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phlegm
Its wat my priest thinks.
LadyGrey
QUOTE (phlegm @ Tuesday, July 15th, 2008, 9:59 PM) *
Its wat my priest thinks.

Being gay is bad because when gay men have sex they do it in the anus instead of in a womans vagina. That way they actually get faeces on their penises, which is disgusting. Sometimes they dislodge faeces inside the rectums so that when one removes his penis, the other one defecates all over the place, he just can't control it. Excrement is very unhygienic, it is full of bacteria and toxins because it is comprised of the matter that our body doesn't want. If you put your penis in a person anus, some faeces could get into your penis and make you ill or infected. Sometimes if one man licks another mans penis after it has been inside the rectum, he is consuming defecation, this could make him very ill indeed and also it often does not taste pleasant. It is unknown why they do this, some say it is a symptom of the AIDS virus. Furthermore the anus is not designed for sexual relations, the skin around it is easily torn and can then get infected when the faeces gets rub into it. When the human body was designed, the anus was designed to be an "out" tube if you will, whereas the vagina is an "in" tube, except when it has a baby coming out or some blood or other fluids. The anus should not have anything inserted into it unless the doctor instructs you to do so, such as a suppository. These are the reasons why being gay is a bad thing.

I hope that helps in your quest for knowledge and truth, phlegm. Bless you.
AmScray
Being bad is gay because meth is bad.
KowboyKoop
Did you guys know that Clay Aiken was gay?
colonel Feathers
QUOTE (LadyGrey @ Wednesday, October 8th, 2008, 10:13 PM) *
Being gay is bad because when gay men have sex they do it in the anus instead of in a womans vagina. That way they actually get faeces on their penises, which is disgusting. Sometimes they dislodge faeces inside the rectums so that when one removes his penis, the other one defecates all over the place, he just can't control it. Excrement is very unhygienic, it is full of bacteria and toxins because it is comprised of the matter that our body doesn't want. If you put your penis in a person anus, some faeces could get into your penis and make you ill or infected. Sometimes if one man licks another mans penis after it has been inside the rectum, he is consuming defecation, this could make him very ill indeed and also it often does not taste pleasant. It is unknown why they do this, some say it is a symptom of the AIDS virus. Furthermore the anus is not designed for sexual relations, the skin around it is easily torn and can then get infected when the faeces gets rub into it. When the human body was designed, the anus was designed to be an "out" tube if you will, whereas the vagina is an "in" tube, except when it has a baby coming out or some blood or other fluids. The anus should not have anything inserted into it unless the doctor instructs you to do so, such as a suppository. These are the reasons why being gay is a bad thing.

I hope that helps in your quest for knowledge and truth, phlegm. Bless you.


Had no idea brits dove this deeply into topics. No pun intended.
BenSavage
Because God says so!!!
aucu
It's a big pain in the a**
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