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Asimo
I'm surprised that I was unable to find a topic on this already. I watched it over the weekend and thought it was great.

A few lines that were really funny:


"George Bush fucked up so bad he made it hard for another white man to run for President"

"John McCain is 72 he's too old to run for President. He was too old 10 years ago. I don't want a President with a Bucket List!"

"Barack Obama, a black man with a black name. That's about as black as a name can get, that's right next to Dikembe Mutombo. It' ain't like his name is Bob Jones and you can go a few weeks without knowing his black."

"It's not like we're voting for Flava Flav....... Flava Flav must be killed, these are important times we got a nigga running for President. We can't have a nigga running around with a fucking clock around his neck and a viking hat on."

"It's gonna be hard for Barack Obama to be President because has a black wife."

"Can you imagine telling your black wife you're the President?......(Wife) No, we President!"

"Nobody gives less of a fuck then Georg Bush. If you were hanging off a cliff and all you need was a fuck and you were to ask Bush for a fuck, he'd be like sorry I just do give a fuck..."
Vinnie_Terranova
was it an hbo special?
Asimo
QUOTE (Vinnie_Terranova @ Monday, September 29th, 2008, 8:41 AM) *
was it an hbo special?


Yeah.
Vinnie_Terranova
QUOTE (Asimo @ Monday, September 29th, 2008, 9:42 AM) *
Yeah.


wow. i have hbo and i never even heard about it.

I gotta find it and set the tivo.
keith crime
the editing made this unwatchable

his suit changes every ten seconds
Asimo
QUOTE (keith crime @ Monday, September 29th, 2008, 11:12 PM) *
the editing made this unwatchable

his suit changes every ten seconds


The format was different but the editing didn't bother me that much. I was just kind of thinking why they would even do that unless some parts of his act were different in each city and they wanted to incorporate as much as possible into the HBO special.
taylorhb0
QUOTE (keith crime @ Tuesday, September 30th, 2008, 2:12 AM) *
the editing made this unwatchable

his suit changes every ten seconds


I found it kind of entertaining.
powerpoker
QUOTE (Asimo @ Tuesday, September 30th, 2008, 12:14 AM) *
The format was different but the editing didn't bother me that much. I was just kind of thinking why they would even do that unless some parts of his act were different in each city and they wanted to incorporate as much as possible into the HBO special.

I think this is the case, since i worked both of the vegas shows out here. All of the jokes in the OP post are pretty much what he opened the show here with, i was laughing pretty hard at times.
grocery_mony
Just saw it this past wekend. Rock is gold as usual. Love the n-word rules for white people. Just sucks it probally will be another 5 years before he does another one. With George Carlin dying ,Dave Chappelle going a bit weird there are very few really good stand ups left. Its becoming a lost art form I am afraid.
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