I was just up at Target, and there was some major, major talent in the back to school special isles.

Limited Time Offer!

yeah but the wal-mart chicks put out.

yeah, but the trailor park is to far away to make that worth my while.

I think you need to start getting your priorities in order.

i just cant afford it, sal.

DAMN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL!

Saliva works as a lubricant sir...

Not as well as a little crude oil, baby. Like butter.

Just be careful what hole you drill in.

its all pink, baby.

I perfer to hang out in the parking lots of planned parenthood

Ass; The other Vagina

There's always a lot of chicks at the abortion clinic.

backvag

abortion is murder.

you're right. What society needs is MORE single mothers with five kids on the welfare rolls.

todays welfare kid is tommorows hooker. you gotta think about the big picture

No Joke.... The best place to pick up chicks is at Yoga class.

YKHIKYLTTIITA

Does that mean the chicks that get abortions no longer have vaginas? No. We aren't "supporting" abortion, we are just banging chicks that do.

These are the MILFs who have proven they know how to get pregnant?

I don't think you fully understand what he was alluding too.

was he in the young ladies aisle or the dora the explorer lunch pail aisle?

OOOhhhhhhhh!


...he likes 'em fresh.

Yeah - pedophilia is funny.

You, you're a thinker. I like you.

high schools, imo

ahem.

Sorry Sal...I don't mean to artificially reduce your potential dating pool.

Someone needs to teach Sal the Law of Diminishing return.

and somebody needs to teach YOU that everybody's utility curve is different.


FACE.

FYP

what does that have to do with the taking of innocent and defensless life?

walmart > target ainec!

Is this really the appropriate place to have this conversation?

And if it is, then unless it can live outside the mother, it's not a life.

the old point of viability argument, we meet again.

i just read an essay that says what makes abortion wrong is not the actualy ending of a biological life, it is the destruction of that biological lifes future that is morally wrong. i think we can assume that a fetus that cannot live outside its mothers womb, if left undisturbed, will most likely become a life that has a distinct future and to rob that fetus of its future isnt right.

who are we to decide whos life is worth living. so what if a mom has five or even ten kids and lives in near poverty. does a poor persons life mean less, is it worth less?

im probably rambling and not making sense.

but i also believe strongly in personal autonomy, so yeah, i can see a womans right to choose as a significant argument.

but the "what if the kid is going to be born into a bad situation and by aborting the fetus/baby we can save he/she some suffering" argument doesnt sway me. nor does the "society doesnt need more kids raised by single mothers with too many children" argument.


and then sometimes i dont really give a shit what anyone does.

How did a innocent thread about banging underage girls turn into a abortion debate?

i honestly dont see how you can talk about one and not the other.

How about a dog park on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon?

at least we can all agree that poor criminals should be sterilized, right?

they arent having babies..they are BREEDING!...like RATS!!!

Now THIS is the first intelligent thing you've written in months. MONTHS.


Actually, in no way do I condone abortion as birth control. I'm a big fan of the personal choice camp.

i see what you did there.

There is definitely some sweet bitches at the dog park!

Drive around town around 1am and any women standing looking for a ride its amazing how many are looking for a ride. Pull over and help her out. Give her 20 bucks and drive slowly to the bus station you and her will both be better off after that.

I also hear this!, My friends friend goes to Yoga he says there are soooo many girls and they dig it when they see a guy in the yoga class and it's extremely easy to pick up girls there

The only thing is they just want to be friends and under the impression your gay. JK

QFT