Well here is my 1000st post. I would truly like to thank the @work crew for engaging in my prepubescent thread that has endowed my post count to this level. Of course personal thanks goes out to: Faketree, AllinBluff, WRTO, JaysonWeber, DN himself, Renae, Nikki, DMS, JayistheMan, Aki, Fryer, Absolute, Vade, Norman, DigiMonkey, Custom & Iveyfan for their stalkingness (I CAN SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW STOP IT) , Chuckstye, Ron for constantly harassing me, Billiards, Jeff_536, and anyone else whose total post count is too low for me to see on the member list at the moment who has vastly contributed to my well-being in poker.

As well I would like to congratulate MYSELF because today, is my

19th birthday!

In Canada this is vastly, excruciating huge as this is the legal drinking age. AHH I have waited TWO years in college for this day, while ALL my friends were already 19. WHY GOD WHY!!!

I love the FCP Community very much, and I truly apologize for the lack of posting lately, there have only been minimal poker games going on in College town, as well as the pursuit for the perfect broke ass cracker with a bus pass to date!

Tinfoil hat.

Congratulations on finally being legal....at least to drink!

Well, happy birthday? Go have some fun.

Congrats :clap:
Glad I could be of service
I never really stalked you, I just wanted to follow on your footsteps :wink:

This could very well be a 10+ pager, I'm calling over.

happy birthday. :-)

any plans to head out to casino rama?

aseem

I was just excited I got to be your 999th post.

Oh, and congrats!

Maybe, Brantford is really close to me right now (Kitchener/Waterloo) But I know nothing but that they have 9 poker tables? Is it limit or NL? DOES ANYBODY KNOW? I NEED TO GAMBLELLELELELELLLELELELE.


Honestly though the poker thing has taken this University town by storm, McGinnis and Philty McNastys has poker tournaments every week and there are poker clubs everywhere. Time to fund my new found drinking??

Why am i not suprised at the stalkers out to visit this post right away!

take a full bodyshot becuz ur face is hot want to see the whole package

reminds me of that scene from Eurotrip.

Happy Birthday! :twisted:

Sure but you will be overwhelmed by my double D's and pretty ass toes

SW

Pretty as toes, pretty as clothes, oh how I love them pretty ass... Alright, I won't do it.

So...need any help breaking your Casino cherry?

Hey ill take you to brantford. Lets excahnge photos and hook up

:cry:

I got JimD82s in different area codes

....pretty ass hos?

He'll pick you up in his van with the one-way windows.

Happy birthday!

I'm sure you've already been to all the bars/casinos but now it's legal. Canada better watch out.

Clearly I only need your photo. Unphotoshopped, and of course not stretched vertically to flatter your probable beer gut. SW



Yes. There are other cherries to be popped as well.

ok, maybe forum ho is a bit harsh. Forum tease fits much better.

Funny, I heard on the news just today that Canada's economy just rose by 2% today... must be the guys in bars that Marion visits.

Happy B-day.

I'm sorry, my head just exploded. The mind reels with possibilities.

I'm sure that's not the only thing rising on guys in bars Marion visits.

You guys really need to get laid...



Happy Birthday.

if your face was a poker hand...i would fold it every time. Lets see what it really looks like without all the lighting and makeup. I will still fold.

why do people always assume your ugly....Ok let me rephrase it marion sauce let me know when your going to brantford and I will buy you a strawberry/banana milkshake. theres always 12 tables going there by the way and im on the 10/20-20/40 game. Bring friends.

God I hope that's not an offer.

Dibs. :wink:

14 tables in primetime (12 earlier in the day) spreading 2-5, 5-10, 10-20 and 20-40 all limit. if you are looking for nl action you need to head to the falls.

on a side note i was at casino niagara this past weekend (the old casino) and their poker room is up and running and appears fairly nice with a spread of lower limits than fallsview.

Marion, thanks for the topic for me. I love you too.

happy 19th!

Wow.. cheers.

happy birthday

me love you long time

You wish

how was your 21st?

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday General Sauce, Mz. Sauce, Sauce X.
Happy Birthday to you.

The army still misses you. We need your calming influence. Think about us (me & Nikki specifically) when your popping those cherries. We're with you in spirit!

i got trashed

Well, judging from your avatar I don't think you'll have any trouble finding someone to help you with that! Well, of course if the cherrie you're talking about is the one I'm thinking about.

worse than 72 offsuit

i'm mentioned first.

you guys are suckers!!!

seriously though, happy b-day.

may you be rolled up!

Yup, you must be proud! When Marion thinks of stalkers, you're the first one who comes to mind.

sw

Happy bday to the resident FCP hottie.

We should have a forum hot chick contest. We've got real pics of marion (many of us, no doubt, have several saved on our desktops). We just need some of the other girls to post their real pics...I'm thinking renae, nikki, that chick in the white t-shirt, theresa...and anyone else.

Getting judges, i think, won't be a problem.

Renae and Nikki have posted their pics. You had to be in the right place at the right time.

Perhaps the time and place will come again someday.

You gonna make me look through 200 some-odd pages of the work army post? I may not be an official member of the FCP Work Army, but 95 per cent of my nealrly 500 posts have been done while sitting in my office.

I'm excellent at criticizing women's appearances while keeping mine completely anonymous.

Ha ha! Yes. No pain, no gain.

Man I hope you guys aren't a bunch of middle aged men.

Can I be your perfect broke ass cracker? I will certainly provide the bus pass. :shock:

hmmm....yeah, that's me.