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ZOMG!!!
THANK YOU POKER VT, YOU'VE BROUGHT MY GAME TO A NEW LEVEL!!
YESTERDAY, I HAD $0.29 IN MY POKERSTARS ACCOUNT, NOW....I HAVE.................$150!!
WOWOWOWWOWOW

I PLAYED IN THE 100K FREEROLL, AND GUESS WHAT? I CASHED FOR 9 BUCKS!! THANK YOU PVT! I REALLY THINK I APPLIED DANIELS SMALL-BALL STRATEGY, IN THAT I PLAYED 0 HANDS THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT! NO BIG POTS FOR ME!!

THEN I PLAYED SOME CASH GAMES (THANK ONE KARLOS ALVARDO!). I TOTALLY OWNED THE OMAHA HI LO GAMES! THIS HAND GOT THE BALL ROLLING

PokerStars Game #20768430874: Omaha Hi/Lo No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/28 16:13:33 ET
Table 'Devosa II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: marv9999 ($16.65 in chips)
Seat 2: HardcorePawn ($11.90 in chips)
Seat 3: CK JerBear ($23.80 in chips)
Seat 4: BETBABYBET ($23.95 in chips)
Seat 5: whale ($17.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Emilbbs ($53.95 in chips)
Seat 9: Dut35 ($4.65 in chips)
Emilbbs: posts small blind $0.10
Dut35: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HardcorePawn [3s Kd 8c 7d]
marv9999: calls $0.25
HardcorePawn: raises $11.65 to $11.90 and is all-in
CK JerBear has timed out
CK JerBear: folds
CK JerBear is sitting out
BETBABYBET: folds
whale: folds
Emilbbs: folds
Dut35: calls $4.40 and is all-in
marv9999: calls $11.65
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3h 8d]
*** TURN *** [Ks 3h 8d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3h 8d 5d] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marv9999: shows [Qc Jd Qs Ac] (HI: two pair, Queens and Fives)
HardcorePawn: shows [3s Kd 8c 7d] (HI: two pair, Kings and Eights)
HardcorePawn collected $13.80 from side pot
Dut35: shows [Ad 2c 8h 4h] (HI: two pair, Eights and Fives; LO: 8,5,3,2,A)
HardcorePawn collected $6.70 from main pot
Dut35 collected $6.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.55 Main pot $13.35. Side pot $13.80. | Rake $1.40
Board [Ks 3h 8d 5d 5s]
Seat 1: marv9999 showed [Qc Jd Qs Ac] and lost with HI: two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 2: HardcorePawn showed [3s Kd 8c 7d] and won ($20.50) with HI: two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: CK JerBear folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BETBABYBET folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: whale (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Emilbbs (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Dut35 (big blind) showed [Ad 2c 8h 4h] and won ($6.65) with HI: two pair, Eights and Fives; LO: 8,5,3,2,A

WOWOWOW, WHAT AN UNORTHODOX PLAY! I CREDIT IT TO POKERVT, IT'S THE BEST!! THEN I FELT SO CONFIDENT, I THOUGHT I BETTER TAKE A SHOT AT THE BBIIGG GAME!!!

PokerStars Game #20769562880: Omaha Hi/Lo No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/09/28 16:54:14 ET
Table 'Eulalia II' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: uwilgetbroke ($105.45 in chips)
Seat 2: 111Mongoose ($118 in chips)
Seat 3: mesanjohn ($566.35 in chips)
Seat 4: GalatiaKid ($286.20 in chips)
Seat 5: FDraised ($252.80 in chips)
Seat 6: saldsald ($198.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Mendacious ($98.15 in chips)
Seat 8: fish 4 nutz ($243.75 in chips)
Seat 9: HardcorePawn ($52.30 in chips)
HardcorePawn: posts small blind $1
uwilgetbroke: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HardcorePawn [2d Ks 2s Ad]
111Mongoose: folds
mesanjohn: folds
GalatiaKid: calls $2
FDraised: folds
saldsald: folds
Mendacious: folds
fish 4 nutz: folds
HardcorePawn: raises $6 to $8
uwilgetbroke: folds
GalatiaKid: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [6d 8h Kd]
HardcorePawn: bets $12
GalatiaKid: raises $106 to $118
HardcorePawn: calls $32.30 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($73.70) returned to GalatiaKid
*** TURN *** [6d 8h Kd] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8h Kd 3c] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HardcorePawn: shows [2d Ks 2s Ad] (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 6,4,3,2,A)
GalatiaKid: shows [8s 6c Ah 2h] (HI: two pair, Eights and Sixes; LO: 6,4,3,2,A)
HardcorePawn collected $51.80 from pot
HardcorePawn collected $25.90 from pot
GalatiaKid collected $25.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $106.60 | Rake $3
Board [6d 8h Kd 3c 4d]
Seat 1: uwilgetbroke (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: 111Mongoose folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mesanjohn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: GalatiaKid showed [8s 6c Ah 2h] and won ($25.90) with HI: two pair, Eights and Sixes; LO: 6,4,3,2,A
Seat 5: FDraised folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: saldsald folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Mendacious folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: fish 4 nutz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HardcorePawn (small blind) showed [2d Ks 2s Ad] and won ($77.70) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 6,4,3,2,A

ZOMG!! YOU RULE PVT!

THEN THIS WAS JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

PokerStars Game #20769617781: Omaha Hi/Lo No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/09/28 16:56:12 ET
Table 'Eulalia II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: uwilgetbroke ($102.45 in chips)
Seat 2: 111Mongoose ($114 in chips)
Seat 3: mesanjohn ($566.35 in chips)
Seat 4: GalatiaKid ($259.80 in chips)
Seat 5: FDraised ($252.80 in chips)
Seat 6: saldsald ($198.20 in chips)
Seat 7: Mendacious ($98.15 in chips)
Seat 8: fish 4 nutz ($252.10 in chips)
Seat 9: HardcorePawn ($73.70 in chips)
111Mongoose: posts small blind $1
mesanjohn: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HardcorePawn [As 6s Jd Ad]
GalatiaKid: folds
FDraised: folds
saldsald: folds
Mendacious: folds
fish 4 nutz: raises $2 to $4
HardcorePawn: raises $69.70 to $73.70 and is all-in
uwilgetbroke: folds
111Mongoose: folds
mesanjohn: folds
fish 4 nutz: calls $69.70
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9h 3s]
*** TURN *** [Kc 9h 3s] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 9h 3s 7s] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fish 4 nutz: shows [Qs Td 3d Ah] (HI: a pair of Threes)
HardcorePawn: shows [As 6s Jd Ad] (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,4,3,A)
HardcorePawn collected $73.70 from pot
HardcorePawn collected $73.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $150.40 | Rake $3
Board [Kc 9h 3s 7s 4h]
Seat 1: uwilgetbroke (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 111Mongoose (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mesanjohn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: GalatiaKid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: FDraised folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: saldsald folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Mendacious folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: fish 4 nutz showed [Qs Td 3d Ah] and lost with HI: a pair of Threes
Seat 9: HardcorePawn showed [As 6s Jd Ad] and won ($147.40) with HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,4,3,A


THAT POT WAS WORTH $150! THAT JUST SO HAPPENDS TO BE THE PRICE OF POKER VT! IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR ITSELF!!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP DANIEL AND THANKS TO ALL THE OTHER INSTRUCTORS.

- JAM

LOL

You just went massively up in my estimation.

this is a joke right?

lol at my "i hate paul brevard" post being deleted. pvt jopke