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Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 1:55 PM) 
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
Check mate
LOL
It's been too quiet in here lately so he just wants some action.
I'll play along.
God forgives you for your blasphemous statements and I will pray for your soul.
(There...that should get the ball rolling.)
*sits back to watch the show now*
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 2:55 PM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
fortunately, inversely from the christian god's sense of humor, the flying spaghetti monster actually loves being caricatured.
If that is the God of the Universe, then are the planets his poopoos? And are we little poopoo parasites? That would make more sense to me than Creationism ever will.
I'd find an Alfredo based deity a bit more appealing, but that's just me.
QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 12:13 PM)
fortunately, inversely from the christian god's sense of humor, the flying spaghetti monster actually loves being caricatured.
may he bless you with his noodley appendage.
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 11:55 AM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
mocking scientologists or mormons might be -EV in the long run, but that hasn't stopped you
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 7:55 PM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
You're just jealous. My god can move entire galaxies to bless us with his likeness.
Yours?
This thread needs more hot Jesus.
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 3:21 PM)
If that is the God of the Universe, then are the planets his poopoos? And are we little poopoo parasites? That would make more sense to me than Creationism ever will.
On the first day, He created a mountain, some trees, and a midgit (sic). On the next three days, He created the rest of the universe. And for the next three days after that, He rested.
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 10:55 AM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
i'll take my chances
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 2:55 PM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
Funny that God would get personally offended by the same things that personally offend His followers. I'd think that a Dude like Him would be above personal offense.
For the record, FSM is a parody of the intelligent design concept, not of Christianity as a whole.
Oh and fwiw, the OP is a pretty great parody of things like this:
QUOTE
A shrine in Houston is dedicated to an image bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary that appeared on a baking pan on Feb. 23, 2007. Guadalupe Rodriguez, a cafeteria worker at Pugh Elementary on the East Side, not pictured, discovered the image while cleaning the dishes from lunch on Ash Wednesday. The cooking sheet is now on display in the front yard of a home a few blocks away from the school, with numerous visitors coming to see the image.
(Brett Coomer, Houston Chronicle/AP Photo)
(Brett Coomer, Houston Chronicle/AP Photo)
Lol. You guys are getting antsy and bored. We need a good rollicking argument to liven it up a bit.
Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.
Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Friday, August 22nd, 2008, 5:07 AM)
Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God.
Good for you
(No SW)
QUOTE (KramitDaToad @ Friday, August 22nd, 2008, 1:37 AM)
Good for you
(No SW)
(No SW)
Thanks. I will post in more detail when I get time.
I will say that his noodly appendage has been good to me lately.
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 11:07 PM)
Lol. You guys are getting antsy and bored. We need a good rollicking argument to liven it up a bit.
Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.
Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.
God for you... I mean 'good for you'.
I have noticed the same... if BG and Crow aren't "debating" something.... it's kind of slow in here.
I tried to stir the pot a bit but "they" weren't having any of it. Silly heathens.
Hmmm... maybe later I'll start a thread.
A typical thread is about 20,000 light years long, and the filaments extend over a region spanning 300,000 light years. Based on their speed, they seem to have persisted for more than 100 million years.
Pchawww- the world is only 6000 years old don't those nutty scientists know anything?
Pchawww- the world is only 6000 years old don't those nutty scientists know anything?
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 10:55 AM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
You're so naive.
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 8:07 PM)
Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.
Worst excuse for a brag post ever.
QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Friday, August 22nd, 2008, 6:19 AM)
I tried to stir the pot a bit but "they" weren't having any of it. Silly heathens.
Hmmm... maybe later I'll start a thread.
Hmmm... maybe later I'll start a thread.
Honestly, everyone has just kind of started to ignore you. Start bringing more than "lol, he just owned you!" after every BG post (even ones that make no sense or are jokes) to the table and we'll see what happens. I'll be praying for you.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, August 22nd, 2008, 6:42 PM)
You're so naive.
Worst excuse for a brag post ever.
Honestly, everyone has just kind of started to ignore you. Start bringing more than "lol, he just owned you!" after every BG post (even ones that make no sense or are jokes) to the table and we'll see what happens. I'll be praying for you.
Worst excuse for a brag post ever.
Honestly, everyone has just kind of started to ignore you. Start bringing more than "lol, he just owned you!" after every BG post (even ones that make no sense or are jokes) to the table and we'll see what happens. I'll be praying for you.
I knew I could get at least one.
Thanks for playing. You disappoint me... I expected more from you.
Aww. I upset Hollywood.
I wasn't even trying to insult you, no need to get defensive. I'm just trying to help.
I wasn't even trying to insult you, no need to get defensive. I'm just trying to help.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, August 22nd, 2008, 9:43 PM)
Aww. I upset Hollywood.
I wasn't even trying to insult you, no need to get defensive. I'm just trying to help.
I wasn't even trying to insult you, no need to get defensive. I'm just trying to help.
I don't get upset.
I like your posts.
I don't like your avatar... but I like your posts.
Yeah, I've had it too long...been thinking about changing it.
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Thursday, August 21st, 2008, 10:55 AM)
Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.
Good Luck
Good Luck
You know I've been thinking of taking over the world. This would be the basis for getting followers to help me. I could slay anyone who mocked my God.
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Saturday, August 23rd, 2008, 9:51 AM)
You know I've been thinking of taking over the world. This would be the basis for getting followers to help me. I could slay anyone who mocked my God.
Too mormonish
Joseph Smith beat ya to it
QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Saturday, August 23rd, 2008, 7:01 AM)
Too mormonish
Joseph Smith beat ya to it
Joseph Smith beat ya to it
You obviously lack faith in my God so I will smite thee first. If you don't have faith and believe then Zorca will send you to eternal damnation.
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Saturday, August 23rd, 2008, 11:57 AM)
You obviously lack faith in my God so I will smite thee first. If you don't have faith and believe then Zorca will send you to eternal damnation.
Can't I just apologize to Zorca when i see him/her?
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