Should have been called Bangkok Stupid
Lame-o movie about the hit man on his last hit, and of course suddenly has a conscience.
"Oh I've killed people for years and been fine about it, but now that I'm about to retire I suddenly have a heart?"
And the love interest is a deaf/mute. Yea, no reason not to make an uncomfortable movie even more so.
Most annoying part of the movie was when he goes to kill some guy, and his vehicle of choice? A row boat in a busy waterway filled with tourist with cameras and his victim has a motorboat.
yea, you're a professional hit man...
Full Version: Bangkok Dangerous
Sounds kinda like The Matador a little. The one with Brosnan.
I had heard that this movie was horrible. They bombed at the box office as well. I think they only made like 7.5M the first weekend
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, September 11th, 2008, 1:56 PM) 
Should have been called Bangkok Stupid
Lame-o movie about the hit man on his last hit, and of course suddenly has a conscience.
"Oh I've killed people for years and been fine about it, but now that I'm about to retire I suddenly have a heart?"
And the love interest is a deaf/mute. Yea, no reason not to make an uncomfortable movie even more so.
Most annoying part of the movie was when he goes to kill some guy, and his vehicle of choice? A row boat in a busy waterway filled with tourist with cameras and his victim has a motorboat.
yea, you're a professional hit man...
Lame-o movie about the hit man on his last hit, and of course suddenly has a conscience.
"Oh I've killed people for years and been fine about it, but now that I'm about to retire I suddenly have a heart?"
And the love interest is a deaf/mute. Yea, no reason not to make an uncomfortable movie even more so.
Most annoying part of the movie was when he goes to kill some guy, and his vehicle of choice? A row boat in a busy waterway filled with tourist with cameras and his victim has a motorboat.
yea, you're a professional hit man...
LOL love the movie reviews balloon guy
Why? Why? Why would you go see this movie? Did you not see any of the previews?
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, September 11th, 2008, 7:37 PM)
Why? Why? Why would you go see this movie? Did you not see any of the previews?
I like popcorn
a lot
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Saturday, September 13th, 2008, 6:50 PM)
I like popcorn
a lot
a lot
And I like blowjobs...a lot.
That doesn't mean I go out and buy a puppy and a jar of Skippy everytime I get an erection.
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Saturday, September 13th, 2008, 6:27 PM)
And I like blowjobs...a lot.
That doesn't mean I go out and buy a puppy and a jar of Skippy everytime I get an erection.
That doesn't mean I go out and buy a puppy and a jar of Skippy everytime I get an erection.
I got to the word puppy, and I was thinking you were implying that chicks love puppies and it's like a guaranteed BJ. Then you said Skippy, and I was like, OH.... You're kinda gross and you sound like you know what you're talking about.
That's all.
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