I think the last time I had KFC was over 15 years ago.

KFC secret recipe on high security.

I love the Honey Barbecue wings.. I was also pretty happy that now they will make the strips with Original recipe instead of just extra crispy.

I still get an order of popcorn chicken with potato wedges every once in awhile. I know it's unhealthy, but it's just so tasty!

Last time I had KFC was about 7 years ago. My wife and I were hanging out watching TV and eating the popcorn chicken. All of a sudden she stopped eating, groaned, dropped the container on the table and then started packing everything up to take it to the trash. I kept asking her what was wrong but she told me not to worry about it. I am eating the same damn thing, I am going to worry about it. So she handed me the carton and I swear to whatever you want me to swear too, mixed in with the chicken was a couple feathers.

At least we now know it was real chicken.

Ever since they had that rumor or event that a customer found a fried rat in their tub'o fried chicken I've never had it again. I think that was about 15 years ago...

I've also heard of customer's finding severed fried human fingers in their orders too...

I've never had Popeye's chicken.

Where's Scram when ya need him?

Wow am I glad I didn't read this post before I ate at KFC earlier. Those new strips are really good.

BBQ bacon ranch twister with a poutine and a 7-up.

I fucking love KFC

I love KFC:

http://www.mad-cow.org/00/chicken_head.jpg

Actually, I do, there is so much grease on their chicken/rat/kangaroo/meat that you can't help but love it. In fact, they could skip the meat and just give me a big bucket of deep-fried coating.

Also, their biscuits are really good.

And it's really easy for a family of 5 -- just get a big bucket and run.

It's meat. Eat it. It went through the same cleaning process as the rest of the meat. Just because it's brains, eyes and beak doesn't mean it's dirty.

Me do.

I tank most chicken is O-Tay !

Tumtimes me eat a whole bucket of wings.

I do. But Popeye's is way better. I had an Indian friend in high school that owned a Popeye's and would take orders for everyone. All free. I've loved Indians ever since.

with a couple of grape sodas?

Dats racist

When I was in mexico years ago they called it PFC. They said that they used Pelican meat, and we were urged not to eat there.

but... wouldn't it be kfp? or mfp?

oh yeah man

twister wraps are bad as a mofo. Potato wedges, fantastic. Cole Slaw? Not bad if I'm in the right mood.

I dont know what it is but I feel sick after eating KFC or Taco Bell. Popeyes on the other hand rocks. I dont have any where I live but everytime I go to Vegas I hit up Popeyes
up on Rancho. I am ussualy the only white person in the crowded restraunt and the employees prison tattoos can be intemidating but its worth it. 3pc mixed(I order mixed because
I dont want the prison tattooed employees to look at me funny if I say white meat only) with a biscuit, mashed potatoes and gravy and a strawberry soda.

FWIW I eat at KFC about twice a week. Love it...

oh, you liked it!




well done imo

Very well done.

Oh yeah KFP, my dyslexia kicked in.

Wouldn't that be KFP?

good point.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel?"
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

I remember reading a book that said after chemical analysis the only herb they could find if KFC was MSG. Don't know if it's true or not but it doesn't matter, original recipe is the shiznit.

Why I rarely eat at KFC:

1. Two years ago, Panama City Beach, FLA. Walked into the store, and was in complete awe of how nasty the place was. I won't go into detail, but even a slob like me was appalled. After getting my food, I found out they were out of napkins. Yes, that's right... no napkins in the store. And the workers looked at me like I was an idiot for asking for some. To make matters worse, the store is basically in the front of a WalMart parking lot. Get off your lazy asses and go buy some napkins! I called the KFC 1-800 number and placed a complaint right in front of the workers.

