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colonel Feathers
Why are there 5 different 100-200 limit games listed with 1 different guy waiting on each, why arent they playing each other??

Why is it when a women runs as a democrat, its a step forward 4 women

When they run as a republican shea unqualified?

Replace woman with black, same question.

Why is one of my nuts bigger than the other?

iS Cuthbert elisha the only really hot canadian xchick?

Are canadiens american or not?

Why is hockey such a great sport?

dO polar bears wander free up there/ IF not when is a good time to visit canada?

Why is guiness so damn good? iS It better in ireland or does it matter?

what the hell is bangers and mash?

i Made love to a poster of oprah once. is that wrong? I have a fetish for rotund black women, kinda like Thomas Jefferson, and Roger Ebert.

If I win the 530 today who should i stake in the sunday million?

Im tired and a little wasted so now i need to find somewhere to sleep, cheers all of u whereever you are.
jeff_536
QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 1:56 PM) *
Why are there 5 different 100-200 limit games listed with 1 different guy waiting on each, why arent they playing each other?? No one wants to start a new table, obviously.

Why is it when a women runs as a democrat, its a step forward 4 women

When they run as a republican shea unqualified? It's probably a little bit of both.

Replace woman with black, same question. Same answer

Why is one of my nuts bigger than the other? genetics

iS Cuthbert elisha the only really hot canadian xchick? Pam Anderson, Neve Campbell, Jillian Hennessy, Linda Evangelista, Natasha Henstridge, Missy Peregrym, Shania Twain, Nelly Furtado. I could go on.

Are canadiens american or not? most definitely not.

Why is hockey such a great sport? because it's Canadian

dO polar bears wander free up there/ IF not when is a good time to visit canada? Don't be stupid. As for time to visit, depends where you want to go and what you like to do. Skiing, fishing, site-seeing, whatever.

Why is guiness so damn good? iS It better in ireland or does it matter? meh, not a guiness fan.

what the hell is bangers and mash? Mashed potatoes and sausages

i Made love to a poster of oprah once. is that wrong? I have a fetish for rotund black women, kinda like Thomas Jefferson, and Roger Ebert. It's not wrong. Whatever floats your boat

If I win the 530 today who should i stake in the sunday million? not me.

Im tired and a little wasted so now i need to find somewhere to sleep, cheers all of u whereever you are.
navybuttons
QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Why are there 5 different 100-200 limit games listed with 1 different guy waiting on each, why arent they playing each other??


game selection is a huge part of poker and HULHE is no exception. if someone has an edge on you then you'll loose your money faster than most other games, so it could be said that you really need to make sure you have an edge on someone before sitting with them to play HULHE.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Why is it when a women runs as a democrat, its a step forward 4 women

When they run as a republican shea unqualified?


no one is saying that palin's running isn't a step forward for women. and people were saying that hill-dog wasn't exactly qualified.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Replace woman with black, same question.


which black is running on the republican ticket?

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Why is one of my nuts bigger than the other?


it's better for physical activity or sitting. also then one can be lower than the other so they don't get crushed so easily.
navybuttons
QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
iS Cuthbert elisha the only really hot canadian xchick?


bink!

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Are canadiens american or not?


their passports say no, but their love for cheeseburgers and sports say yes.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Why is hockey such a great sport?


it's exciting to watch. it's fast paced and one score is a huge part of the game so every second counts.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
dO polar bears wander free up there/ IF not when is a good time to visit canada?


polar bears are never free. they're taxed heavily and regulated by the brown bears. it's always a good time to visit canada if you have friends or relatives there.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
Why is guiness so damn good? iS It better in ireland or does it matter?


the hops, the brewing, and the bottling process. i've never been to ireland.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
what the hell is bangers and mash?


shedder's henchmen?

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
i Made love to a poster of oprah once. is that wrong?


i don't know what you did, but i'll take your word and say that you are correct.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
If I win the 530 today who should i stake in the sunday million?


ivey.

QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 10:56 AM) *
cheers


cheers.
Sal Paradise
I think we should all give navy a round of applause for the effort he has put into this.
chrozzo
QUOTE (colonel Feathers @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 1:56 PM) *
Why is guiness so damn good?


it is the semen of the angels, thats why
speedz99
I disagree!
runthemover
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 2:08 PM) *
I disagree!


pretty sure that was Arthur Tenneman not Reginald.
speedz99
QUOTE (runthemover @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 1:45 PM) *
pretty sure that was Arthur Tenneman not Reginald.


runthemover
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 2:54 PM) *


what I'm about to post (the image not the next words in this sentence) doesn't really make sense but actually it totally fits...

SlapStick
Largely Guinness has been nicer for me in Ireland, I've had some great ones in other countries but it definitely seems nicer at home. Guinness have a team that goes to each pub regularly to maintain the taps in Ireland, its all about the taps. There are only some pubs I would go to in Ireland to drink a guinness, its not like every pub does a good guinness.

You're a dick btw
loogie
QUOTE (SlapStick @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 3:27 PM) *
You're a dick btw

If he's a dick that secretes Guinness, Chrozzo would suck him.
KowboyKoop
Elisha Cuthbert = not that hot.

I'd do her...but I wouldn't brag about it. Way overrated..and that's a scientific fact.
Poppy_Hillis
QUOTE (KowboyKoop @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 7:57 PM) *
Elisha Cuthbert = not that hot.

I'd do her...but I wouldn't brag about it. Way overrated..and that's a scientific fact.

You're silly.

chrozzo
QUOTE (SlapStick @ Sunday, September 7th, 2008, 6:27 PM) *
Largely Guinness has been nicer for me in Ireland, I've had some great ones in other countries but it definitely seems nicer at home. Guinness have a team that goes to each pub regularly to maintain the taps in Ireland, its all about the taps. There are only some pubs I would go to in Ireland to drink a guinness, its not like every pub does a good guinness.

You're a dick btw

me?





and i wana be in ireland....soon


know where she's at?


hehe
Jargonator
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Monday, September 8th, 2008, 4:56 AM) *
me?
and i wana be in ireland....soon
know where she's at?
hehe


Only Guinness i've ever had was a free pint in the guiness storehouse gravity bar, prob the most expensive guinness you can get in dublin €11, It tasted like balls, i refuse to drink it again even if its free.
loogie
QUOTE (Jargonator @ Tuesday, September 9th, 2008, 7:16 AM) *
Only Guinness i've ever had...tasted like balls

It tastes like semen. Get with it.
CBass1724
QUOTE (Jargonator @ Tuesday, September 9th, 2008, 10:16 AM) *
Only Guinness i've ever had was a free pint in the guiness storehouse gravity bar, prob the most expensive guinness you can get in dublin €11, It tasted like balls, i refuse to drink it again even if its free.

You have just angered the Gods...
SlapStick
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Monday, September 8th, 2008, 4:56 AM) *
me?

Not in that particular post.

QUOTE (Jargonator @ Tuesday, September 9th, 2008, 3:16 PM) *
Only Guinness i've ever had was a free pint in the guiness storehouse gravity bar, prob the most expensive guinness you can get in dublin €11, It tasted like balls, i refuse to drink it again even if its free.



You need a guinness night, guinness hangover, guinnes drunk everything. If you have just one, yea you won't like it. Once you love it, nothing else compares
When do people pay 11euro in the gravity bar?
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