yeah he wanted to fight me


i was at pub..chatting with friends..this guy comes in..orders miller lite..sits right next to me

he mumbles to himself a lot

then i go off for a bit to talk to a friend sitting at a table

i come back and hes chatting with the guy on my right at the bar

so i sitting there...between their convo for a few min....i cough a bit ( not like nomral..this was small) and i covered my mouth...at the SAME TIME he says YES to something (on my left) and stick his hand out in agreement

well aparenty some of my cought hit his hand

he looked at his hand..then looked at me..i said "im sorry, i covered tho"

he said"wipe it off"

i said no

he said "**** u...do it"

Eric.the bartender....saw the whole thing

i glanced at him and said...."Eric...pleases and thanks"

he tossed him


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


i looooove my pub

[ ] Told us what kind of beer you were drinking.

[ ] Thread delivers.

[x] Bartender should have kicked him out immediately when he ordered a Miller Lite.

i was drinking Guinness all night

<3 tim wakefield

<3 christian. u would of destroyed him

mumbling mean prick on head!!!!!

aftetrwards you should have coughed on his face

then backhanded him

yeah, these were my thoughts also

Kick him in the nuts than bite off his ear.

next time

FMP

Shoulda poked his eye out... like Moe on the 3 Stooges.

You should have open-hand slapped that bitch. I bet he wouldn't have known what to do then.

He only did that cause he obv didn't know who he was talking to.

You should have just told him that you were a very popular e-personality on a major online poker forum. He would have backed off.

i think you nailed it!

ty

i need to start realizing my true potential

I think there was a better way to defuse the situation.

Next time tell him..."Tell ya what sir...to make it up to you, I will add you to my text message list."

There is no way in the world he couldn't love you after that!!!

just for that...im sending you one every day this week

wow. what a fuuucking retard.

I'm a small guy too, I'm huge compared to you but i mean any dude who picks a fight with guys our size are a bunch of losers.

You should have spat in his face as he was getting tossed

Lol speaking of a-holes trying to pick a fight. Yesterday I went out with a bunch of friends to a art festival. I got shit faced off 4 beers and was desperately looking for a bathroom. I finally found the pourty pottys and went straight for one that this guy just got out of. He wouldn't get out of my way and said, "find another one, this one is taken," in a total ******* tone. His wife came over and apologized and kept telling her husband to get out of my face. He was looking for a fight and I just told him to **** off. CHROZZO INSPIRED ME!

cmon! i had dinner with you!...i know ur size

i would WHOMP.YOUR.ASS!


we all know this


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queerbag.

lol. i know i'm not that much taller than you, but i think my bicep is larger than your waist

your face!

It was an excuse to get drunk and try to pick up sluts, fagatron.

well now


its on.

u hear?


ITS ON!

ur the one getting drunk off 4 beers

u avoiding me?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

True story....

Last night I got a text while I was asleep...

"Hj whcu tp t2? Weeaefee!"

Then like 5 mins later I got another...

"Hj whcu tp t2? Weeaefee!"

Solid Gold IMHO!

I would roll you up and dip you into ranch dressing, because i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.



and before you say it.. yes. i do eat shit for breakfast cuz thhats how insane i am.

you should have done the polite thing and licked it off his hand.

Chrozzo's drunken text messages both have the same spelling?

Christian, this ever happens again you call me bro. I know people....









































...at Bill's.

Not usually, but I think he liked this one so much he sent it twice!!

Dear Christian,


If you need bar fight tips, let me know. I have a blackbelt. I'll teach you the dirty stuff that hurts a lot.

werd i sent to u only...then to u and a friend again...lol
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wet Willies?

even better

Color me jealous.

damn Chris,

next time you need to whip out Hamster Style on him

rip off his scrotum and wear it like a swimmers cap

tonight I thought the guy next to me was sizing me up til I got him drunk enough on Jag Bombas he left me alone......I dont want to be my dad and "handle the situation" evem thoug i know i could have. its my local bar why get in a fight there