Sup guys, I've done some research on this:

• In this forum, I searched through many threads and the general response was "Nope, Pokerstars doesn't give bonuses." However, many of these posts were from, say, 2005.
• I did a Google search and lo! Almost every result was advertising the not-so-exclusive $50 first time deposit bonus.
• However, FlopTurnRiver seems to have an offer where you get $25 after you collect 100 FPPs. Is there some sort of catch that I'm missing here? I don't see any time limits on it. Here's the link.
• Is there anything better out there?

Sign up through PSO for the $50, plus $90 worth of points at Poker Source Online.

This is the best way I have found to sign up to Pokerstars.

Ahh, I see that if I get the 9000 points, then I can get, say, Ace On the River and Super/System 1&2, which are worth $63.67 on Amazon (not including shipping), and still have 800 points left over. A much better deal than FTR.

You say it's worth $90, but there isn't a way to simply cash out the 9000 is there? It looks like no, and after looking at their offers that one seems the best to me (don't feel like getting a $75 gift certificate to Nevada Jacks). So I'll be getting gipped a little bit, but that's to be expected with points offers like this, and I'll take $64+ over $25 any day.

Do you want a referral bonus, bub? I saw something mentioned.

By the way, I really hate their site layout. Confusing as hell!

You can get them to transfer money to you through a poker site in the store under gift certificates.

And I put my referral thing in the link above.