This is for serge to put his made up fantasy dreams about elite goalies failing and superstars getting injured.

Please refrain from posting this trash in the Penguins' thread. I added the Sens and Habs too, but it's up to them whether they are sick of your useless posts or not.

Either way, it seems like it'd be good to consolidate this for any time people need a laugh, or in the future to look back and praise serge for how great his picks have been... errr....

thats just gay..even for you...

I think the PC is way to say that is "my, how clay aiken of you!"

lol..the worst kept secret in show business..

Who is next now..Ricky Martin.

Kyle Wellwood

Anderson Cooper. And I'm not kidding..

Yes I will concur with Gruven..

However I think most people know this

LOL @ this thread starting with gay disclosures...

I will probably post here to defend all three teams, although I obviously have some sort of agressions towards both the Pens and Habs.

But I can't say I hate them...cause I hate the Leafs...

Anderson Cooper? Really? I'm a little uncomfortable now about the man-crush I had for him.



And maybe the subtitle should be, "I just hate every team that's better than the Leafs"

Hmm yeah I had no idea about the Anderson Cooper thing, I still think he's a cool dude.

Ok lets see......

The Leafs won their first game against the champs.

The Habs look not great losing in a shootout.

The Pens have looked better..

The clown had surgery and will miss at least two weeks..


I think its been a great start for me so far..

You should cash out now.

other than the obvious disaster in Toronto...the other games went allright..

both the Sens and Pens blow late leads to lose...The Sens in regulation...

Toronto's fingerprints are somewhat on the Pens loss. The goal that tied the game at 1 late in the 3rd went in right off of one of Hal Gill's trunks.

Last night was shaping up to be a good as the Pens blew a 2 goal lead, however they won in OT...

Good news is the saviour of Pittsburgh is struggling and has only 2 assists in 4 games....This bodes well for a lot of bets.

The Pens havent looked great but have squeaked out two OT wins...

Tonight all our energies will be concentrated on demolish the assholes from Montreal..

Hatred meter, updated daily..

1 . Montreal.......
2. Pittsburgh
3. Ottawa

Already fan favorite George Laraque will be making his debut tonight in the Habs home opener. Tune in for a night of opening ceremony celebrations as 2 ancient Habs, Elmer Lach and Emile Bouchard (both past the age of 90) celebrate the 44 habs that have made it to the HHOF and 10 builders of the Habs with a Ring of Honor.

another bs shootout win....These games have to start going the other way....They will

Yes, a bunch of young, very slick and talented forwards, along with Kovalev, and very good goaltending.... sounds like a formula to lose in shootoouts....

I was talking about all the shootouts going against me..

Penguins have 5pts without a regulation win..

The point system needs to change.

perfect night tonight...

Penguins blow a 3-0 lead and lose in REGULATION..

If it wasnt for the 3 pp goals, and the shady goaltending early on, it wouldnt have been close..


WHOOPIIEEEEE

If it wasn't for playing 3 periods instead of 2, the Pens win.


What's your point?

oh what a night..

The Leafs beat the Sens in the battle of Ontario on national tv.
The Habs give up a 6 spot and lose to Anaheim
and to top it off a beatiful choke job by the Penguins as they lose..


Beatiful night

Enjoy, they must be few and far between for you.


Antropov has about 12 more games before he goes down with an injury. I'm predicting left knee.

The DM curse. First he got Briere, now he's coming for Nik haha.

a so so night...

Leafs lose a close one..

Habs win a shootout..

The pens lose...Not only do they lose but get dominated in shots 34-11...

Sabby played well to keep them in...I cant believe I used a nickname for a Penguin

Here is an interesting stat for the Pen fans to digest...

The Pens who arguably have the top 2 offensive players in hockey have a total of 25 goals in 10 games..

The Leafs who have been tabbed a team with no first line players have a total of 26 goals in 10 games.

The Leafs are one point behind the Pens, and if it wasnt for the stellar goaltending of Fleury and Sabourin the Pens would be in a worst spot..

Only 10 games yet, but i am liking what is developing.

You're liking that you've played better and scored more goals yet are still behind in the standings?

No i am liking the fact that the Penguins were slated to challenge for the conference and even the most positive prediction didnt have the Leafs ranked higher than 12th(except myself).


I dont think a lot of people (normal non penguin loving fcp people) would argue that the Leafs have played a lot better than Pittsburgh this year.

