these corridors, which all look exactly the same, causing you to slowly go insane. If like me you are short of patience, you'll probably end up running through the lasers instead, and going to the nearest chapel before you run out of faith.
That's right, when hit by one of the laser things, C.B. doesn't lose health, he loses faith. So every so often he will come across a small chapel, where he can pray, and stock up on more faith.
Something else he comes across every so often is a communication center. These are usually guarded by a cyber, and sometimes also have locks on the doors, which you unlock using a verse as with the cybers, but no fighting is involved. When you get inside you are connected to a random Christian, who informs you that he (there are no females in the game so far) has been reading a passage in the bible and would like to understand it more. As Captain Bible, you must listen to their ideas about what the verse means, choose the correct one, and explain it further. They will then transmit the verse to you for further cyber eradication.
Captain Bible has to find weapons to use during his journey. 3 separate verses will help him with this; one will give him the sword of spirit, another the shield of faith, and the other will warn him of traps and snares.
The cybers, his enemies, will not attack him unless he tries to prove wrong one of their 'cyber lies' (these words flash glaringly in bright red everytime you try to confront the cyber). They can attack C.B. using either some kind of laser beam, laser web, or laser projectile. All of these can be defended by using his shield (not to be mistaken with the shield of faith, which does nothing special once gained). He uses his sword to defeat the foes (not to be mistaken with the sword of spirit, which also does nothing once gained).
Strewn amongst the longer corridors in C.B's journey are more lasers. When he comes across one of these, he has to wait until it pauses before continuing. I don't see why they are there at all; they wouldn't be much protection if you can get past them. I suppose they're just there to irritate the player, as you have to journey back and forth along these corridors, which all look exactly the same, causing you to slowly go insane. If like me you are short of patience, you'll probably end up running through the lasers instead, and going to the nearest chapel before you run out of faith.
That's right, when hit by one of the laser things, C.B. doesn't lose health, he loses faith. So every so often he will come across a small chapel, where he can pray, and stock up on more faith.
Something else he comes across every so often is a communication center. These are usually guarded by a cyber, and sometimes also have locks on the doors, which you unlock using a verse as with the cybers, but no fighting is involved. When you get inside you are connected to a random Christian, who informs you that he (there are no females in the game so far) has been reading a passage in the bible and would like to understand it more. As Captain Bible, you must listen to their ideas about what the verse means, choose the correct one, and explain it further. They will then transmit the verse to you for further cyber eradication.
If that has whet your appetite, you can download the game by clicking this, as long as you're not a Vista faggot.
If you don't want to download and play (idiot), then why not discuss it anyway. Are you a Christian? Do you think this game is a cool idea for educating young kids about god, or an absurd, tacky ploy that diminishes Christianity? If you're not a Christian, do you think this game is a blatant and pathetic attempt to indoctrinate children? I kinda do.