2. One year ago in my hometown. I drove across town because I had an itching for some original recipe. When I got to the store, I had to wait waaay to long to place my order. When I placed it, I was told that they were out of chicken. Yes, out of chicken, and that it would be at least a 15 minute wait. I asked to speak to the manager. She came out, and without any apologies, gave me the news I'd already heard. I reminded her that "CHICKEN" is in their ****ing name, and there's no excuse for running out of it. I then went out into the parking lot and waited for people to pull up. When they did, I told them the news, and that they should go to another resturaunt.

3. I'm a college graduate, but I still have problems placing my order from their menu. Good God, how hard can it be to make a menu that has what I want on it?

4. Do they train their employees on how NOT to give good customer service?



Generally, I'm a really easy going guy. I've waited on tables before, and deal with the public on a daily basis, so I don't easily get upset about little things when I'm at a resturaunt. However, just the thought of KFC and their joke of a company gets me fired up.

I just wish the original recipe wasn't so good.

I love the boneless wings.

All this talk about original recipe gave me a powerful hunger for some, too powerful to be denied, so I went last night after work. Much like wedge, they were out of chicken but in their defense it was about 30 minutes until close and there must've been a bunch of guests from Lincoln reading this thread because there were about 5 cars in the drive thru when I got there. So I ordered and then they tell me they gots no chicken and since I was a nice guy about it they gave me coupon for a free 9 pc for my next visit, which I attempted to collect today. I figured I'd have more luck with them actually having chicken in the middle of the afternoon and I was right. Unfortunately, they shorted me a breast.

BASTARDOS!

The reason KFC started losing ground with the Negro demographic is because of the big, glaring 19th Century plantation owner as the logo. Yeah, sure, they put him in an apron to make him a bit 'more down to earth' - "mo like mammy" - but the fact is, Negroes aren't going to eat Chicken made by a dude who looks like he would be inclined to take a bullwhip to their backs if they ever spoke about the recipe he really stole from them...

Popeye, on the other hand, we all like Popeye. Blacks, whites- Popeye is pretty race neutral. Also, Popeyes chicken is spicier and since Negroes are closer to monkeys on the evolutionary scale, they're more inclined to prefer whichever chicken has more sensory stimuli, much like animals.

How does one explain the popularity of Church's (before Popeye's bought them out) in predominantly black neighborhoods?

Every KFC I have ever been in has been employed by fat people with greasy hair and skin and all look related/screwing each other.

GROSS

Imagine you're a Negro.
After a hard day having sex with multiple AIDS ridden prostitutes in exchange for rock, committing robberies and abandoning your children, your limbic system tells you "FRIED CHICKEN! NOW!"

So, you hop in your smoke belching 1986 Oldsmobile sitting on 3' high gold rims and head over to KFC... and who do you encounter when you get there?

This bastard.



... "the man" himself. A perfectly typified incarnate of every police officer, politician and honkey who has been keeping your people down from the beginning.

But, that man has something you want, so you hang your head in shame and order his white mans chicken. You imagine him snickering and calling you "boy" from somewhere behind the scenes, fully knowing the control his chicken imparts on your soul.

"Lawdy, lawdy! Dey gots to be a betta way!" you say to your Negro self, as you hand over the cash you just got from selling your foodstamps to the Hindu grocer for .25 cents on the dollar and take possession of your bucket-o-thighs.

Market experts realized that there was ground to be gained against a Fried Chicken company whose logo basically amounted to Simon LeGree, so Church's and Popeyes were born; Negroes everywhere rejoiced since they no longer had to buy their sweet, sweet fried chicken from "da Kernah". Oh, sure, they know the Churches and Popeyes money still winds up with whitey, but as long as they don't have to acknowledge the stinking, mustachioed cracker face of Colonel Sanders prior to eating their chicken, they're OK with that.

Copied joke from 4chan.

But hey, if you can't make original jokes, steal someone elses

lol, that actually makes it funnier if you think about it.

I refuse to eat anywhere where a white man... with white hair... dressed in white... and named Colonel who is obviously from the South... runs the place. He could wipe out my entire peoples.

yes please.


It's PFK in French-speaking Canada.

I've been there its KFP actually

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