Also i think you are scared that you are in danger of losing not one but TWO bets where you layed me 10-1

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/boxscore?gameId=281018016

yes you won that game...But overall the Leafs are a better team right now. As crazy as that sounds its true

oh and you ARE one of those crazy penguin loving FCP people.

HAHA, you called someone else crazy. Good one! You make me laugh. I like you.

Pittsburgh and Toronto have both played 10 games and Pittsburgh has 12 points to Toronto's 11. I fail to see how "overall the Leafs are a better team right now."

my head exploded

parade status = on

they have played better as a whole..

...through your eyes?

no through the eyes of non biased Penguin fans..

For example...The Penguins get outshot 34-11 and essentially dont show up in San Jose, score indicates it was a close game...NOT

The Leafs outplay and outshoot their opposition by a heavy margin in most of their games..

end of story..

next

Which Pens fans have said the SJ game was a good showing? The Sharks smothered us defensively. I don't feel too ashamed of losing to a top 5 team in the NHL.

Meanwhile, the Leafs "try oh so hard" and still lose the close games?

End of story? Talk to me come playoff time.

Zach I have been saying for months the Penguins are a borderline playoff team, which is WAY below what people see them as.

I have also said that the Leafs are a borderline playoff team, which is WAY above what people see them as.

The Penguins are going to go through a tougher part of their schedule with this road trip and its VERY likely that they will be much lower in the standings than you guys think.

So far my predictions (as wild as you believe) are coming true.

40 games into the season I just dont want you to be shocked at the situation.

lmao... I guess with your track record of hockey predictions and bets, we should all bow to your superior analysis. Like I said, come see me at playoff time.

i just had a bad year last year..

Actually I realized why that was....two words

PAUL


and


MAURICE

honestly Zach good luck to the Penguins but how sweet would it be if they miss the playoffs..I promise to buy you 3 very expensive beers with my winnings.

The night started out bad as Montreal stole a game from Minnesota in a game where Minny went 0-10 on the PP..Price played amazing

Ottawa won as well over a pretty flat Florida team.


The best game of the night for me was watching the Penguins play..They came out ridicolous in the first and took like 13 minutes to get a shot on goal.

They manage to score a PP goal on a very lucky bounce off the boards and were outplayed in yet another road game.

As I have predicted all summer and early season , this team just doesnt generate much 5-5 offense especially without Malkin and Crosby.

The Penguinos will tell you but Serge Malkin got 10 shots on goal last night, but they are the same ones that say Shots on Goal are meaningless when it comes to the Leafs dominating every game SOG.....

The kicker last night was the injury to Crosby. Yet again I want to point out I predicted Crosby would miss significant time throughout his career due to injuries, and it looks like he suffered and undisclosed injury last night.

I want to stress that I dont want one of the games top players too miss playing time, however for me financially if Crosby misses significant time I just dont see how this team makes the playoffs.

With an improved Tampa team who is getting better game by game, and the hard working Leafs in Toronto we may see the Penguins fall out of the playoff race sooner than later...

Who is Serge Malkin?

Yes, serge.... giving Malkin, or Vinny Lecavalier ten shots on goal is EXACTLY the same as giving Matt Stajan ten shots on goal....

the end result is the same. To get 10 shots on goal , you have to be doing something right..


bottom line is the Penguins are EXACTLY as i predicted they would be...An average team if they get good years out of Malkin,Crosby and Fleury..If not a bad team.

I rather have my 4 line hard working Leafs team than a team like the Pens.

Almost a perfect night for me as per this thread.

Leafs another solid game, with lots of goals and points from my "prop" players.
We are officially in a playoff spot and it looks good

Habs not only lose but get shellacked. Its been pretty evident their record hasnt been indicate of their play..They are very inconsistent and had some lucky wins against the Islanders and Columbus in recent games.

Ottawa...Well its tough to keep saying the same things over and over..as they just plain suck.

Pittsburgh another huge lead blown, but manage to pick up the win.

PS.

I know making fun of Matt Stajan is fashionable for the Leafs media, however after another phenomenal game the man has 16 pts..And is actually near the league leaders.

Being 11 points back after only 16 games is being near the league leaders? Please share whatever you are smoking.

It has to be BC Skunk or better. Stajan is near the league leaders but Crosby has no shot.

He aint smoking it guys he's spiking the junk. My man chased the dragon and came out on top. Whats next Serge Grobowski for rookie of the year.

How do YOOOU know about THAT stuff?? HA

Smell any at the concert last night? How was it?